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Category:
Lord of the Rings Movies › General › Lord of the Ring Stars
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
4
Views:
2,610
Reviews:
16
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
This is work of fiction! I do not know the celebrity(ies) I am writing about, and I do not profit from these writings.
Behind The Dormitory Doors
Rating: NC17
Pairings: Dom/Billy Dom/Orli Liv/Miranda
Other characters: Elijah, Sean A, Viggo, Sean B, Ian McKellen, Ian Holm, Christopher Lee, John Rhys-Davies, Cate Blanchett.
Summary: Dom’s parents send him to an American Boarding School and he gets more than he bargained for.
Warnings: AU, totally AU. Drunken sex, slash in both forms, mild violence.
Disclaimer: I’d sell my soul, not to own these guys, but to at least know them, but I don’t, so this story isn’t true in any way, shape of form, it’s just one of my many weird fantasies.
Mistress Brandybuck’s (author) Notes: This story is partially based on Boarding School by Ara but I tired my best to change the plot dramatically and I hope I shan’t offend her. Please note this is an AU, so I don’t mean to offend anyone by giving Billy parents who are alive.
12th October 03- IMPORTANT NOTE: This fics name has now been changed from BOARDING SCHOOL to BEHIND THE DORMITORY DOORS. Sorry for the confusion and lack of updates but my brain won't work since meeting Dominic Monaghan ;-P
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Chapter 1
January
Dominic looked up at the ancient looking school. It looked like a school that would be found in a remote area of his home country England, rather than America. He frowned at the place that his parents were offloading him to, especially since the 17 year old had already finished school once before, back home.
“Come on, please you guys, don’t make me”
“Dominic, over here you’re required to go to school until you’re18” his Mother told him
“But I’ve already finished school once” Dom protested.
“Maybe” his father said “but you’ve got a whole two years to go now”
“Well I still can’t see why I can’t go to a regular school” Dom sulked.
“Because this is the closest school and it gives your father and me time to sort the new house out, now go on, or you’ll be late”
Dom sighed and reluctantly got out of the car.
“Don’t bother picking me up at weekends” he said angrily before walking up the path.
The family had just arrived in the USA the day before, after spending one last Christmas in England. He was very nervous, the school year had already begun and he really didn’t want to be here.
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Dom sat outside the reception waiting to be shown around the school when he spied a schoolboy coming towards him. He was dressed in black trousers, a white shirt and a black blazer with the school logo on it and the finishing touch a black and red striped tie. It made Dom cringe.
“Dominic Monaghan” he asked.
Dom stood up
“Yeah” he replied.
“Sean Astin” the other guy said “I’m you’re guide and I love you”
“Excuse me” Dom replied shell-shocked.
“Because of you I get to miss third and fourth period”
“Oh right”
“Shall we go”?
Dom nodded, picked up his stuff and followed Sean.
They traveled down the long dark corridors in silence for a few minutes.
“What are you thinking” Sean asked.
“Oh it’s just that this place looks like a medieval English castle”
“Yeah” Sean laughed, “It’s supposed to be like that I think, it’s based on old English buildings and was built in the 1920’s or something like that.”
Sean paused for a minute as he walked up to the first classroom.
“Right this art class which is taught by Mr. Mortensen, he lives in his own little world, very laid back teacher unless you’re not doing your painting on canvas, then he turns into an intolerable bastard”
Dom nodded and they plodded on to the nest room where he was to be taught.
“This is English 101, taught by an Aussie Miss Blanchett, she’s the only woman teacher we have and she’s a babe, very skeptical when it comes to books though”
“Only one woman teacher, My God” Dom thought to himself as he followed Sean round the corner and up the first set of stairs.
“Workshop, taught by a British teacher Mr. Rhys-Davies, he’s a complete snob who pushes you to perfection” he stopped and then turned to Dom “infact you should be quite at home here, most of the teachers are British and now we have to go back down the stairs”
Sean took Dom back down the stairs and out into the courtyard, where the pupils were playing soccer.
