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May 10, 2004 at 12:00 AM
well i honestly didnt think this was going to be a funny story but that jethro is hilarious especially when he is around legolas. that was brilliant good job i cant wait to finish reading the story.
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May 6, 2004 at 12:00 AM
Great stuff! Hee hee!
Will Eomer soon have a close encounter with Jed's shotgun? Gotta give Elly May credit for good taste, though. Eomer is a much finer specimen of manhood than Sonny Drysdale.
If Granny can best an Uruk-hai, how about a cave troll?
It would be nice to see Hat Hathaway find happiness in Middle-Earth. And what about Jethro? Legolas *is* awful purty ... hmmmmm ...
Will Eomer soon have a close encounter with Jed's shotgun? Gotta give Elly May credit for good taste, though. Eomer is a much finer specimen of manhood than Sonny Drysdale.
If Granny can best an Uruk-hai, how about a cave troll?
It would be nice to see Hat Hathaway find happiness in Middle-Earth. And what about Jethro? Legolas *is* awful purty ... hmmmmm ...
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May 4, 2004 at 12:00 AM
now this:
Satisfied, he went to leave but decided that Miss Legolas didn’t look too comfortable with her clothes on. He’d undress her for bed. He took off the tunic and noticed that she seemed pretty flat-chested for a girl. Well, maybe he was just used to Elly May. He went to undo the leggings and noticed something strange. He reached his hand down and felt. Legolas moaned in his sleep. Frown Jet Jethro untied the elf’s laces and looked inside the leggings. His scream shattered the night and could be heard throughout most of Rohan.
is classic. :) And the whole *watching Miss Hathaway is like looking at a car accident* thing....hilarious.....
I can't wait to see what happens next!
Satisfied, he went to leave but decided that Miss Legolas didn’t look too comfortable with her clothes on. He’d undress her for bed. He took off the tunic and noticed that she seemed pretty flat-chested for a girl. Well, maybe he was just used to Elly May. He went to undo the leggings and noticed something strange. He reached his hand down and felt. Legolas moaned in his sleep. Frown Jet Jethro untied the elf’s laces and looked inside the leggings. His scream shattered the night and could be heard throughout most of Rohan.
is classic. :) And the whole *watching Miss Hathaway is like looking at a car accident* thing....hilarious.....
I can't wait to see what happens next!
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May 3, 2004 at 12:00 AM
I just luv me a good comedy. Jethro has to steal the show, he was the biggest idiot then, he is the biggest idiot now. Lets site some examples:
Legolas and Jethro first meet:
The strange travelers were introduced to the members of the fellowship whi while Jethro thought Legolas had strange ears, he was otherwise enthralled.
“Well, ah’ll be,” he said, looking at the flawless elf. “You’re a tall one, but you sure are be-ootiful.”
Legolas raised an eyebrow, but remained silent.
“Shy, too, ain’t ya darling?” Jethro tried to put his arm around Legolas who proceeded tply ply a back-fist to the man’s face.
“So, yer gonna play hard to get, huh?” Jethro said, picking himself up off the ground. “Well, most women can’t resist me. You’ll just need to get to know me a little better.”
Legolas slowly turned and looked at Aragorn, asking with his eyes if this human could truly be this dense.
ROFL!! The way you wrote Jethro was pretty true to form. My favorite part was:
Legolas sighed. “Jethro, obviously there has been some sort of a misunderstanding as to my gender…”
“Gender? What’s that?” Jethro asked.
“My sex…” Legolas explained.
Jethros eyes got big. “Now Miss Legolas, I just barely done met you and you’re already talking about sex. I ain’t that kind of a boy! Let’s just slow it down a bit and get to know each other first. There’s no hurry!”
What kind of boy are you, Jethro?? Maybe this explains it:
Jethro was still talking to Legolas, who was having trouble getting out of his chair.
et met me help you, Miss Legolas,” Jethro said, standing.
“I need to go to my room,” Legolas said, trying to maintain his balance.
Jethro’s face lit up. “You just tell me where!”
Legolas barely got the directions out of his mouth before he passed out. Grabbing the elf, Jethro took off at a run. He found the room and closed and locked the door behind them.
“Whoo-eee,” the man said, laying the unconscious elf on the bed. “You sure are purty when you’re asleep, too!” He patted Legolas’ cheek. “Wake up, Miss Legolas. At least give me one kiss.”
