The Grooming of Aragorn
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Adult +
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An Escape, but will it work?
***Sorry if this chapter took a little longer but my muses..*stops to glare at muses* have been rather difficult...Aragorn has this unnatural fear Arwen will rape him...don't worry...I'll try to keep him from talking about it in the story...but there's no way to tell for certain..well enjoy***
"Remind me why I'm here." Aragorn asked Legolas for what seemed to be the hundredth time.
"Because you don't want to end up with Arwen, or do you?"
"NO!" Aragorn screamed at hearing her name and the implied marriage. He hid behind Legolas, pushing himself as close to the elf's fantastically trim rear end as he could.
"OK, then listen to me very carefully." They were standing in front of Elrond's room, reviewing the plan.
"Do you understand Aragorn?" Legolas asked, still not sure of how much Aragorn could comprehend at one time.
"Yeah, but why can't you tell Elrond? What if- what if *she's* there?" Aragorn whispered.
"You're the one who is trying to get away from her, and don't worry, she's out of town visiting Halidir." Legolas answered patiently, removing Aragorn's hand from his bottom. Aragorn's eyes narrowed at Halidir's name.
"That whore, she's probably trying to get one more fling with him before we- ahhhhh-I can't say it. I remember when she used to be bearable, and she cheated on me. Bitch."
"Shhh.we're going in." Legolas pushed Aragorn into the room, where he froze at the sight of Elrond wearing nothing but a sash around him.
"Hello Aragorn." Elrond said darkly. He saw Legolas and Aragorn staring at him, and he glanced down.
"Just practising for the annual elf awards." He said nonchalantly. Legolas grimaced, forever scarred by the image of Elrond bare. He pushed a whimpering, and very much frightened Aragorn behind him, to shield him from the view.
All of a sudden Aragorn screamed, "SHE'S GONNA RAPE ME!". Legolas glared at Aragorn and yelled
"You promised!"
"Sorry." Muttered Aragorn. Legolas sighed, and turned back to face Elrond rather reluctantly, as the elf had begun to jog on the spot..swinging everything..and I mean EVERYTHING!
"Elrond, I'm here to talk about Arwen." Legolas said solemnly. Elrond's face brightened and he peeked behind Legolas' back at Aragorn, who gave a scared shriek.
"Oh, he's come to ask for her hand in marriage. Well she's well endowed, I don't know if I can let go of her that....erm...easily." Elrond said weakly. Legolas rolled his eyes, and heard Aragorn stifle a laugh.
"Well, that was the *original* plan, but there have been some well....there has been some new information. It seems that Arwen has been unfaithful to Aragorn....again." Legolas said nastily.
"But..but...what do you mean? I've had her practically locked in her room, believe me it isn't easy to keep her from getting in every creature's pants. YOU HAVE TO TAKE HER!" Elrond said desperately, giving up the façade, of Arwen being precious to him in even the slightest way.
"Yes, will Aragorn was willing to until-"
"I was?" Aragorn asked dazedly.
"Yes, now shut up, and look good." Legolas hissed at him through clenched teeth.
"OK." Shrugged Aragorn disappointedly. Everyone thought he had as much brains as a lawn ornament. Aragorn pondered over this for a moment and began to weep.
"Nobody loves me anymore..." sobbed Aragorn. Legolas felt his heart go out to Aragorn and he patted his shoulder.
"There there, I still l-erm..I mean I still like you....strictly in a friend way." Legolas added hastily seeing Elrond's curious look. Aragorn calmed down considerably and began to amuse himself with Legolas' toes.
"I got to put it bluntly Elrond, I feel for you and all, but there's no way Aragorn can take care of another man..er...elf's child."
"WHAT?!" yelled Elrond and Aragorn simultaneously.
"That's right, Arwen's pregnant. With Halidir's baby."
