Girls Go To Middle Earth

Chapter one-Sara’s story.


“What the hell is your problem?” Sara yelled at her brother as he continued to stare at her from across the room. “Nothing.” Patrick (her older brother) hadn’t said much to her in the last three or four days and when he did he sounded really pissy. “What did I do to you? Why the hell are you always so…mean to me?” Patrick stared at her for a moment then he seemed to explode “Me mean to you! You fucked up my life! You just had to come into this world and mess evhinghing up for me! You could give I shit less what I do. All day you sit in your room and read that same stupid book, The Lord of the Rings. You never even try to spend time with me.” Sara looked at him “Patrick I…” “No! You know what? I hate you! You fucking slut! Your dad’s favorite your mom’s favorite. Mom and dad’s Ickle-Sara-Pie. That’s it I’m gonna sever all ties with you! When I have kids your never going to see them. I hate you.” he screamed at her before stalking out of the room. She sat there stunned all the while the same thought going threw her head ‘I’m a terrible person, its all my fault everyone hates me’ she walked into her room and closed the door then fell onto her bed. She cried for awhile “Ya know,” she said to no one, “I am so going to get the fuck out of here.“ and before she fell asleep she whispered to no one “I wish I was somewhere far away, anywhere but here.”
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Sara awoke to the sensation of sunlight on her face, and the sound of birds chirping. “Ugh. Is it morning yet?” she was startled when a male voice answered her. “Indeed it is.” at this her eyes snapped open and she sat up and looked around wildly. Her eyes fell upon a tall, blond haired man, with piercing blue eyes. “Who…What…How?” she stuttered. “Do not worry my lady. My name is Legolas. I found you here sleeping.” Sara looked at him like he was nuts. “Uh…Legolas? Great I’m having acid flash backs! And I’ve never even done acid! But hang on! If I were having acid flash backs you would be naked!” Legolas look horrified and back away from her. “I have no clue what this ‘acid’ is that you speak of and why you wish me to be naked.” She decided to change the subject seeing as how this guy had no idea what she was talking about. “Um…yeah…Where am I again?” he look at her clearly puzzled “ You are on the outskirts of Rivendell, you know Middle Earth?” she look him over and decided to leave the matter alone after all she had wished to come here. “Okay then. Uh…where are we going now? I mean uh…were to Sparky!” “Sparky? I told you my name is Legolas.” he said scowling. “Oh yeah well sorry about that, but I think I like ‘Sparky’ better than ‘Legolas’.” “Very well then. And what may I ask is your name, lady?” he questioned her. “Uh well my name is Flora.“ ‘Flora’ decided to lie to protect her true identity, “And knock it off with the ‘lady’ shit it really doesn’t suit me.” his jaw dropped at her use of language “indeed you are not a lady if you choose to speak like that to the prince of Mirkwood.” she put her hands on her hips “Oh really then mister ‘prince of Mirkwood’ you don’t really speak like a prince your self when you choose to insult a lady, you unmannered elf!” Legolas smirked at her “Oh so now you’re a lady?” her face scrunched up in a scowl “Pssh! Piss off prince of Mirkwood” He chuckled and started to look around before walking off. “Hey uh…you cant just leave me here in the middle of no where!” as he continued to walk away she stalked after him “Hey! Elf boy I’m talking to you. Would you slow your funny looking pointed eared self down for like two minuets?!” he turned to face her “And what would you have me do lady Flora? It is not my concern that a lady such as yourself is stuck out here with an unmannered elf!” she looked at him positively dumb struck “Well I uh…um…look I’m sorry for the way I acted alright? Its just that I’m obviously not having a very good day so could you please just gimmie a break here?” he sighed and looked away from her then said “Alright, I will take you to Rivendell seeing as how you are clearly delusional.” Flora’s jaw dropped and she starred at him for a minute before saying anything “Delusional? You think I’m delusional? Well I’m not the one who thinks their the prince of Mirkwood! “ she said clearly upset. “Hey look I was just joking! Don’t get all ‘huffy’ okay?” she trounced off after the Prince of Mirkwood deciding to keep her mouth shut until she got her self to Rivendell.
