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I simply cannot believe the original story was actually posted. Thank you for showing us what an awful piece of dreck this story ed oed out to be. As always you are brilliant at lampooning dreadful fic. I laughed my ass off, great job! Keep up the excellent work and keep the net safe for good fic writers everywhere.
Peace,
Amy

Hello, Kira.

::grin::

I have to wait for the author to write more of her shite before I can write more of mine...LOL. I will keep on the lookout for it.

You are too kind, and I'm glad we could entertain you!

Love,
Sugary Lime

LOL, ^_______^ You do it good!
But... Heey!? Where is the end?
And where did Lord Elrond take Aragorn? (In the story) And will not Haldir come back with Lord Elrond? Please?
Please, do an MST with Lord Elrond. But he mustn't run away! Mwuhahaha!!! *khm*
I'm sure, I will not write AND publicate a Mary-Sue-LotR-fanfiction... See, you did something good to the world :)

Huuum. I know Leglas isn't gay. But *Legolas*, is the fag of all fags. And that=sexy.

What's gross, little girl, is your lack of education. Cancel the subscription of Teen Beat to your trailer and try to insult the author in a way that isn't so pathetically hystal. al.

*sniggering at "knickerpainter"* Did you get them all done, hunny? Ya? Fook?

To Shelley: Go over to FanFiction.Net. I hear none of their stuff is above a PG13 rating so you should be pretty safe. Enjoy!

mwah!

Captain Evidently xx

Dear Lord... someone teach the girl how to spell... if not for Aragorn pashing Legolas, I'm not sure I could take it... ~wails~

~needs hugs..~

I look into my crystal ball and see HalAraGolas Seks in the near future. Yesh.

~SL.

And Legolas sucks also. Aragorn told us so.

Aw sweet Jesus..
Legolas: [grabbing mobile and ringing Punctuation Police] Hello? Yes. I’d like to report the gross misuse of punctuation in a Mary Sue. Yes, I’ll hold. [humming along to hold music] Oh, okay. Yes. She’s got her exclamations and questions all buggered up. And she has no idea that periods come at the ends of sentences. Okay. Thanks anyway.

Aragorn: Are they sending someone out?

Legolas: No. They’ve got quite a backlog of bad!fic to deal with, so we’re on our own.

Aragorn: Rats!

AAAAHHH!!! That is so fooking funny!! *wipes tears of laughter from eyes* When they're done with the backlog can they come over and check out Band of GOld too? If she ever updates, of course. I mean, of coarse...

A & E xx

If you loved me, you'd arrange for an Aragorn/Legolas/Haldir threeway. I think this fic was made, just for you to MST it.