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Oh, Aragorn being slightly grouchy ("I never get invited anywhere") is such fun... but the Mary Sue, for criminy's sake. "Good day I am XXX I am YYY you are pretty" one moment and "I want to squeeze his butt" the next. And the typos. Huchhhh.

Legolas Thrandulion - yep, good thing you commented, I read that stupid Legolas Greenleaf so often I was getting confused.

The time machine line is great (Past Present Past Present) and Aragorn's comment on shagging Arwen and hansome naked Legolas, and most of the rest.

Is that shoe picture anywhere in the net? If not, can you put it onto your homepage? You got me curious.

Please, oh please continue this MST.

'Several hours later, after SUGARYLIME has explained that she is, in point of fact, against stereotyping, and only uses it to illustrate stupidity, the SDB have let her go. She had to show them that she's a bisexual, although not completely gay, British slashfic writer whose principal mission in life is to torment Mary Sue and her band of Roving Rabid FanGirls with the other Gay Shagging Cats. Good thing she had her ID card, eh? Now, on with the story. Oh, and she'd never sleep with Arwen, cos that's just gross.'

Well it looks like we've got our next merchandise item planned. GSC ID cards. To go along with the Crew Member t-shirts.

The Face mag. Heh heh. Ah, lots of stuff in this make me giggle but as I'm back on the cold medication I'm too stupid to remember what they were.