Legolas Finds Love. And Loses a Mitten.
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-Multi-Age › Slash - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
8
Views:
2,979
Reviews:
23
Recommended:
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Currently Reading:
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I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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Legolas and Haldir havst rst returned from the concession stand where they've purchased two large cokes and a bag of cop porn, er popcorn- GOLDBAND brand, of course.
Haldir: Thank fuck this is a short chapter.
Legolas: Yeah and Sugary Lime's got her BlobMate to keep her company!
BlobMate: BUUURP.
//
"The Fight" 3
Layoin pulled an arrow out of her quiver and placed it in her bow and picked a tree to hit. Legolas watched her closely, she was so elegant and she had all the qualities that he wanted in a lady.
//
Legolas: Because my dream woman is a worrier.
Haldir: You always did go in for those masculine-yet-girly types.
Legolas: Yeah, which explains why I'm shagging you and Aragorn.
Haldir: You're shagging Aragorn?
Legolas: Shh! He doesn't want anyone to know.
//
Layoin then pulled the arrow back and let it go. The arrow hit the tree with a thud, which echoed through out the forest.
"Impressive" Legolas said to her, she bowed to him.
"Thank you milord" Legolas just smiled at her.
//
Legolas: Funny, I thought arrows made more of a "thwack" sound.
Haldir: She sure does a lot of bowing, doesn't she?
//
"Now if only I could show you what I can do in battle." Just then Legolas herd a twig snap far off into the forest. Legolas turned his head and looked in that direction, as did Layoin.
"I think you might get your wish" Legolas said reaching for an arrow. He scanned the area and saw an Orc, and with his skill he could kill it from here but something made him stop. He turned towards Layoin.
//
Haldir: Ah, the perfectly timed arrival of a band of orcs. Gotta love it.
BlobMate: FAAART!
//
"Were being watched," he said in elvish
//
Legolas: Were, but no longer.
Haldir: Longer than what?
Legolas: [takes down leggings] Longer than this.
Haldir: That's quite long.
Legolas: Bet you can't fit the whole thing in your-
Haldir: [surprises Legolas]
Legolas: OK, I was wrong. . .ohhh. . .
//
Layoin got her arrow out and prepared her self. Once more Legolas aimed for the Orc in the distance, then he turned around and let the arrow go into the bush. A cry came out of the bush and then ten Orc's came out of the woods and surrounded them. The two elves looked at each other and then the Orc's attacked.
//
Legolas: Ohhh, yeah. That's the spot.
Haldir: [licking and sucking] MMM.
Legolas: Bloody Hell! Keep humming like that!
//
Legolas whipped out his Elvin white knives and stabbed an Orc that cam running towards him. Then he kicked another down before it could stab him. Layoin shot her arrows at a couple of Orc's and watched them fall. Her bow was then knocked out of her hand and she fell to the ground with it. The Orc stood over her and smiled at her. (if an Orc could smile). Layoin reached for her knife in her boot and stabbed the Orc in the side and knocked it away from her. She hoped back up and stabbed another one.
//
Legolas: How can she fall to the ground with her bow- ohh, yes- if it was knocked out of her hand?
Haldir: Hmm hmm hmm.
Legolas: Gah!
//
Legolas continued to use his knives and finally when all the ten Orc's were killed they decided to go back to Rivendell.
//
Legolas: That's the least interesting battle scene- uhhh- I've ever sort of seen. This shit's much easier to watch when you're-
Aragorn: [bursts into theatre] Legolas, I'm a fool- what the fuck is going on here?!
Haldir: [lets go Legolas and runs for his immortal life]
Legolas: Thanks a lot! Ruined a perfectly good headjob!
Aragorn: You want a headjob? [gets down on his knees] Fine.
Legolas: Oh, Aragorn! My Kingy-King!
*~*~* MINUTES LATER *~*~*
Aragorn: Let's finish this chapter up so we can have some real fun.
//
"We must leave before anymore Orc's come upon us," said Legolas
"Yes I agree we must worn lord Elrond and prepare the other elves"
Layoin called into the woods and Aramis and Liena came running out of the woods as fast as they could. Legolas and Layoin hoped on the horses and then road back to Rivendell in a hurry.
//
Aragorn: Ugh. Come upon by orcs. [vomits]
Legolas: [giggle] Lord Elrond had become worn out preparing the other Elves. For a night of drunken shagging!
