The Grooming of Aragorn
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-Multi-Age › Slash - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
17
Views:
2,803
Reviews:
6
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What's in a Name?
"Istil?" Aragorn asked wearily, as he, Elrond, and a very irritated Gandalf sat and thought up names for the baby. All of which Legolas continually rejected, for reasons beyond his other three friends.
"No. It's too...I don't know, silver light isn't the right name for our daughter." Legolas answered distractedly.
"But her hair is silver, and so are her eyes!" Aragorn protested. Legolas simply shrugged, and gestured for him to come up with more names.
"Melda." This time Gandalf spoke, from his corner where he had been eyeing Elrond for quite a while now. He found the mole rather, unique. And Gandalf *liked* to try new and unique things.
"Melda? That's weird...I don't know it's not very delicate. She needs to be elf like, not like a dwarf." Legolas said. Gandalf sighed and continued staring at Elrond who was very aware of the looks he was getting, and kept flipping his hair back, and thrusting his hips forward, much to the delight of Gandalf, disgust of Legolas, and Aragorn's horror.
"What about Arwen number two?" Elrond asked dreamily twirling a lock of hair between his fingers. Legolas stared at him, and Aragorn shrieked and cowered under the bed in fear.
"Now look what you've done." Legolas snapped at Elrond, "My husband's under the bed afraid of his dead ex-girlfriend, and my baby is STILL nameless." He reached under the bed, and stroked Aragorn's head, coaxing him softly to come out. Elrond and Gandalf began to neck as Aragorn hesitantly came out from beneath the bed. At seeing them at it aggressively, he shrieked again, ducking to return under the bed, but was prevented by a very angry Legolas, who dragged him back up.
"Not in front of the baby." Hissed Legolas to Elrond and Gandalf. They looked up sheepishly, and continued thinking of names.
"How about Alasse?" Aragorn looked up as he heard Legolas voice his first suggestion of the night. He liked the name Alasse.
"I like it, what about you?" he asked Elrond and a very frustrated Gandalf, who looked longingly at Elrond, and nodded quickly. Anything to get out of here, and get it on with Elrond. Legolas looked at Aragorn and shrugged. It looked like they might *MIGHT* have a winner.
"No. It's too...I don't know, silver light isn't the right name for our daughter." Legolas answered distractedly.
"But her hair is silver, and so are her eyes!" Aragorn protested. Legolas simply shrugged, and gestured for him to come up with more names.
"Melda." This time Gandalf spoke, from his corner where he had been eyeing Elrond for quite a while now. He found the mole rather, unique. And Gandalf *liked* to try new and unique things.
"Melda? That's weird...I don't know it's not very delicate. She needs to be elf like, not like a dwarf." Legolas said. Gandalf sighed and continued staring at Elrond who was very aware of the looks he was getting, and kept flipping his hair back, and thrusting his hips forward, much to the delight of Gandalf, disgust of Legolas, and Aragorn's horror.
"What about Arwen number two?" Elrond asked dreamily twirling a lock of hair between his fingers. Legolas stared at him, and Aragorn shrieked and cowered under the bed in fear.
"Now look what you've done." Legolas snapped at Elrond, "My husband's under the bed afraid of his dead ex-girlfriend, and my baby is STILL nameless." He reached under the bed, and stroked Aragorn's head, coaxing him softly to come out. Elrond and Gandalf began to neck as Aragorn hesitantly came out from beneath the bed. At seeing them at it aggressively, he shrieked again, ducking to return under the bed, but was prevented by a very angry Legolas, who dragged him back up.
"Not in front of the baby." Hissed Legolas to Elrond and Gandalf. They looked up sheepishly, and continued thinking of names.
"How about Alasse?" Aragorn looked up as he heard Legolas voice his first suggestion of the night. He liked the name Alasse.
"I like it, what about you?" he asked Elrond and a very frustrated Gandalf, who looked longingly at Elrond, and nodded quickly. Anything to get out of here, and get it on with Elrond. Legolas looked at Aragorn and shrugged. It looked like they might *MIGHT* have a winner.