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Flora looked around her. They had reached Rivendell, and as far as Flora could tell it had to be the most beautiful place she had ever seen. There were elves walking around looking at her as if she was some sort of freak, it was then that she realized what she was wearing: Flora had on a pair of long leg pajama bottoms with pirate sculls on them and a black tank top. ’Wow,’ she thought to her self ’I really don’t fit in here no wonder they are looking at me weird.’ Legolas turned to her and said “We have reached Rivendell I shall leave you with Lord Elrond now.” she smiled at him and walked up to him “Thank you Sparky!” she threw her arms around him and hugged him. He seemed taken aback by the action and did not hug her back before she pulled away. Lord Elrond and Gandalf walked over to them and Gandalf addressed Flora “Hello Flora it is good to see you in Rivendell. I was wondering when you would arrive.” she starred at him blankly ‘how could he know that my name is Flora’ she thought “Lord Elrond and I have decided that we would like you to join us at the counsel we think your wisdom could prove useful.” Gandalf said ignoring her confused look. “Um…What wisdom could I give?” she asked “You know many things evenyou you do not see them yet.” he answered. She turned to Elrond “ Sindas here will show you to your room. I will send Sindas to escort you to the counsel, in one hours time.”
She entered the room and looked around. As she did so a soft knock came at the door. “Yes?” a female voice seemed to sing threw the door “I am here to hyou you dress for the counsel lady.” “Oh! Alright come in then I guess.” A tall dark haired she-elf walked into the room carrying something that to Flora’s horror looked like a dress. “Uh…what is that?” she asked indicating the bundle the young she-elf was carrying. “It is a dress m-lady, Lord Elrond requested that you wear it to the counsel.” Flora looked at her then nodded. “Um…if you don’t mind I think I can dress my-self thanx.” the girl looked clearly puzzled but nodded and left the dress on the bed. Flora walked over to it and looked at the dress in disgust. “Well it looks like we’re stuck together.” she said talking to the dress, “Ya know that I don’t want to wear you anymore than you want me to wear you.” she sighed and undressed then slipped the green dress over her head. She walked over to the vanity in the corner and picked up the hair brush and started to brush out her wavy red hair. This was the first time she had looked at herself since she had gotten to Middle Earth. Flora took in her appearance. No longer was she chubby but she seemed to have thinned out a little. Her face wasn’t as round as it had been in her world and her eyes were green now! ‘Wow!’ she thought to her self ‘I’m fucking hot !’ after she had done her hair and made her self look as presentable as was possible she sat on her bed to wait for Sindas to come and escort her. A few moments later there came a knock at her door,. She walked over to the door and opened it. “Are you ready to go m-lady?” Sindas stood there smiling at her. “Yes I am thank you.”
