The Grooming of Aragorn
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-Multi-Age › Slash - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
17
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2,799
Reviews:
6
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A Tragic Affair
***I wasn't sure what to call this chapter...I hope the titles not too weird or cheesy..well anyways hope you guys like this chapter..if you do...REVIEW!***
DISCLAIMER: Oh I would LOVE to own beautiful Legolas, I wouldn't even mind owning Aragorn.....but I don't so don't sue me...please....
"Why did we have to come?" whined Aragorn, scratching his arm sulkily.
"Because we have to show that we care." Legolas answered moodily, he had been having awful mood swings lately. Not to mention strange cravings, last night he had forced a disgruntled and sleepy Aragorn into the kitchen to fetch him leftover chilli and ice cream, with potato chips crumbled on top.
"But we don't." insisted Aragorn. Legolas took a deep breath and tried to reason with his poor simple-minded lover.
"Yes we do care mela, Arwen is leaving, and I'm family so I have to be here and if I have to suffer- I mean, if I have to be here so do you. Got it?" asked Legolas. Aragorn nodded silently, he didn't want to start another mood swing like last night, which resulted in Legolas' strange cravings, and Aragorn having to get up in the middle of the night.
"Oh look here she comes." Legolas said, and hid a smile as Aragorn yelped and hid behind Legolas, holding on tightly to his ankles. Legolas had spent four hours this morning getting Aragorn ready, and it had worked miracles. Aragorn looked gorgeous in satin elf clothes, and fetching shoes.
"Estal, what was the point of getting you ready if you're just going to hide behind me? She's going to find out eventually you know." Legolas said, attempting to soothe him. Aragorn just clutched Legolas' ankles tighter and whispered,
"But I'd like her to find out when she's not within a metre of me." Legolas just sighed, and hauled a resisting Aragorn to his feet, and continued watching Arwen. She looked almost human, with her face covered behind a long and thick veil. Legolas heard Aragorn giggle, and turned to him with a curious expression.
"What's so funny mela?"
"Look up there." Aragorn said still giggling, now pointing to Halidir standing at the front of the chapel. Legolas laughed, Halidir was visibly shaking, and had a look of dread on his face as tears streamed down his face. Suddenly Legolas heard a piercing scream, and he dazedly wondered for a second who Arwen was murdering. He turned and saw Arwen staring at him.
"HOW COULD YOU!" she screamed shrilly, causing the few guests attending to cover their ears in pain, "You nasty gay.....elf!" she spit. Legolas smirked and walked towards her.
"Have a nice wedding Arwen." He whispered in her ear. "Come on Aragorn let's go home." Aragorn nodded and dashed out the door, without giving Arwen a second glance.
"What do you mean you're leaving...you...you can't....how how...oh dammit!" she sputtered. Legolas just smiled and walked out the door.
*Back at home*
"Aragorn sweety, do me a favour?" Legolas asked, shaking a sleepy Aragorn awake.
"What?"
"Make me a BLT sandwich."
"WHAT?!"
"Please."
"Legolas, it's 1 in the morning. That's disgusting, how can you eat that so early in the morning?" Aragorn asked.
"Fine, be that way, if that's the way you feel maybe we shouldn't even be together. I didn't know you were that unwilling to help me, you know I would have made you a sandwich if you wanted one." Legolas answered, and turned to his side, where he began to sob uncontrollably. Aragorn raised his eyes to the ceiling and said a little prayer. Legolas' mood swings were only getting worse.
"There there honey. I'm sorry, I'll make your sandwich." Aragorn patted Legolas' shoulder comfortingly and grimaced as Legolas blew his nose on Aragorn's tunic.
"Thank you, I'm sorry I got so emotional. I don't know what's wrong with me." Legolas said through tears.
"Well we're going to find out. Tomorrow, we're going to go see Elrond and find out what is wrong with you." Aragorn said determinedly.
"Ok, ummm Aragorn?"
"Yes."
"Can you go get me my sandwich now?"
