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Hi, got any plans on updating this story? It's very funny, although a little twisted. But I like!

Heee!

WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO UPDATE!!? THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD!

A New chapter??? YEAH! I about had given up on a new chapter but was sooo happy to see it posted. I love your wry sense of humour. Please continue. Cant wait to see what the mary sue is up to.

Amusing. Nicely written too and I'm quite amused by the way you play around with the LOTR characters. I did have to wonder at one point who was more Sue-ish, the sue or Elrond's mouthy, goth daughter who Legolas has the hots for, but amusing Sues are forgivable.

OMFG! I just read all 42 chapters and have hooked half a dozen friends onto the story. You better update SOON!!!! Poor Hal. NOT!

Loving it. Absofuckinglutely wonderful!!!

More please!!!

*still recovering from the Binin/Sin/Saddam stuff as well as suicide stupid orc bombers and a "converted" Haldir!!!!*

GODS this is all so damn WRONG!!! I should not be enjoying this as much as I am, but fuck it! I need MORE!!!!!!

I hope you realise what an annoying Mary Sue Kalina is. I made it as far as chapter 13 and only laughed a couple of times.
Points for spelling and grammar, though.

“Well what do you expect? I’ve had a day Sauron farted straight out of his arse!” grumbled Arwen. Aragorn was legitimately taken aback by her profanity

There should definately be warnings on this fic about not eating or drinking while reading it. I laughed so hard at this line I about choked to death. This has got to be the funniest, dirtiest, most irreverant story I have ever read. I love it! It is 4 in the morning and I am sitting in front of my computer laughing like a maniac. My family are now convinced I am a lunatic and are grabbing the straight jacket as we speak. I am awed by your mastery of parody, keep up the excellent work!
Peace,
Amy

oops forgot to ID myself in above review. Heh! Wonderful fic, enjoying it a lot.
Peace,
Amy