Legolas Finds Love. And Loses a Mitten.
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-Multi-Age › Slash - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
8
Views:
2,981
Reviews:
23
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I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Five
Legolas: Put your knee. . .oh, it's time for chapter five.
Aragorn: Just when we really get a good rhythm going, intermission's over. I can't take this any longer!
Legolas: I can! Keep going! Almost there!
//
"Confession' 5
Legolas lookveryvery ware for Layoin. He finally saw her out side in the garden. She was sitting in among the red and white roses. Legolas just watched her for a wail.
//
Legolas: Her out side- ohh, umm, ohh. . . that's my big Ranger!- was quite disgusting. It made me wail.
Aragorn: I'll make you wail. [pounds Legolas through the theatre floor]
Legolas: [wails]
*~*~* AN UNSPECIFIED AMOUNT IME IME PASSES *~*~*
Legolas: Whew.
Aragorn: You're telling me. I'm the one doing all the work.
//
The tears were streaming down her face, and her blue eyes were shining in the sun because of the tears. She picked a red rose and stared at it. A tear fell down her cheek and landed on the rose in her hand. Legolas noticed that she was no longer in pence. She was warring a red dress with long sleeves and the dress was so long that it was spread out around her.
//
Legolas: You know they say the colour red promotes violence. That explains the warring. But it doesn't explain her sudden poverty.
Aragorn: Who are *they*?
Legolas: How should I know?
//
He then saw her arrows snapped in half and her bow was on the ground with the string broken. Legolas shuck his head and then entered. Layoin did not move. He came over to her side and sat next to her, but still she did not move. Legolas watched another tear rowewn hwn her cheek and he moved her head towered his and wiped the tear away with his hand. She looked deep into his eyes but did not smile. Legolas took the rose from her hand and set it down.
//
Legolas: I shucked my head right off. I was so disgusted with her warring wares and lack of pence that I shucked it right off.
Aragorn: [looking up "rowel" in dictionary] "Rowel (n): A revolving disk with sharp marginal points at the end of a spur. Rowel (v): To goad with or as if with a rowel."
Legolas: Thanks for uh, clearing that up. [rolls eyes] But what are you going to do about her head towering mine?
Aragorn: Shuck it off?
Legolas: [giggling] Shuck it off. That's funny.
//
"Why do you cry Layoin?"
"I do not understand my father, why does he not want me happy"
"But he does"
"Well he does not show it"
"It is just that you do not see it"
Layoin just looked up at him.
"Your father does not wish to lose you. You are his little girl and only daughter"
"I know this but if I am not aloud to do the things I chose then I shall not be happy"
"But I know you shall be happy"
"And how would you know that I shall be happy?"
//
Legolas: Must. . .shuck. . .head. . .
Aragorn: Did you just say. . .
Legolas: SHUCK.
Aragorn: [pouting] Oh.
Legolas: Ah, what the hell.
Aragorn: [grins] Yeah. . .that's how I like it. . .ohhh. . .
//
Legolas just looked at her and smiled. He wanted to tell her that he loved her but he did not know if she felt the same way. She was so beautiful and he enjoyed being with her. He did not want to mess that up. Finally he decided to just say it.
"Foe if someone loved you would you knot be happy"
//
Aragorn: Wait. Are you trying to say that if someone loved her, she would *not* be happy? Cos that makes no bloody sense. A little to the left. Thanks.
Legolas: [thinking] Twat. Eww, twat. No. Think of something else. *Anything* else. . .
//
"You know I would be happy, for if someone loved me it would comfort me much."
"Then let me comfort you for I love you more then anything."
//
Aragorn: I wish someone would comfort me and put a bullet in my brain.
//
Layoin wiped her eyes and did not know what to say. The silence scared Legolas. He wanted to know what she was thinking. Finally she spoke.
"I love you to" she said giving him a hug.
//
Legolas: She'd love me to what?
Aragorn: I don't know, but *I'd* love you to finish already.
Legolas: Just for that, I'm not going to. You can bloody well do it yourself.
Aragorn: [groans] Not again. . .
//
Legolas then kissed her tender soft lips. There kiss lasted long and Legolas did not want to let her go.
//
Legolas: Yes, actually I did. I wanted to let her go far, far away and never see her again.
