The Grooming of Aragorn
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-Multi-Age › Slash - Male/Male
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Category:
-Multi-Age › Slash - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
17
Views:
2,798
Reviews:
6
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Desire and chili
***Sorry it took awhile for this one chapter...I dunno...I've been busy..math assessments..bio...so on and so forth....well I won't divert your attention from the matter at hand***
Knock Knock.
Legolas looked up from the kitchen were he was rather reluctantly making his famous chilli, and lembas. It wasn't that he didn't like cooking; it's just that this chilli gave Aragorn rather strong....gas. Last time Legolas had to flee from the house, to find a sanctuary, where Aragorn couldn't be smelt.
"Who is it?" he called, as he wiped his hands on his apron, and walked towards the door. He liked this apron with its silk and delicate edges. Aragorn had liked it too, in fact last night, he had even put it on when they were....ok let's not get ahead of ourselves shall we?
"It's me." Legolas froze and heard a loud shriek from the living room where Aragorn had been waiting for the chilli. He knew that metallic, cold, ordering voice, it was *her*. Legolas stood there for a moment thinking for a moment before dashing to the living room, ignoring the pounding on the door. He found Aragorn crouched behind the drapes, shivering with fear.
"Ok estal, get up....please Aragorn..come on.." coaxed Legolas softly, "She'll see you otherwise." This got Aragorn's attention and he listened carefully to Legolas.
"OK, get out the window in our bedroom fast. Go far away, hmmmm..where won't Arwen find you? Go into a library, or better yet, anywhere you have to wear clothes to be let in. GO!" pushed Legolas. He watched Aragorn run to the back bedroom, and scramble out the window. Legolas ran to the door, which was on the verge of breaking, due to the amount of pounding it was suffering. He opened it quickly and found a very disgruntled Arwen, standing outside the door, wearing nothing but a transparent robe.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Legolas in horror, thanking God, he had made Aragorn leave.
"What? I thought you told me to be more desirable, make up your mind cousin." Snapped Arwen angrily.
"I said desirable.....d-e-s-i-r-a-b-l-e.....not scare him to death. What do you want to scare Halidir to death?" gasped Legolas.
"Halidir? I'm talking about Aragorn." Stomped Arwen, causing her robe to flow open and horrify Legolas further.
"Wait here." Yelled Legolas over his shoulder as he ran to his room, to get a large sheet, which he wrapped around Arwen. "OK OK...I'm all desirable, now where is he? Elrond told me he was staying with you." Demanded Arwen. Legolas took a deep breath and turned to her.
"You're getting married you know Arwen. This is serious, you're pregnant with Halidir's child, you can't expect Aragorn to take care of his child." Legolas reasoned.
"Yeah well I'm not asking to marry Aragorn am I now?" asked Arwen angrily. Legolas gaped at her.
"You're not?"
"NO, I just wanna get my revenge on the bitch that stole him from me." Legolas gulped and gingerly took hold of her shoulders pushing her out the door.
"They'll be at your wedding together. Get your revenge there." And he promptly slammed the door in her face.
***Well, ummmmmmmm the wedding is the next chapter and there are two more chapters..I think...I hope. Well anyways, I already know what's going to happen so HA HA! OK.....now I'm going crazy so all I'm going to say is that if you really aren't into slash DO NOT READ THE LAST CHAPTER!!!!!!!! IT TAKES SLASH TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL! Well not really, but it is sort of hard for some ppl to accept...I'm trying not to spoil the last chapter....but I don't wanna upset anyone..***
Knock Knock.
Legolas looked up from the kitchen were he was rather reluctantly making his famous chilli, and lembas. It wasn't that he didn't like cooking; it's just that this chilli gave Aragorn rather strong....gas. Last time Legolas had to flee from the house, to find a sanctuary, where Aragorn couldn't be smelt.
"Who is it?" he called, as he wiped his hands on his apron, and walked towards the door. He liked this apron with its silk and delicate edges. Aragorn had liked it too, in fact last night, he had even put it on when they were....ok let's not get ahead of ourselves shall we?
"It's me." Legolas froze and heard a loud shriek from the living room where Aragorn had been waiting for the chilli. He knew that metallic, cold, ordering voice, it was *her*. Legolas stood there for a moment thinking for a moment before dashing to the living room, ignoring the pounding on the door. He found Aragorn crouched behind the drapes, shivering with fear.
"Ok estal, get up....please Aragorn..come on.." coaxed Legolas softly, "She'll see you otherwise." This got Aragorn's attention and he listened carefully to Legolas.
"OK, get out the window in our bedroom fast. Go far away, hmmmm..where won't Arwen find you? Go into a library, or better yet, anywhere you have to wear clothes to be let in. GO!" pushed Legolas. He watched Aragorn run to the back bedroom, and scramble out the window. Legolas ran to the door, which was on the verge of breaking, due to the amount of pounding it was suffering. He opened it quickly and found a very disgruntled Arwen, standing outside the door, wearing nothing but a transparent robe.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Legolas in horror, thanking God, he had made Aragorn leave.
"What? I thought you told me to be more desirable, make up your mind cousin." Snapped Arwen angrily.
"I said desirable.....d-e-s-i-r-a-b-l-e.....not scare him to death. What do you want to scare Halidir to death?" gasped Legolas.
"Halidir? I'm talking about Aragorn." Stomped Arwen, causing her robe to flow open and horrify Legolas further.
"Wait here." Yelled Legolas over his shoulder as he ran to his room, to get a large sheet, which he wrapped around Arwen. "OK OK...I'm all desirable, now where is he? Elrond told me he was staying with you." Demanded Arwen. Legolas took a deep breath and turned to her.
"You're getting married you know Arwen. This is serious, you're pregnant with Halidir's child, you can't expect Aragorn to take care of his child." Legolas reasoned.
"Yeah well I'm not asking to marry Aragorn am I now?" asked Arwen angrily. Legolas gaped at her.
"You're not?"
"NO, I just wanna get my revenge on the bitch that stole him from me." Legolas gulped and gingerly took hold of her shoulders pushing her out the door.
"They'll be at your wedding together. Get your revenge there." And he promptly slammed the door in her face.
***Well, ummmmmmmm the wedding is the next chapter and there are two more chapters..I think...I hope. Well anyways, I already know what's going to happen so HA HA! OK.....now I'm going crazy so all I'm going to say is that if you really aren't into slash DO NOT READ THE LAST CHAPTER!!!!!!!! IT TAKES SLASH TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL! Well not really, but it is sort of hard for some ppl to accept...I'm trying not to spoil the last chapter....but I don't wanna upset anyone..***