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At the counsel:
As Flora walked up to the counsel she saw a familiar face, Legolas smiled at her from where he sat. She smiled back and walked over to Elrond. “So Agent Smith where do ya want me?” he looked at her like she was crazy “Uh…my name is Elrond. And you can take that seat over by Frodo.” he said indicating a small person. As she walked she herd whispers and felt people staring at her she shook off the feeling and walked over to Frodo. Flora raised one eyebrow and looked at Frodo “Mr. Baggins you are guilty of every ring crime know to man.” She said giggling. “Ring? What ring? I have no idea what your speaking of! And how do you know my name?” he said clearly frightened. “Whoa chill out little dude! Don’t spaz! I was only joking!” Elrond stood up as Flora sat down “I would like to introduce lady Flora, I have invited her to this counsel in hopes that we could profit from her wisdom.” A cloaked figure suddenly stood up and pointed a finger at Flora. And started screaming at the top of its lungs, “What the fuck are you doing here?!” a females voice emitted from under the hood. “Who the fuck are you?!” Flora screamed back. The figure stood up and threw back the hood of its cloak. “I’m your best friend ya fucking retard!” the entire counsel was taken aback. The way the two girls were speaking was shocking to everyone except one cloaked figure who seemed unaffected by all the yelling. “Oh my god its Terra!” Flora screamed and ran to over to Terra. “Yeah its me who did you think it was Conner?” Flora started to giggle “Ha! Conner one arm!” Flora yelled. The two girls started to go into fits of laughter until Gandalf broke in “There will be plenty of time for reunions later in the day, but for now lets get back to the matter at hand.” the girls nodded hugged and took their seats again. Elrondan han his speech something that Flora had been dreading ever since she got to the counsel “Strangers of distant lands friends of old you have been gathered here to answer the threat of Mordor, each race is bound to this fate this one doom! None can escape it! You will unite or you will fall. Bring forth the ring Frodo.” he said gesturing to a table beside him. Frodo brought the ring to the table and sat back down in his seat. Everyone in the counsel stared at the ring and gasped. Boromir then spoke up “It is a gift, a gift to the foes of Mordor. Why not use this ring? long has my father the steward of Gondor kept the forces of Mordor at bay. By the blood of our people are your lands kept safe. Give Gondor the weapon of the enemy! Let us use it against him!” then a tall rugged man spoke up “You can not wield it none of us can.” Boromir shot him a bad look, and with him a cloaked figure stood and threw back the hood of its cloak. To both Terra and Flora’s surprise Alex was under it. “And what would a Ranger know of this matter?” Boromir said nastily. Flora and Terra were dumb struck to see their friend standing beside Boromir.. “He is no mire Ranger, he is Aragorn son of Arathorn.” Legolas said getting up from his seat. “Aragorn? This is Isildur’s heir?” Boromir asked “And heir to the thrown ondoondor, you owe him you allegiance.” Legolas said “Gondor has no king, Gondor needs no king.” Boromir said throwing a nasty look at Aragorn. Then Terra spoke up “Aragorn is right we can not wield it.” just then a dwarf stood up. “What would a woman know?” Alex stood up from her place beside Boromir “And what is that supposed to mean? You don’t think that a woman could come up with as good an idea as a man?!” the dwarf look clearly taken aback by the answer shouted at him. “I…well…I uh…no I don’t.” “Just as I thought you all are nothing but sexes…” but before she could finish her sentence Boromir interrupted her “Hold you tongue woman or lose it!” she looked angry but sat back down and listened to her friend. “Now,” Elrond started “the ring must be destroyed! It must be taken to Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came! One of you must do this.” Boromir looked tired and worried “One dose not simply walk into Mordor, its b gat gates are guarded by more than just orks, there is evil there that dose not sleep and the great eye is ever watchful. Not with ten sandsand men could you do this it is folly!” Flora then stood up “Have you herd nothing Lord Elrond just said the ring must be destroyed!” then the same dwarf who had been rude to Alex stood up “And I suppose you think you’re the one to do it? I will be dead before I see the ring in the hands of an woman!” at this everyone stood up and began rguergue loudly, over the screams and yells Terra herd one small frightened voice ring out “I will take it!” they all turned to see Frodo standing there holding the ring “I will take it, though I do not know the way.” Gandalf walked up to the halfling and put a hand on his shoulder “I will help you bear this burden Frodo Baggins as long as it is yours to bear.” then as if on cue others started to join “If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword.” Aragorn declared “Hey I’m going to!” Terra spoke up walking over to them. Aragorn started to argue but Terra cut him off, “Don’t make me get my bag!” then Legolas joined “and you have my bow” “and my axe” came Gimli’s ruff voice. Boromir stood up “You carry the fears of us all little one If it is indeed the will of the council then Gondor will see it done.” then Alex ran over to them. “Ya’ll may be a sexist bunch of pigs, but I’m going.” then Merry, Pippin and Sam ran into the clearing “Hey we’re going to!” Elrond looked them over and said “Eleven companions, but I would ask for another to join your party, Flora you will join them.” “ But I uh….okay?” “Very well you shall be the fellowship of the ring.”