rate_review Reviews

good christ

I'm so glad we had Legolas and Orli there for us. I don't think I could have stood it otherwise. *cries* Why are there people out there who can write like this? WHY?

*snogs at SugaryLime* Thyou you for the seksay elf/beautiful boi seks. You're wonderful.

xx

Oh my good fucking Christ.

"Helm's Death"
"Lord of the ring twin tower"
"otter image"

Where to begin... ACE job, SL. This deserved absolutely everything it got...

~trying to calm down from laughing so hard~

*giggles*

The world needs more Legolas/Orlando hot sex!

Now, on to the review: Can't wait for more! Love it!

I really feel for you, Sugary Lime. The arduous task of turning these fangirl (who havne't seen the movies or read the books, and confuse Middle Earth with New York) fics into porn must be tough on you!

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Lately, dreams paged her sleep,
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Orlando: On its new Ericsson mobile. . .



BlisterGirl: Or her silver, Nokia moblie phone *nod to BORG*

You guys are my heroes...
I might add, though- given the errors in this piece, it looks like this twit's first language isn't English. Have you ever been to Engrish.com? Look familiar?