Aragorn: Hoped on the horses? Is that like wishing on a star?
Legolas: I hope on horses that you take me to the back of this theatre and fuck me blind!
BlobMate: [wolf whistle]
Haldir: Thank fuck this is a short chapter.
Legolas: Yeah and Sugary Lime's got her BlobMate to keep her company!
BlobMate: BUUURP.
//
"The Fight" 3
Layoin pulled an arrow out of her quiver and placed it in her bow and picked a tree to hit. Legolas watched her closely, she was so elegant and she had all the qualities that he wanted in a lady.
//
Legolas: Because my dream woman is a worrier.
Haldir: You always did go in for those masculine-yet-girly types.
Legolas: Yeah, which explains why I'm shagging you and Aragorn.
Haldir: You're shagging Aragorn?
Legolas: Shh! He doesn't want anyone to know.
//
Layoin then pulled the arrow back and let it go. The arrow hit the tree with a thud, which echoed through out the forest.
"Impressive" Legolas said to her, she bowed to him.
"Thank you milord" Legolas just smiled at her.
//
Legolas: Funny, I thought arrows made more of a "thwack" sound.
Haldir: She sure does a lot of bowing, doesn't she?
//
"Now if only I could show you what I can do in battle." Just then Legolas herd a twig snap far off into the forest. Legolas turned his head and looked in that direction, as did Layoin.
"I think you might get your wish" Legolas said reaching for an arrow. He scanned the area and saw an Orc, and with his skill he could kill it from here but something made him stop. He turned towards Layoin.
//
Haldir: Ah, the perfectly timed arrival of a band of orcs. Gotta love it.
BlobMate: FAAART!
//
"Were being watched," he said in elvish
//
Legolas: Were, but no longer.
Haldir: Longer than what?
Legolas: [takes down leggings] Longer than this.
Haldir: That's quite long.
Legolas: Bet you can't fit the whole thing in your-
Haldir: [surprises Legolas]
Legolas: OK, I was wrong. . .ohhh. . .
//
Layoin got her arrow out and prepared her self. Once more Legolas aimed for the Orc in the distance, then he turned around and let the arrow go into the bush. A cry came out of the bush and then ten Orc's came out of the woods and surrounded them. The two elves looked at each other and then the Orc's attacked.
//
Legolas: Ohhh, yeah. That's the spot.
Haldir: [licking and sucking] MMM.
Legolas: Bloody Hell! Keep humming like that!
//
Legolas whipped out his Elvin white knives and stabbed an Orc that cam running towards him. Then he kicked another down before it could stab him. Layoin shot her arrows at a couple of Orc's and watched them fall. Her bow was then knocked out of her hand and she fell to the ground with it. The Orc stood over her and smiled at her. (if an Orc could smile). Layoin reached for her knife in her boot and stabbed the Orc in the side and knocked it away from her. She hoped back up and stabbed another one.
//
Legolas: How can she fall to the ground with her bow- ohh, yes- if it was knocked out of her hand?
Haldir: Hmm hmm hmm.
Legolas: Gah!
//
Legolas continued to use his knives and finally when all the ten Orc's were killed they decided to go back to Rivendell.
//
Legolas: That's the least interesting battle scene- uhhh- I've ever sort of seen. This shit's much easier to watch when you're-
Aragorn: [bursts into theatre] Legolas, I'm a fool- what the fuck is going on here?!
Haldir: [lets go Legolas and runs for his immortal life]
Legolas: Thanks a lot! Ruined a perfectly good headjob!
Aragorn: You want a headjob? [gets down on his knees] Fine.
Legolas: Oh, Aragorn! My Kingy-King!
*~*~* MINUTES LATER *~*~*
Aragorn: Let's finish this chapter up so we can have some real fun.
//
"We must leave before anymore Orc's come upon us," said Legolas
"Yes I agree we must worn lord Elrond and prepare the other elves"
Layoin called into the woods and Aramis and Liena came running out of the woods as fast as they could. Legolas and Layoin hoped on the horses and then road back to Rivendell in a hurry.
//
Aragorn: Ugh. Come upon by orcs. [vomits]
Legolas: [giggle] Lord Elrond had become worn out preparing the other Elves. For a night of drunken shagging!
Aragorn: Hoped on the horses? Is that like wishing on a star?
Legolas: I hope on horses that you take me to the back of this theatre and fuck me blind!
BlobMate: [wolf whistle]