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The Grooming of Aragorn
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-Multi-Age › Slash - Male/Male
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Adult +
Chapters:
17
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Category:
-Multi-Age › Slash - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
17
Views:
2,790
Reviews:
6
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
What's an Elf to Do?
***Megami Neko, and sauny, sweeties, I'm sorry...I know you love Legolas..believe me I do too...but he's gonna have to get it on with Aragorn eventually..yes Legolas is confused, and yes Legolas may not end up with Aragorn the playboy...but he has to know why..I'm sorry..sob sob..after you guys gave me such.sniff.sniff.good review, I feel like I'm betraying you..***\
"So what we do now?" Aragon lay in bed with Legolas, holding his slim body tight.
"I dunno." Legolas shrugged, pushing a stray blonde lock away from his eyes. Now that his lust was satisfied, he thought he would feel better. He didn't.
"Let's do it again!" Legolas pushed Aragorn away in disgust, and began to get dressed.
"Is that all you think about Aragorn?" Legolas asked angrily.
"Um, no. This morning I was thinking about cheap wine."
"God, you're disgusting, I can't believe I just gave myself to you, and you're comparing it to that crap you call wine." Here Legolas sat down (only wearing boots) and began to sob. Aragorn looked uneasy, and then got down on his knees, awkwardly patting Legolas' shoulder.
"There there, I'm sorry Legolas. I shouldn't have compared you to wine."
"NO, I'm sorry..it's my fault. I don't know why I got so emotional." Legolas replied tearfully.
"It's ok..ummm..er..*honey*..but you know what would make you feel better?"
"What?" sniffed Legolas.
"If we did it again, this time....get ready for this now..disco style."
"WHAT?!"
"You know, with the lights and everything, hey don't look at me like that. You're the one who was complaining about all my...hair. With the cool lights, you won't even see it, that way I won't have to.*shudder*, wax it, the way you suggested."
"Don't you take a hint Aragorn? Can't you see I'm upset. You know what? This was a mistake. I don't know if I can go along with all this shit. Let's just pretend this never happened. I'll prepare you for Elrond, and you can have your little drag queen Arwen, and have all the.ugh...disconess , that you want." Legolas said, pulling on his leggings.
"How can I forget the most amazing night of my life?" pleaded Aragorn. Legolas stopped stiffly, and turned to Aragorn.
"Really?"
"Really."
"But you know, you've been with so many people, Arwen, Eowyn, Halidir, Frodo, Sam, Gollum...you've had it all-"
"No need to bring up my past." Interrupted Aragorn crossly.
"You really like me best?"
"Yes."
"But how are we going to tell Arwen?"
***AAAAAAAARGGGHHHHH..I'm having writers block..*maybe* if I got some more reviews....anyway..I hope the next chapter will be better. Thank you for your support so far..Muah* Muah*...buh bye for now***
"So what we do now?" Aragon lay in bed with Legolas, holding his slim body tight.
"I dunno." Legolas shrugged, pushing a stray blonde lock away from his eyes. Now that his lust was satisfied, he thought he would feel better. He didn't.
"Let's do it again!" Legolas pushed Aragorn away in disgust, and began to get dressed.
"Is that all you think about Aragorn?" Legolas asked angrily.
"Um, no. This morning I was thinking about cheap wine."
"God, you're disgusting, I can't believe I just gave myself to you, and you're comparing it to that crap you call wine." Here Legolas sat down (only wearing boots) and began to sob. Aragorn looked uneasy, and then got down on his knees, awkwardly patting Legolas' shoulder.
"There there, I'm sorry Legolas. I shouldn't have compared you to wine."
"NO, I'm sorry..it's my fault. I don't know why I got so emotional." Legolas replied tearfully.
"It's ok..ummm..er..*honey*..but you know what would make you feel better?"
"What?" sniffed Legolas.
"If we did it again, this time....get ready for this now..disco style."
"WHAT?!"
"You know, with the lights and everything, hey don't look at me like that. You're the one who was complaining about all my...hair. With the cool lights, you won't even see it, that way I won't have to.*shudder*, wax it, the way you suggested."
"Don't you take a hint Aragorn? Can't you see I'm upset. You know what? This was a mistake. I don't know if I can go along with all this shit. Let's just pretend this never happened. I'll prepare you for Elrond, and you can have your little drag queen Arwen, and have all the.ugh...disconess , that you want." Legolas said, pulling on his leggings.
"How can I forget the most amazing night of my life?" pleaded Aragorn. Legolas stopped stiffly, and turned to Aragorn.
"Really?"
"Really."
"But you know, you've been with so many people, Arwen, Eowyn, Halidir, Frodo, Sam, Gollum...you've had it all-"
"No need to bring up my past." Interrupted Aragorn crossly.
"You really like me best?"
"Yes."
"But how are we going to tell Arwen?"
***AAAAAAAARGGGHHHHH..I'm having writers block..*maybe* if I got some more reviews....anyway..I hope the next chapter will be better. Thank you for your support so far..Muah* Muah*...buh bye for now***