***Whoa! Where did that come from......well this chapter is pretty much the climax...only a few more chapter's to go...then I'll be free to write another fanfic.. I've been spending ALL my spare time on this one. Well as always...R&R ppl...and don't forget to write nice long reviews...lol..buh bye...***
"Remind me why I'm here." Aragorn asked Legolas for what seemed to be the hundredth time.
"Because you don't want to end up with Arwen, or do you?"
"NO!" Aragorn screamed at hearing her name and the implied marriage. He hid behind Legolas, pushing himself as close to the elf's fantastically trim rear end as he could.
"OK, then listen to me very carefully." They were standing in front of Elrond's room, reviewing the plan.
"Do you understand Aragorn?" Legolas asked, still not sure of how much Aragorn could comprehend at one time.
"Yeah, but why can't you tell Elrond? What if- what if *she's* there?" Aragorn whispered.
"You're the one who is trying to get away from her, and don't worry, she's out of town visiting Halidir." Legolas answered patiently, removing Aragorn's hand from his bottom. Aragorn's eyes narrowed at Halidir's name.
"That whore, she's probably trying to get one more fling with him before we- ahhhhh-I can't say it. I remember when she used to be bearable, and she cheated on me. Bitch."
"Shhh.we're going in." Legolas pushed Aragorn into the room, where he froze at the sight of Elrond wearing nothing but a sash around him.
"Hello Aragorn." Elrond said darkly. He saw Legolas and Aragorn staring at him, and he glanced down.
"Just practising for the annual elf awards." He said nonchalantly. Legolas grimaced, forever scarred by the image of Elrond bare. He pushed a whimpering, and very much frightened Aragorn behind him, to shield him from the view.
All of a sudden Aragorn screamed, "SHE'S GONNA RAPE ME!". Legolas glared at Aragorn and yelled
"You promised!"
"Sorry." Muttered Aragorn. Legolas sighed, and turned back to face Elrond rather reluctantly, as the elf had begun to jog on the spot..swinging everything..and I mean EVERYTHING!
"Elrond, I'm here to talk about Arwen." Legolas said solemnly. Elrond's face brightened and he peeked behind Legolas' back at Aragorn, who gave a scared shriek.
"Oh, he's come to ask for her hand in marriage. Well she's well endowed, I don't know if I can let go of her that....erm...easily." Elrond said weakly. Legolas rolled his eyes, and heard Aragorn stifle a laugh.
"Well, that was the *original* plan, but there have been some well....there has been some new information. It seems that Arwen has been unfaithful to Aragorn....again." Legolas said nastily.
"But..but...what do you mean? I've had her practically locked in her room, believe me it isn't easy to keep her from getting in every creature's pants. YOU HAVE TO TAKE HER!" Elrond said desperately, giving up the façade, of Arwen being precious to him in even the slightest way.
"Yes, will Aragorn was willing to until-"
"I was?" Aragorn asked dazedly.
"Yes, now shut up, and look good." Legolas hissed at him through clenched teeth.
"OK." Shrugged Aragorn disappointedly. Everyone thought he had as much brains as a lawn ornament. Aragorn pondered over this for a moment and began to weep.
"Nobody loves me anymore..." sobbed Aragorn. Legolas felt his heart go out to Aragorn and he patted his shoulder.
"There there, I still l-erm..I mean I still like you....strictly in a friend way." Legolas added hastily seeing Elrond's curious look. Aragorn calmed down considerably and began to amuse himself with Legolas' toes.
"I got to put it bluntly Elrond, I feel for you and all, but there's no way Aragorn can take care of another man..er...elf's child."
"WHAT?!" yelled Elrond and Aragorn simultaneously.
"That's right, Arwen's pregnant. With Halidir's baby."
***Whoa! Where did that come from......well this chapter is pretty much the climax...only a few more chapter's to go...then I'll be free to write another fanfic.. I've been spending ALL my spare time on this one. Well as always...R&R ppl...and don't forget to write nice long reviews...lol..buh bye...***