No reaction. Jethro sighed and thought for a minute, then he thought some more. Thinking took a lot of work under normal circumstances but now it was even more difficult. After about ten minutes, the thought finally completed the circuits in his brain after skipping around a bit. He could kiss Miss Legolas and she would never even know it. He wiped his sweaty hands on his pants and leaned over, giving her a big kiss right on the mouth.
Satisfied, he went to leave but decided that Miss Legolas didn’t look too comfortable with her clothes on. He’d undress her for bed. He took off the tunic and noticed that she seemed pretty flat-chested for a girl. Well, maybe he was just used to Elly May. He went to undo the leggings and noticed something strange. He reached his hand down and felt. Legolas moaned in his sleep. Frowning, Jethro untied the elf’s laces and looked inside the leggings. His scream shattered the night and could be heard throughout most of Rohan.
Fell out of the chair, may have hurt something laughing so hard. I betcha THAT won't stop Jethro. I hope he says "Screw it" and becomes a pervy elf-fancier! Can't wait for more, UPDATE SOON PLEASE!
Legolas and Jethro first meet:
The strange travelers were introduced to the members of the fellowship whi while Jethro thought Legolas had strange ears, he was otherwise enthralled.
“Well, ah’ll be,” he said, looking at the flawless elf. “You’re a tall one, but you sure are be-ootiful.”
Legolas raised an eyebrow, but remained silent.
“Shy, too, ain’t ya darling?” Jethro tried to put his arm around Legolas who proceeded tply ply a back-fist to the man’s face.
“So, yer gonna play hard to get, huh?” Jethro said, picking himself up off the ground. “Well, most women can’t resist me. You’ll just need to get to know me a little better.”
Legolas slowly turned and looked at Aragorn, asking with his eyes if this human could truly be this dense.
ROFL!! The way you wrote Jethro was pretty true to form. My favorite part was:
Legolas sighed. “Jethro, obviously there has been some sort of a misunderstanding as to my gender…”
“Gender? What’s that?” Jethro asked.
“My sex…” Legolas explained.
Jethros eyes got big. “Now Miss Legolas, I just barely done met you and you’re already talking about sex. I ain’t that kind of a boy! Let’s just slow it down a bit and get to know each other first. There’s no hurry!”
What kind of boy are you, Jethro?? Maybe this explains it:
Jethro was still talking to Legolas, who was having trouble getting out of his chair.
et met me help you, Miss Legolas,” Jethro said, standing.
“I need to go to my room,” Legolas said, trying to maintain his balance.
Jethro’s face lit up. “You just tell me where!”
Legolas barely got the directions out of his mouth before he passed out. Grabbing the elf, Jethro took off at a run. He found the room and closed and locked the door behind them.
“Whoo-eee,” the man said, laying the unconscious elf on the bed. “You sure are purty when you’re asleep, too!” He patted Legolas’ cheek. “Wake up, Miss Legolas. At least give me one kiss.”
No reaction. Jethro sighed and thought for a minute, then he thought some more. Thinking took a lot of work under normal circumstances but now it was even more difficult. After about ten minutes, the thought finally completed the circuits in his brain after skipping around a bit. He could kiss Miss Legolas and she would never even know it. He wiped his sweaty hands on his pants and leaned over, giving her a big kiss right on the mouth.
Satisfied, he went to leave but decided that Miss Legolas didn’t look too comfortable with her clothes on. He’d undress her for bed. He took off the tunic and noticed that she seemed pretty flat-chested for a girl. Well, maybe he was just used to Elly May. He went to undo the leggings and noticed something strange. He reached his hand down and felt. Legolas moaned in his sleep. Frowning, Jethro untied the elf’s laces and looked inside the leggings. His scream shattered the night and could be heard throughout most of Rohan.
Fell out of the chair, may have hurt something laughing so hard. I betcha THAT won't stop Jethro. I hope he says "Screw it" and becomes a pervy elf-fancier! Can't wait for more, UPDATE SOON PLEASE!
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May 2, 2004 at 12:00 AM
HEhehehehehehehehe. I liked how Eomer "learned" Elly May how to greet the Rohirrim and taught them *cough* how to ride a horse. I think they'll need a few more demonstrations to get it right. Granny teaching Eowyl how to cook.lol hehehe I guess that warg meat is a little stronger tasting than oppossum accoaccoon hence everyone passing out drunk. Oh, and Elly teaching Eomer how to "try her out" I thought I was going to fall off my chair.
“My sex…” Legolas explained.