Aragorn: [whinging in desperation] Legolaaaas. . .pleaaase. . .
Aragorn: Just when we really get a good rhythm going, intermission's over. I can't take this any longer!
Legolas: I can! Keep going! Almost there!
//
"Confession' 5
Legolas lookveryvery ware for Layoin. He finally saw her out side in the garden. She was sitting in among the red and white roses. Legolas just watched her for a wail.
//
Legolas: Her out side- ohh, umm, ohh. . . that's my big Ranger!- was quite disgusting. It made me wail.
Aragorn: I'll make you wail. [pounds Legolas through the theatre floor]
Legolas: [wails]
*~*~* AN UNSPECIFIED AMOUNT IME IME PASSES *~*~*
Legolas: Whew.
Aragorn: You're telling me. I'm the one doing all the work.
//
The tears were streaming down her face, and her blue eyes were shining in the sun because of the tears. She picked a red rose and stared at it. A tear fell down her cheek and landed on the rose in her hand. Legolas noticed that she was no longer in pence. She was warring a red dress with long sleeves and the dress was so long that it was spread out around her.
//
Legolas: You know they say the colour red promotes violence. That explains the warring. But it doesn't explain her sudden poverty.
Aragorn: Who are *they*?
Legolas: How should I know?
//
He then saw her arrows snapped in half and her bow was on the ground with the string broken. Legolas shuck his head and then entered. Layoin did not move. He came over to her side and sat next to her, but still she did not move. Legolas watched another tear rowewn hwn her cheek and he moved her head towered his and wiped the tear away with his hand. She looked deep into his eyes but did not smile. Legolas took the rose from her hand and set it down.
//
Legolas: I shucked my head right off. I was so disgusted with her warring wares and lack of pence that I shucked it right off.
Aragorn: [looking up "rowel" in dictionary] "Rowel (n): A revolving disk with sharp marginal points at the end of a spur. Rowel (v): To goad with or as if with a rowel."
Legolas: Thanks for uh, clearing that up. [rolls eyes] But what are you going to do about her head towering mine?
Aragorn: Shuck it off?
Legolas: [giggling] Shuck it off. That's funny.
//
"Why do you cry Layoin?"
"I do not understand my father, why does he not want me happy"
"But he does"
"Well he does not show it"
"It is just that you do not see it"
Layoin just looked up at him.
"Your father does not wish to lose you. You are his little girl and only daughter"
"I know this but if I am not aloud to do the things I chose then I shall not be happy"
"But I know you shall be happy"
"And how would you know that I shall be happy?"
//
Legolas: Must. . .shuck. . .head. . .
Aragorn: Did you just say. . .
Legolas: SHUCK.
Aragorn: [pouting] Oh.
Legolas: Ah, what the hell.
Aragorn: [grins] Yeah. . .that's how I like it. . .ohhh. . .
//
Legolas just looked at her and smiled. He wanted to tell her that he loved her but he did not know if she felt the same way. She was so beautiful and he enjoyed being with her. He did not want to mess that up. Finally he decided to just say it.
"Foe if someone loved you would you knot be happy"
//
Aragorn: Wait. Are you trying to say that if someone loved her, she would *not* be happy? Cos that makes no bloody sense. A little to the left. Thanks.
Legolas: [thinking] Twat. Eww, twat. No. Think of something else. *Anything* else. . .
//
"You know I would be happy, for if someone loved me it would comfort me much."
"Then let me comfort you for I love you more then anything."
//
Aragorn: I wish someone would comfort me and put a bullet in my brain.
//
Layoin wiped her eyes and did not know what to say. The silence scared Legolas. He wanted to know what she was thinking. Finally she spoke.
"I love you to" she said giving him a hug.
//
Legolas: She'd love me to what?
Aragorn: I don't know, but *I'd* love you to finish already.
Legolas: Just for that, I'm not going to. You can bloody well do it yourself.
Aragorn: [groans] Not again. . .
//
Legolas then kissed her tender soft lips. There kiss lasted long and Legolas did not want to let her go.
//
Legolas: Yes, actually I did. I wanted to let her go far, far away and never see her again.
Aragorn: [whinging in desperation] Legolaaaas. . .pleaaase. . .