The Grooming of Aragorn
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Category:
-Multi-Age › Slash - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
17
Views:
2,797
Reviews:
6
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Whaddya mean Pregnant?
***Well well well....Arwen is BACK! *shudder* god I hate her......hope you like this chapter.***
"HE SAID WHAT?!" Arwen screeched at her father, who winced but held his ground.
"He said you're pregnant Arwen." Elrond said, quivering as he saw Arwen's face rise in fury.
"WHO TOLD HIM?!" she screamed, waving a fist in the air, and barely missing a shocked Elrond's head.
"Then it's true, but how?" Elrond gasped. Arwen smirked and turned away.
"I have my ways."
"Please Arwen, you have to marry Halidir." Elrond pleaded. Arwen spun on her heel.
"But I don't want to! I wanna marry Aragorn. He promised me lots of new shiny things, wait...no...that was Gandalf."
"You even did Gandalf?" Elrond asked, very much aroused by the idea.
"Yes, as a matter of fact he was quite....virile."
"Really? I mean Arwen I'm your father and for the first time in your life you are going to do what I say. You are marrying Halidir tomorrow."
"TOMORROW?! Have you even asked him?" Arwen shrieked. Elrond grimaced remembering the conversation with a very angry and frustrated Halidir, who had finally agreed on terms that Arwen be locked in a separate wing. Elrond felt no reason to tell Arwen of these conditions. Elrond thought it would be prudent to leave the room now, as Arwen had begun to claw out his eyes. He fled from the room, leaving a seething Arwen behind.
"I am going to get that elf....stupid slut...take *my* man will ya? I'll teach you a lesson or my name is Eowyn...wait Arwen. I wonder who did this.....wait didn't Legolas say he knew. Little cousin is going to get a visit tomorrow." Arwen begun to laugh maliciously.
"MUAHAHAHAHA" she shrieked. And thus began Arwen's revenge.
***I wonder what the next chapter will be....unfortunately it won't be the second last chapter as planned. I still want to know how to end it....happily or unhappily...well see ya l8r guyz.....don't forget to review..***
"HE SAID WHAT?!" Arwen screeched at her father, who winced but held his ground.
"He said you're pregnant Arwen." Elrond said, quivering as he saw Arwen's face rise in fury.
"WHO TOLD HIM?!" she screamed, waving a fist in the air, and barely missing a shocked Elrond's head.
"Then it's true, but how?" Elrond gasped. Arwen smirked and turned away.
"I have my ways."
"Please Arwen, you have to marry Halidir." Elrond pleaded. Arwen spun on her heel.
"But I don't want to! I wanna marry Aragorn. He promised me lots of new shiny things, wait...no...that was Gandalf."
"You even did Gandalf?" Elrond asked, very much aroused by the idea.
"Yes, as a matter of fact he was quite....virile."
"Really? I mean Arwen I'm your father and for the first time in your life you are going to do what I say. You are marrying Halidir tomorrow."
"TOMORROW?! Have you even asked him?" Arwen shrieked. Elrond grimaced remembering the conversation with a very angry and frustrated Halidir, who had finally agreed on terms that Arwen be locked in a separate wing. Elrond felt no reason to tell Arwen of these conditions. Elrond thought it would be prudent to leave the room now, as Arwen had begun to claw out his eyes. He fled from the room, leaving a seething Arwen behind.
"I am going to get that elf....stupid slut...take *my* man will ya? I'll teach you a lesson or my name is Eowyn...wait Arwen. I wonder who did this.....wait didn't Legolas say he knew. Little cousin is going to get a visit tomorrow." Arwen begun to laugh maliciously.
"MUAHAHAHAHA" she shrieked. And thus began Arwen's revenge.
***I wonder what the next chapter will be....unfortunately it won't be the second last chapter as planned. I still want to know how to end it....happily or unhappily...well see ya l8r guyz.....don't forget to review..***