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Brilliant Orlijah -- great lines! "Whorelando Bloom" and watching the live tonsilectomy -- it's not often I laugh and ache at the same fic, but you managed it. Thanks!

"Oh yeah, he's flirting with the caterer. Am I worried? No, because he flirts with everyone.

But he *fancies* me."

Oh, this was so sweet! XD I loved it! It's great. This has to be one of my favorites. XD

I'm in love with this story. It's so... lovely. Terribly, terribly lovely. The second chapter especially gets to me. I am just floored. I love this story so much; I really, really do.

Aaaaaaaaaaah. Words cannot describe how hot this was. I wanna do Elijah or Orlando (or both!) in a bathtub.
So. Very. Hot.
Great stuff!

["Oh, so it's all fine and dandy when the elf-slut wants to shag *me* senseless, but now when it's *your* go, you want me to play nice."] *cackles hysterically*

I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard in days! Ow, God my sides and cheeks hurt! That first chapter is priceless and I can totally see that happening if THAT ever did happen. (Would like to take this time to screech out RE?!RE?! I’M THERE!!”) o.O But you can understand. Damn, the second chapt had me all rootin’ for them to go at it like bunnies. EW/OB goodness- the smut I can’t live without. VIVA LA SLASH!!

[Oh yeah, he's flirting with the caterer. Am I worried? No, because he flirts with everyone. But he *fancies* me.] <--- This made me grin wide. *sigh* I would like to see a ‘Possessive-over-his-‘Lij-koi’ Orlando. Extra bonus for a blushing 'Lij- KAWAII!! ^.^

Good job, hun.

I loved it!