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Bwuahahahaha! Hysterical! This is one of the best LOTR fics I've ever read! I was cracking up throughout the whole thing! Great job!

Omg, that was just so funny.... although some parts wasn't very realstic for middle earth... espeically the tin-foil used for dying. I think they would had proably used mental clips or some layers of rough cloth to wrap around the head for that. ah well.

But keep it up! it's just so damn amusing...

Ok I like the story so far now let the bashing comense.
First of all WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!!!
Why did you make Legolas sound like a girl?!!!
They didn't have "Beauty Salons" back then and if they did then a king wouldn't be caught dead in one.
Were you high or drunk when you wrote this.
If I like the second chapie then my advise would be to cut out the first one.

Ok I like the story so far now let the bashing comense.
First of all WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!!!
Why did you make Legolas sound like a girl?!!!
They didn't have "Beauty Salons" back then and if they did then a king wouldn't be caught dead in one.
Were you high or drunk when you wrote this.
If I like the second chapie then my advise would be to cut out the first one.

That was...oh goodness...that was too funny. Well done!

This is a great start. It is like Queer Eye For The Straight Guy. Only Legolas doesn't have to be gay he can just be metrosexual. I look forward to shopping. giggle
You look just like Viggo Mortensen, snort.