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by PepperDiesel

person evil grin
schedule June 19, 2003 at 12:00 AM
Bloody hell...God. How did you sit through that shite? The spelling alone... *cries*

Fave bits?

Legolas: How can a man- no off- ha- have deeper roots, so to speak, than and Elf? Weren’t we here first?

Aragorn: [absently] Yeah, first. So let me get this straight- you’ve *never* had sex?

Legolas: NO. Okay? No, no, no. Now get past it.

Aragorn: But why? That’s what I want to know.

Legolas: [shrugs] Never came up.

Aragorn: [really trying not to laugh] What?! Never? You mean you’ve never had an-

Legolas: The *subject*, you sod. The *subject* never came up. Now, enough.

Juwellwell, an obvious joke, brilliantly executed. *hugs ya for being so goood*


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This just made me laugh hysterically. Mum wondered what I was doing. I am going to do a little bit of MSTing today, I think. Plus a new Humour series starting this week. And it's all Skydiver's fault. She's eeeeeehivil.

xx
person General ArsonFire
schedule June 19, 2003 at 12:00 AM
How can anyone spell so bad? Nothing in this story makes sense!

~is so glad the boys sacrificed themselves in the name of our sanity~

~giggling stupidly~
person Cheysuli
schedule June 19, 2003 at 12:00 AM
Can't... breath. Laughing...... ... hard.
person nis
schedule June 19, 2003 at 12:00 AM
Oh my god Sonja. This should be illegal. The original and yours. Yours because it induces heartattacks.

Oh yummy yummy yummy.

The pepper and diesel description cracked me up. And then there were the most adorable moments....like Legolas and his shampoo and 'it never came up'. Hehehe. *marries this MST*
person BlisterGirl
schedule June 18, 2003 at 12:00 AM
Zuh? What an incomprehensible story. Thank fuck for the fucking.