“Astin what are you doing” the coach shouted.
“Showing the new kid round Coach” Sean shouted back
“I want to see you on this pitch tomorrow on the dot” the coach warned him
“Yes coach” Sean sighed “Coach Bean, another Britt, right bad ass, he’ll kick you’re butt all across the pitch if you’re shit at sports” he told Dom “you any good at soccer”
“Love it” Dom replied
“Then coach won’t give you no problems,” Sean said as he walked quickly from the courtyard before he got another earful from Coach Bean.
He took Dom back into the building and down a better lit corridor
“This is Biology, taught by yet another Britt, Mr. McKellen, he is real hard on all us guys cos we all know he’s gay”
“There’s a gay teacher here,” Dom gasped.
“Hey man, half the students are fucking gay, you don’t have a problem with it do you”
“No, no not at all”
“Good”
Sean continued down the corridor
“And finally this is Math taught by Mr. Holm”
“Let me guess he’s British too”
“Got it in one, I think they should move this damned place to England, there’s that many fucking British teachers here”
“Are there anymore British students then” Dom asked.
“Yep, a guy from London, he’s been here for about two years, names Orlando Bloom in 11th grade with you and there’s your roomy Billy, he’s Scottish”
“Right” Dom nodded.
“Come on, I‘ll take you to your dorm now”
Sean and Dom went up another two flights of stairs and down a few practically pitch black corridors before they finally reached the dorm. Sean opened the door, switched the light on and then suddenly jumped back
“Fucks sake Billy what the fuck are you doing in here”
“Fuck, turn the light off Seany I’ve got a killer hangover”
“You’ll have worse than a hangover if Coach Bean finds out you’re playing hookie”
“Fuck him”
Sean went and sat on the bed playfully pulling the covers off of Billy
“Yeah, you would as well”
“Yeah right” Billy snorted back
“Come on, shake a leg and make yourself presentable, I’ve brought you a new roomy”
At these words Billy sprang up in his bed and yanked the covers back from Sean
“Oh Hi” he said groggily.
Billy observed the guy standing in front of him bleary eyed. He forced his eyes to focus when he found that he was actually gorgeous. Billy’s eyes traveled up and down his body and then settled on his beautiful blue gray eyes. Billy seemed totally smitten.
“Dom this is a very fucked looking Billy Boyd, Billy this is Dominic Monaghan”
“Nice to meet you” Dom said.
Dom now found himself staring at the half naked guy in the bed and suddenly he felt very dizzy. Dom had never thought of guys like that before, come to think of it he’d never thought about girls like that either and was now very confused.
At that the bell rang for lunch.
“Right come on Billy get your ass out of bed, you’ll feel better when you’ve eaten something”
Billy reluctantly got out of bed and began locating the various parts of his uniform.
“Why do you never get a hangover?” he asked Sean
“Just lucky I guess, hurry up we’ll be in the cafeteria”
“Funny I thought you were gonna eat lunch on the roof” Billy said sarcastically.
Sean blew him a kiss before him and Dom left the room.
“Idiot” Sean mumbled jokingly as he led Dom to the cafeteria.
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“Hey Sean, who’s your friend” a young girl with long brown hair and a high-pitched voice said. She had a younger looking girl with strawberry blond hair, sitting on her lap and from what Dom could see their uniform consisted of skirts so short they may as well be belts and from under the table, not that he was looking under the table, they wore knee length white socks and really high heeled shoes. On top it was the same white shirt and black blazer with the God-awful tie though.
Sean sat down and placed a kiss on each girl’s cheek.
“Liv this is the new kid Dominic Monaghan”
“Oh goody it’s about time we had fresh meat” the other girl joked.
Sean rolled his eyes and turned to Dom
“That’s Miranda Otto, take no notice of her, you’re an Aussie whore aren’t you darling” he then said to Miranda
“And damned proud of it too” Miranda joked back locking her arms around Liv’s neck.
