The Grooming of Aragorn
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-Multi-Age › Slash - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
17
Views:
2,793
Reviews:
6
Recommended:
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Currently Reading:
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I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
What's That A Plan?
***I can't believe I'm already at the sixth chapter, well not too many left. I've been doing a chapter a day. Hmmmm, maybe I should take some time off..well anyways, enjoy the chapter folks.***
"What did you tell her?" Aragorn ran eagerly towards Legolas, as he entered the front door.
"Not much," shrugged Legolas, "I told her you were getting it on with another elf."
"WHAT?! She'll be here with an axe, trying to chop us both up." Aragorn yelped, cowering behind a sofa, and shifting his eyes suspiciously every so often.
"That's why I carry this." Legolas gestured to the bow and arrows on his back. Aragorn cautiously got up from his place behind the sofa.
"I know, it's sort of weird you even wear it when we-"
"Anyway," Legolas interrupted loudly, "I'm going to mess around with her mind a little, before we tell Elrond that we're together."
"I don't know, she doesn't have much of a mind anyway, and don't you think Elrond will be upset?" Aragorn asked.
"Nah, you don't know Elrond too well do you? He's been looking to get rid of her ever since she learned to talk, or rather *bitch* at him. Hmmmm, maybe he will be upset, after all you were his way of getting rid of her." Legolas fell on the sofa and began to twirl a stray lock of hair absentmindedly. Aragorn beamed at him adoringly, before jumping onto him.
"Aaargh! What are you doing Aragorn? We have to think of a valid reason for you to break up with Arwen." Legolas said pushing Aragorn away.
"That's easy, one she's a bitch, two she's a drag queen, three she's manipulating, four she's a whore, five-"
"No, it has to be something that's just happened recently. I mean she was already all those things, before you fell in love with her."
"Love, Arwen?" Aragorn fell on his knees and began to retch.
"Wait, I have it. This is perfect. I know how we can get rid of Arwen, not only from our lives, but from Rivendale too!" Legolas said. Aragorn took this opportunity to jump back into Legolas' lap.
"What is it?"
***Damn it, I have horrible allergies..I've been sneezing all day. Sorry this chapter is so short, I don't feel up to making a bigger one. As always R&R!***
"What did you tell her?" Aragorn ran eagerly towards Legolas, as he entered the front door.
"Not much," shrugged Legolas, "I told her you were getting it on with another elf."
"WHAT?! She'll be here with an axe, trying to chop us both up." Aragorn yelped, cowering behind a sofa, and shifting his eyes suspiciously every so often.
"That's why I carry this." Legolas gestured to the bow and arrows on his back. Aragorn cautiously got up from his place behind the sofa.
"I know, it's sort of weird you even wear it when we-"
"Anyway," Legolas interrupted loudly, "I'm going to mess around with her mind a little, before we tell Elrond that we're together."
"I don't know, she doesn't have much of a mind anyway, and don't you think Elrond will be upset?" Aragorn asked.
"Nah, you don't know Elrond too well do you? He's been looking to get rid of her ever since she learned to talk, or rather *bitch* at him. Hmmmm, maybe he will be upset, after all you were his way of getting rid of her." Legolas fell on the sofa and began to twirl a stray lock of hair absentmindedly. Aragorn beamed at him adoringly, before jumping onto him.
"Aaargh! What are you doing Aragorn? We have to think of a valid reason for you to break up with Arwen." Legolas said pushing Aragorn away.
"That's easy, one she's a bitch, two she's a drag queen, three she's manipulating, four she's a whore, five-"
"No, it has to be something that's just happened recently. I mean she was already all those things, before you fell in love with her."
"Love, Arwen?" Aragorn fell on his knees and began to retch.
"Wait, I have it. This is perfect. I know how we can get rid of Arwen, not only from our lives, but from Rivendale too!" Legolas said. Aragorn took this opportunity to jump back into Legolas' lap.
"What is it?"
***Damn it, I have horrible allergies..I've been sneezing all day. Sorry this chapter is so short, I don't feel up to making a bigger one. As always R&R!***