Jethros eyes got big. “Now Miss Legolas, I just barely done met you and you’re already talking about sex. I ain’t that kind of a boy! Let’s just slow it down a bit and get to know each other first. There’s no hurry!”
Jethro turned and walked away, leaving Legolas standing with a handful of flowers and a dumbstruck expression on his face.
Ild bld bearly breath after that I was laughing so hard.
Satisfied, he went to leave but decided that Miss Legolas didn’t look too comfortable with her clothes on. He’d undress her for bed. He took off the tunic and noticed that she seemed pretty flat-chested for a girl. Well, maybe he was just used to Elly May. He went to undo the leggings and noticed something strange. He reached his hand down and felt. Legolas moaned in his sleep. Frowning, Jethro untied the elf’s laand and looked inside the leggings. His scream shattered the night and could be heard throughout most of Rohan.
suffice it to say my husband wanted to know where the hyena was after that. Though I have just one question: How do they know about Galadriel? Did I just miss that seen in the last chapter because I was lang tng tooo hard that I couldn't see tha page well enough through my tears?
Ithilin
“My sex…” Legolas explained.
Jethros eyes got big. “Now Miss Legolas, I just barely done met you and you’re already talking about sex. I ain’t that kind of a boy! Let’s just slow it down a bit and get to know each other first. There’s no hurry!”
Jethro turned and walked away, leaving Legolas standing with a handful of flowers and a dumbstruck expression on his face.
Ild bld bearly breath after that I was laughing so hard.
Satisfied, he went to leave but decided that Miss Legolas didn’t look too comfortable with her clothes on. He’d undress her for bed. He took off the tunic and noticed that she seemed pretty flat-chested for a girl. Well, maybe he was just used to Elly May. He went to undo the leggings and noticed something strange. He reached his hand down and felt. Legolas moaned in his sleep. Frowning, Jethro untied the elf’s laand and looked inside the leggings. His scream shattered the night and could be heard throughout most of Rohan.
suffice it to say my husband wanted to know where the hyena was after that. Though I have just one question: How do they know about Galadriel? Did I just miss that seen in the last chapter because I was lang tng tooo hard that I couldn't see tha page well enough through my tears?
Ithilin
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May 2, 2004 at 12:00 AM
Ithilin - Miss Hathaway is familar with the books so it was her idea, but maybe I need to make that more obvious. Thanks for
your ideas, by the way. The warg road kill was much better than rabbit would have been. Sinda.
your ideas, by the way. The warg road kill was much better than rabbit would have been. Sinda.
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May 1, 2004 at 12:00 AM
lol i can not wait for the next chapter lolol
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April 30, 2004 at 12:00 AM
Oh my dear Goddess......that was friggen hilarious. Ya'll come back now, (to update) ya hear? :p
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April 29, 2004 at 12:00 AM
OH MY GOD!!!!!! I think that says it all
“We
“Well, ah’ll be,” he said, looking at the flawless elf. “You’re a tall one, but you sure are be-ootiful.”
Legolas raised an eyebrow, but remained silent.
“Shy, too, ain’t ya darling?” Jethro tried to put his arm around Legolas who proceeded to apply a back-fist to the man’s face.
“So, yer gonna play hard to get, huh?” Jethro said, picking himself up off the ground. “Well, most women can’t resist me. You’ll just need to get to know me a little better.”
Legolas slowly turned and looked at Aragorn, asking with his eyes if this human could truly be this dense. Aragorn simply shrugged and walked away.
I thought Aragorn would be busting a gut with laughter. Maybe he does it in private so as not to hurt Legolas' feelings. Aiya! I thought I was going to choke I was laughing so hard. Talk about culture shock. *ow, my side!*
I definately want to see more of this one.
Ithilin
Legolas raised an eyebrow, but remained silent.
“Shy, too, ain’t ya darling?” Jethro tried to put his arm around Legolas who proceeded to apply a back-fist to the man’s face.
“So, yer gonna play hard to get, huh?” Jethro said, picking himself up off the ground. “Well, most women can’t resist me. You’ll just need to get to know me a little better.”
Legolas slowly turned and looked at Aragorn, asking with his eyes if this human could truly be this dense. Aragorn simply shrugged and walked away.
I thought Aragorn would be busting a gut with laughter. Maybe he does it in private so as not to hurt Legolas' feelings. Aiya! I thought I was going to choke I was laughing so hard. Talk about culture shock. *ow, my side!*
I definately want to see more of this one.
Ithilin