“And this” Sean continued, “is Liv Tyler, Miranda is in 11th grade and Liv is in 12th grade with me”
“Hey Dominic” Liv said cheerfully.
“It’s Dom” he corrected her.
Sean then turned to the guys on the table
“This here is Orlando Bloom, the one I was telling you about”
“Nothing too raunchy I hope” Orli interrupted.
“And this is Elijah Wood, the baby of the group in 10th grade”
“Less of the baby cunt” Elijah warned.
Sean turned around and spied Billy walking towards them
“About fucking time too” Orli said as Billy slumped onto Elijah’s lap.
“My head is pounding you guys, can you keep the noise down”
At this Miranda moved off of Liv and went to kneelide ide Billy
“Oh poor Billy, you want me to get you something”
“Please babe” Billy asked.
At that Miranda and Liv walked off hand in hand to get Billy some lunch
“What did your last slave die of” Elijah joked.
“Fuck off” was Billy’s response.
Dom was just sitting quietly in his chair; this is not what he imagined boarding school to be like.
“Oh they’re the bisexual of the girls,” Sean said
“What” Dom replied after realizing someone was talking to him
“Hey, y’know we’re all pretty laid back here” Orli said as he put his feet up on the table.
“I can see that”
“We like to goof around a lot” Elijah added “speaking of which guys, cheerleading practice tonight, who’s up for sneaking in”
All the guys except Dom shouted in agreement as the girls came back
“Liv, babe we’re coming to cheerleading practice tonight” Orli informed her
“Okay hon I’ll keep the door unlocked for you” Liv replied.
Miranda put the plate she was carrying on the table in front of Billy
“Here you go Bills” she smiled
“Cheers love” Billy answered as he picked up his fork.
Orli reached into his pocket and pulled out a packet of cigarettes. He lit one and Billy frowned at him
“Jesus Christ Orli, I’m trying to eat”
“So sorry” Orli said with no intentions of putting his cigarette out until he heard a familiar voice behind him.
“Mr. Bloom, setting a bad example are we. No smoking on campus, you know that”
“Yes Mr. McKellen” Orli smiled as he reluctantly put out his cigarette.
“And get your feet off of the table please” Mr. McKellen said as he walked off
“Bloody fag”
“That’s fine talk coming from you slut” Sean put in
“You all love me really”
“So what do you guys do around here for fun” Dom asked
“Conventional or unconventional” Sean asked.
“Conventional to start with” Dom answered.
“Well we go to the coffee place round the corner” Liv told him “Only seniors are allowed off campus, but we’re nice enough to sneak the sophomore’s and Elijah Freshman out with us”
Elijah frowned and folded his arms in disagreement with Liv.
“And then there’s the clubs a few blocks down” Orli added “for those we all have to sneak out of our dorms”
“Please do not mention clubbing” Billy interrupted, slamming his fork down on the table “I’m never drinking again, ever”
“Yeah right Billy, we believe you” Elijah laughed.
“As I was saying,” Orli continued “the senior cunts manage to get in, then they let us in through the back way”
“Yeah speaking of which is anyone up for clubbing tonight” Sean asked.
“Not me” Billy insisted.
“Dom you wanna come clubbing with us” Miranda asked
“Um, yeah sure”
“Okay, we meet at reception at nine sharp after everyone’s gone to bed, be there” Liv told him.
At that the bell went for fifth period.
“Oh fuck I haven’t finished my lunch” Billy complained.
“Ah come on Bills, I’ll look after you in fifth period” Miranda laughed, hauling Billy out of his chair and putting his arm around her shoulder
“You guys are so good to me,” Billy said as they walked off
“Right Dom, I’ll leave you with Orli take you to fifth period with Bill and Miranda” Sean said as he walked off to follow Liv in the general direction of their next class.
“Catch ya later Lij” Orli said to Elijah as he walked off in the other direction.
“Yeah see you at cheerleading practice” Elijah said.