***Legolas Legolas Legolas...when will you learn? Well, whatever....only two more chapters left. Then I start a new Legolas/Aragorn fan fic...and I wouldn't mind some more reviews you know....byeeeee***
DISCLAIMER: Oh I would LOVE to own beautiful Legolas, I wouldn't even mind owning Aragorn.....but I don't so don't sue me...please....
"Why did we have to come?" whined Aragorn, scratching his arm sulkily.
"Because we have to show that we care." Legolas answered moodily, he had been having awful mood swings lately. Not to mention strange cravings, last night he had forced a disgruntled and sleepy Aragorn into the kitchen to fetch him leftover chilli and ice cream, with potato chips crumbled on top.
"But we don't." insisted Aragorn. Legolas took a deep breath and tried to reason with his poor simple-minded lover.
"Yes we do care mela, Arwen is leaving, and I'm family so I have to be here and if I have to suffer- I mean, if I have to be here so do you. Got it?" asked Legolas. Aragorn nodded silently, he didn't want to start another mood swing like last night, which resulted in Legolas' strange cravings, and Aragorn having to get up in the middle of the night.
"Oh look here she comes." Legolas said, and hid a smile as Aragorn yelped and hid behind Legolas, holding on tightly to his ankles. Legolas had spent four hours this morning getting Aragorn ready, and it had worked miracles. Aragorn looked gorgeous in satin elf clothes, and fetching shoes.
"Estal, what was the point of getting you ready if you're just going to hide behind me? She's going to find out eventually you know." Legolas said, attempting to soothe him. Aragorn just clutched Legolas' ankles tighter and whispered,
"But I'd like her to find out when she's not within a metre of me." Legolas just sighed, and hauled a resisting Aragorn to his feet, and continued watching Arwen. She looked almost human, with her face covered behind a long and thick veil. Legolas heard Aragorn giggle, and turned to him with a curious expression.
"What's so funny mela?"
"Look up there." Aragorn said still giggling, now pointing to Halidir standing at the front of the chapel. Legolas laughed, Halidir was visibly shaking, and had a look of dread on his face as tears streamed down his face. Suddenly Legolas heard a piercing scream, and he dazedly wondered for a second who Arwen was murdering. He turned and saw Arwen staring at him.
"HOW COULD YOU!" she screamed shrilly, causing the few guests attending to cover their ears in pain, "You nasty gay.....elf!" she spit. Legolas smirked and walked towards her.
"Have a nice wedding Arwen." He whispered in her ear. "Come on Aragorn let's go home." Aragorn nodded and dashed out the door, without giving Arwen a second glance.
"What do you mean you're leaving...you...you can't....how how...oh dammit!" she sputtered. Legolas just smiled and walked out the door.
*Back at home*
"Aragorn sweety, do me a favour?" Legolas asked, shaking a sleepy Aragorn awake.
"What?"
"Make me a BLT sandwich."
"WHAT?!"
"Please."
"Legolas, it's 1 in the morning. That's disgusting, how can you eat that so early in the morning?" Aragorn asked.
"Fine, be that way, if that's the way you feel maybe we shouldn't even be together. I didn't know you were that unwilling to help me, you know I would have made you a sandwich if you wanted one." Legolas answered, and turned to his side, where he began to sob uncontrollably. Aragorn raised his eyes to the ceiling and said a little prayer. Legolas' mood swings were only getting worse.
"There there honey. I'm sorry, I'll make your sandwich." Aragorn patted Legolas' shoulder comfortingly and grimaced as Legolas blew his nose on Aragorn's tunic.
"Thank you, I'm sorry I got so emotional. I don't know what's wrong with me." Legolas said through tears.
"Well we're going to find out. Tomorrow, we're going to go see Elrond and find out what is wrong with you." Aragorn said determinedly.
"Ok, ummm Aragorn?"
"Yes."
"Can you go get me my sandwich now?"
***Legolas Legolas Legolas...when will you learn? Well, whatever....only two more chapters left. Then I start a new Legolas/Aragorn fan fic...and I wouldn't mind some more reviews you know....byeeeee***