The Grooming of Aragorn
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-Multi-Age › Slash - Male/Male
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Adult +
Chapters:
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Category:
-Multi-Age › Slash - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
17
Views:
2,801
Reviews:
6
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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***BABY"S GALORE! Enjoy the chapter ppl, and Aminder if you FINALLY got around to reading this, I know you'll like the next chapter...hehehe..***
"Aragorn."
"Aragorn!"
"ARAGORN!"
"What? What? I'm awake, who needs slaying? Huh? Oh it's just you Legolas." A tired Aragorn rubbed the sleep from his eyes and turned to Legolas who was writhing in pain.
"Damn you to hell Aragorn!" Legolas screamed. Aragorn flinched and gingerly placed his hand on Legolas' shoulder, which Legolas promptly grabbed and squeezed as another contraction passed.
"Wha-Oh my god, are you having the baby?" Aragorn asked, with dread and fear dripping from his voice.
"Nah do you think?" Legolas asked sarcastically. "Now help me up and let's get to Elrond's house."
"Why? OW!" Aragorn yelled as Legolas threw his quiver at him. "Ok Ok, let's go."
AT ELROND'S HOUSE
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Aragorn winced as he heard Legolas let loose another killer scream. And he had thought the mood swings, unexpected gas, and midnight cravings had been bad.
"ARAGORN GET YOUR PATHETIC IMPREGNATING ASS OVER HERE!" Aragorn sighed and prepared himself for another lashing out of words, and beating with shoes, or anything else Legolas could find to throw at him.
"What is it mela?"
"Don't you mela me!" Legolas snapped, "Don't you want to see Elrond take out the baby?"
"Er....of course ummm Legolas?"
"What?"
"Where's the baby coming out from?"
"You idiot, where do you think from.....wait.....Elrond where *is* the baby coming out from?" Elrond turned around at stared at Legolas.
"I'm going to cut your stomach open and take the baby out." Legolas gulped and nodded, now very afraid. Elrond advanced towards Legolas with a large knife and performed the incision, and pulled out a very healthy baby.
"Is it a girl or a boy?" Aragorn asked eagerly.
"It doesn't matter. We'll love it either way, right Aragorn?" Legolas said smiling serenely at his beautiful baby.
"It's a-
***Well hehehe...YOU tell me what it should be...and no he/she's OK? Only one more chapter and I'm FINALLY finished. R&R people, and the last chapter will come out faster....yes that is blackmail.....MUAHAHAHAH!***
"Aragorn."
"Aragorn!"
"ARAGORN!"
"What? What? I'm awake, who needs slaying? Huh? Oh it's just you Legolas." A tired Aragorn rubbed the sleep from his eyes and turned to Legolas who was writhing in pain.
"Damn you to hell Aragorn!" Legolas screamed. Aragorn flinched and gingerly placed his hand on Legolas' shoulder, which Legolas promptly grabbed and squeezed as another contraction passed.
"Wha-Oh my god, are you having the baby?" Aragorn asked, with dread and fear dripping from his voice.
"Nah do you think?" Legolas asked sarcastically. "Now help me up and let's get to Elrond's house."
"Why? OW!" Aragorn yelled as Legolas threw his quiver at him. "Ok Ok, let's go."
AT ELROND'S HOUSE
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Aragorn winced as he heard Legolas let loose another killer scream. And he had thought the mood swings, unexpected gas, and midnight cravings had been bad.
"ARAGORN GET YOUR PATHETIC IMPREGNATING ASS OVER HERE!" Aragorn sighed and prepared himself for another lashing out of words, and beating with shoes, or anything else Legolas could find to throw at him.
"What is it mela?"
"Don't you mela me!" Legolas snapped, "Don't you want to see Elrond take out the baby?"
"Er....of course ummm Legolas?"
"What?"
"Where's the baby coming out from?"
"You idiot, where do you think from.....wait.....Elrond where *is* the baby coming out from?" Elrond turned around at stared at Legolas.
"I'm going to cut your stomach open and take the baby out." Legolas gulped and nodded, now very afraid. Elrond advanced towards Legolas with a large knife and performed the incision, and pulled out a very healthy baby.
"Is it a girl or a boy?" Aragorn asked eagerly.
"It doesn't matter. We'll love it either way, right Aragorn?" Legolas said smiling serenely at his beautiful baby.
"It's a-
***Well hehehe...YOU tell me what it should be...and no he/she's OK? Only one more chapter and I'm FINALLY finished. R&R people, and the last chapter will come out faster....yes that is blackmail.....MUAHAHAHAH!***