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Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
9
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Two Elves and a Computer
Two Elves and a Computer.
By Iamme
iammeiamme@hotmail.com
DISCLAIMER: I don’t own them, they all belongs to Tolkien. Ect, Ect , Ect.
(N=Narrator L=Legolas H=Haldir)
(N)The tapping of computer keys, snickering, and mumbling is heard from behind a door. Inside you can see two blond men with pointy ears.
(Did you say pointy ears?
Yup, I said pointy ears.
Now quit interrupting.
Sorry.)
(N)Listening closely you can make out what they say.
(L) Can you imagine the look on Aragorn's face if he was here to read this stuff?
(H) I don't know I think he would find it a nice distraction from all the whining.
(L) She wasn't that bad.
(H) She wasn't as bad as your wife. I found her to be totally unbearable. She never let him have any fun.
She always seemed to think someone was after him .
(L) They WERE after him .
(H) Only that one chick. What was her name again?
(L) I don't remember . What does it matter anyway they're all dead.
(H) True.
( You hear a door open, and the sound of women talking.)
(L) We better not get caught reading this or we'll be dead.
(H) I don't know I think Mandos would be a nice reprieve from the slave drivers we’re married to.
(L) They would just follow us and make us miserable there to.
(H) No wonder we volunteered for every out of town job we could find .*G*
(L) At least we have it better than Celeborn . Our wives don't know what were thinking all the time.
(N) A feminine voice yells through the door.
LEGOLAS ARE YOU READING THOSE STORIES AGAIN?!?! I TOLD YOU THAT DWARF WOULD BE A BAD INFLUENCE ON YOU. FIRST IT WAS GALADRIEL IN PLAYBOY,THEN>>>(Nag Nag Nag)
(L) No Dearest, I was searching for a present for you on ebay.
*Yelling Stops* That's fine then.
(H) *Snickers* Now you have to buy her something.
(L) *Sigh* I know. Mabye one of those gags we keep reading about.
(H) *L* And some handcuffs to go with it.
(L) Mabye it will hold her long enough for me to pack and escape for Gimlis.
(H) You can't go there that's the first place she'll expect.
(L) Your right. .
(H) What about Elrond's?
(L) No he was stupid enough to get married to. What about Glorfindel?
(H) You want to hide not have an orgy.
(L) Ohhh right. *Sigh* Mabye Gandalf. He can protect me.
(H) That has possibilities. Maybe I should buy a set to.
(L) As long as Galadriel doesn't see what were plotting.
(More typing and mumbling.)
By Iamme
iammeiamme@hotmail.com
DISCLAIMER: I don’t own them, they all belongs to Tolkien. Ect, Ect , Ect.
(N=Narrator L=Legolas H=Haldir)
(N)The tapping of computer keys, snickering, and mumbling is heard from behind a door. Inside you can see two blond men with pointy ears.
(Did you say pointy ears?
Yup, I said pointy ears.
Now quit interrupting.
Sorry.)
(N)Listening closely you can make out what they say.
(L) Can you imagine the look on Aragorn's face if he was here to read this stuff?
(H) I don't know I think he would find it a nice distraction from all the whining.
(L) She wasn't that bad.
(H) She wasn't as bad as your wife. I found her to be totally unbearable. She never let him have any fun.
She always seemed to think someone was after him .
(L) They WERE after him .
(H) Only that one chick. What was her name again?
(L) I don't remember . What does it matter anyway they're all dead.
(H) True.
( You hear a door open, and the sound of women talking.)
(L) We better not get caught reading this or we'll be dead.
(H) I don't know I think Mandos would be a nice reprieve from the slave drivers we’re married to.
(L) They would just follow us and make us miserable there to.
(H) No wonder we volunteered for every out of town job we could find .*G*
(L) At least we have it better than Celeborn . Our wives don't know what were thinking all the time.
(N) A feminine voice yells through the door.
LEGOLAS ARE YOU READING THOSE STORIES AGAIN?!?! I TOLD YOU THAT DWARF WOULD BE A BAD INFLUENCE ON YOU. FIRST IT WAS GALADRIEL IN PLAYBOY,THEN>>>(Nag Nag Nag)
(L) No Dearest, I was searching for a present for you on ebay.
*Yelling Stops* That's fine then.
(H) *Snickers* Now you have to buy her something.
(L) *Sigh* I know. Mabye one of those gags we keep reading about.
(H) *L* And some handcuffs to go with it.
(L) Mabye it will hold her long enough for me to pack and escape for Gimlis.
(H) You can't go there that's the first place she'll expect.
(L) Your right. .
(H) What about Elrond's?
(L) No he was stupid enough to get married to. What about Glorfindel?
(H) You want to hide not have an orgy.
(L) Ohhh right. *Sigh* Mabye Gandalf. He can protect me.
(H) That has possibilities. Maybe I should buy a set to.
(L) As long as Galadriel doesn't see what were plotting.
(More typing and mumbling.)