The Crash
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Category:
Lord of the Rings Movies › General › Lord of the Ring Stars
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
8
Views:
1,866
Reviews:
5
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
This is work of fiction! I do not know the celebrity(ies) I am writing about, and I do not profit from these writings.
Time to Apologize
Chapter 6 - Time to Apologize
After his mom had launched into one, he felt like his head would explode from the combination of his mother’s ranting and the alcohol. He admiadmitted about the crash, what else could he do, but he had tried to worm out of the Maggie situation.
“I saw her leave Elijah Jordan Wood! Just a few minutes ago!”
He cringed under the fury of his mother and he knew when she used his full name there would be long-term repercussions. She left him with instructions in no uncertain terms to call Anya and apologize again, especially for the papers and to clean up his act.
Billy came in, without his usual smirk this time, he had heard everything and although he did agree Lij had been an utter git, he felt sorry for the lecture. It had sounded very nasty.
“Alright mate, best thing to do is just call your agent, what’s-her-name then, get her to do some damage control and then call this chick you hit and charm her like you usually do. Piece ‘o cake.”
He decided to take Billy’s advice and called Kendra Symons right away. She went ballistic at him, in a similar fashion to his mother and he asked her to sort this all out, and he would call Anya to apologize, again.
He then groaned as the phone rang loudly, it was Liv.
“Lij, what the hell do you think you were doing? I spent hours in the hospital with that poor girl and you go off picking up bimbos?” it was amazing how high and screechy her voice could go sometimes.
“I pick up the papers and you’re splattered all across them, I thought you were better than that, Lij I really did. Have you called her yet?” she demanded
“I was about to, why is everyone on my case?”
“Maybe you should think before you take action next time. I cannot believe you sometimes. Let me talk to Billy, I’ll get more sense out of him.”
Elijah was just about to laugh and quip but the finality in Liv’s tone was scary and he choked the comment back and handed the phone over to Billy.
The phone rang for the millionth time that day.
“I’m gonna unplug the fucking thing in a minute!” screamed Emily as she picked up the phone and demanded
“What? This better be good or I’ll hunt you down and kill you painfully.”
“Um, excuse me, is Anya there?” came Lij’s scared voice
“Who is it? If it’s another reporter, I’ll shove your phone up you’re…”
“It’s Lij, I mean, Elijah. Can I speak with her, please?”
“I don’t know, I know you don’t deserve to waste her time after what you did.”
“I wanted to apologize.”
“Typical man, look I don’t give a fuck who you are, I don’t like people who almost kill my best mate, y’hear!”
Elijah went quiet.
“Well, I suppose maybe, I’ll see if she wants to talk to you.” Emily put her hand over the receiver, but he could still hear every word, he had a niggling feeling this was done on purpose.
“Oi! Scarhead! It’s that fucking wanker on the phone for you.”
He hears Anya’s voice reply
“Who? Peter Roberts?”
“No, you dweeb, the fucker who hit you.”
“Ah.” Elijah hears some muffled noises, then
“OW! Motherfucker! I just stubbed my toe!” it was Anya, who then picked up the phone and said very tersely
“What do you want?”
After his mom had launched into one, he felt like his head would explode from the combination of his mother’s ranting and the alcohol. He admiadmitted about the crash, what else could he do, but he had tried to worm out of the Maggie situation.
“I saw her leave Elijah Jordan Wood! Just a few minutes ago!”
He cringed under the fury of his mother and he knew when she used his full name there would be long-term repercussions. She left him with instructions in no uncertain terms to call Anya and apologize again, especially for the papers and to clean up his act.
Billy came in, without his usual smirk this time, he had heard everything and although he did agree Lij had been an utter git, he felt sorry for the lecture. It had sounded very nasty.
“Alright mate, best thing to do is just call your agent, what’s-her-name then, get her to do some damage control and then call this chick you hit and charm her like you usually do. Piece ‘o cake.”
He decided to take Billy’s advice and called Kendra Symons right away. She went ballistic at him, in a similar fashion to his mother and he asked her to sort this all out, and he would call Anya to apologize, again.
He then groaned as the phone rang loudly, it was Liv.
“Lij, what the hell do you think you were doing? I spent hours in the hospital with that poor girl and you go off picking up bimbos?” it was amazing how high and screechy her voice could go sometimes.
“I pick up the papers and you’re splattered all across them, I thought you were better than that, Lij I really did. Have you called her yet?” she demanded
“I was about to, why is everyone on my case?”
“Maybe you should think before you take action next time. I cannot believe you sometimes. Let me talk to Billy, I’ll get more sense out of him.”
Elijah was just about to laugh and quip but the finality in Liv’s tone was scary and he choked the comment back and handed the phone over to Billy.
The phone rang for the millionth time that day.
“I’m gonna unplug the fucking thing in a minute!” screamed Emily as she picked up the phone and demanded
“What? This better be good or I’ll hunt you down and kill you painfully.”
“Um, excuse me, is Anya there?” came Lij’s scared voice
“Who is it? If it’s another reporter, I’ll shove your phone up you’re…”
“It’s Lij, I mean, Elijah. Can I speak with her, please?”
“I don’t know, I know you don’t deserve to waste her time after what you did.”
“I wanted to apologize.”
“Typical man, look I don’t give a fuck who you are, I don’t like people who almost kill my best mate, y’hear!”
Elijah went quiet.
“Well, I suppose maybe, I’ll see if she wants to talk to you.” Emily put her hand over the receiver, but he could still hear every word, he had a niggling feeling this was done on purpose.
“Oi! Scarhead! It’s that fucking wanker on the phone for you.”
He hears Anya’s voice reply
“Who? Peter Roberts?”
“No, you dweeb, the fucker who hit you.”
“Ah.” Elijah hears some muffled noises, then
“OW! Motherfucker! I just stubbed my toe!” it was Anya, who then picked up the phone and said very tersely
“What do you want?”