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OMG you are such a perverse person and a little wacky with the humor but i LOVE it! this has ot be the most entertaining story i have ever read. i love all your sex drugs and everything else lol. now she has glorfindel too? i love legolas' sulky attitude too, you have great talent please keep writing this.

Hehe, cute.

Hmm. Well, you definitely do have a talent for humor, and this is an amusing parody of a lot of the Mary Sues I've seen out there. Not that most Mary Sues don't just parselvselvselves. *snicker* However, is Kalina supposed to be an 'anti-Mary Sue'? Because to tell you the truth, I ended up disliking her. She seemed to be the embodiment of 'Mary Sues are beautiful and innocent, while I'm badass and apathetic, so I'm so much better'. Was that your intent, to make her just sort of a different Mary Sue? Because if she was meant to be a 'likable' character, she wasn't, really, just a badass!Mary Sue. Please don't take this as a flame, since that's not what it's meant to be. I like your story a lot and it's very entertaining.

i think you've finally gone crazy love...i enjoyed apocalypse then that really made me laugh - especially the singing in sindarin.
you should write something clean...i know that the whole elf porn is a fun way to spend the day but you should try something serious/if not serious something of your own hand (if you see what i mean) I'd love to read it.

k.

What an unbelievably delightful story! I enjoyed every moment! I hope there is more to come. I'm very interested in how Osama and the infidel's life are going to pan out now that they are in Middle-Earth! JOLLY GOOD! Keep it up, mate!

im so glad you updated, i loved this story it is so freakin funny, omg i loved the way you made celebelen a crack whore and just the thought of haldir tryin on kalinas bra, and the elf sandwhich ,wow!
please write more soon.

"He turned swiftly, dropping his super-secret-mystical-scrying map on the floor and pulling out a book on a bookcase that turned into a swinging door. Saruman liked his clichés."

*sporfle*

See? It's the little things that make a fic like this.

Mad Uncle Glorfindel! Whoo! *fangirls madly*

This chapter is BRILLIANT. Seriously.
Glorifindel: I want one. Can I have a Glorfindel? Please? :)

The horror... the horror!!! Priceless. Keep going!