“Right what lesson do we have now” Dom asked.
“Biology” Miranda and Orli said simultaneously
“Yep with the old fag” Orli laughed, “come on let’s go”
“Yes let’s go indeed” Mr. McKellen added as he walked past the three 17 year olds.
Orli just rolled his eyes as he led Dom in the direction of the biology class.
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“Now then” Mr. McKellen began “I’m sure you have all had sex education in the past, am I correct”
All the pupils rolled their eyes
“Yes Sir”
“Good, well in this grade it is essential that we go over that education so you know what’s what”
Miranda stuck her hand up
“Yes Miss Otto”
“Sir is that really necessary, I think we all know what’s what”
“Well I could always let you goof off or make your own practical sexual demonstration”
At that the whole room filled with cheers.
“…But what kind of teacher would I be if I did that” Mr. McKellen smirked.
“Looks like you arrived in the nick of time,” Orli said to Dom before sticking his hand up
“This better be good Mr. Bloom”
“Sir why don’t you teach us about gay sex, there’s something they don’t teach”
“I’m quite sure that you of all people don’t need to be taught the ethics of homosexual sex Mr. Bloom,” the teacher observed.
“Oooooh” was the response of the rest of the class
“Heavy Sir” Orli reasoned.
“Right now if there are no more silly questions am I permitted to carry on with my lesson?”
Mr. McKellen went on to talk about male and female anatomy. Dom seemed to shrink in his chair, observing everyone else; he began to believe that he was the only virgin in the entire school.
Mr. McKellen hadn’t even got to the actual ethics of sex before Orli started butting in and laughing.
“Oh Sir do you use sex toys at all, there’s another aspect we don’t cover”
At that comment Dom couldn’t help but laugh and the pair high fived.
“All right both of you out, you may proceed to go about your sexual conquests Mr. Bloom but until you’ve heard my lesson, you know nothing in the name of education and I am prepared to teach you precisely nothing until you are ready to listen”
Orli went cross-eyed at his teacher’s long speech
“You what”
“Out, both of you and may I say that is a fine way to start off your first day Mr. Monaghan” Mr. McKellen said sarcastically.
Dom and Orli sheepishly exited the room and stood outside the door. Billy had a disappointed look on his face, which Miranda clearly saw.
Outside Orli took this chance to light up another cigarette.
“I see what Sean meant, he doesn’t like us probing into his sex life does he” Dom laughed.
“He really needs to lighten up” Orli said taking a drag of his cigarette.
Suddenly he spied Miss Blanchett walking towards them.
“Oh shit,” he said throwing his cigarette to the ground.
“I saw that Orlando” Miss Blanchett scolded as she came to stand in front of the two teens “You know smoking will do you no good”
“Miss Blanchett, you’re looking very lovely today” Orli commented.
“And flattery will get yowherwhere young man” she replied as she began to walk off.
This made Orli even more determined
“Miss Blanchett” he called, chasing after her “do you ever go to the coffee house after school” he asked as they walked.
“No Orlando I am far too busy and I assume that you are too seeing as how you as sophomore are not allowed off campus” she said giving Orli a wink of her eye before continuing down the corridor.
Dom, who was still stood by the door, was giggling at the display in front of him. Orli walked back to the door looking like a wounded animal.
“Hitting on teachers” Dom laughed.
“Come on Monaghan you have to admit she’s hot”
“Maybe”
Orli turned to him and flashed his sadistic grin
“Oh I see are you really one of us then”
“Us” Dom replied puzzled
“Searching over the other side of the fence like good old Mr. McKellen”
“No…I mean no not really, why do you”
“Me” Orli replied with mock shock “Let’ just say I have a reputation to uphold and I‘m saying no more until you’ve been with the group a little longer”
Before Dom could argue the bell went. The pupils came flying out of the class like there was no tomorrow; Orli went to follow Miranda but Mr. McKellen came up behind him and Dom
“Hold it you two”
He then handed them two books
“I want you both to write me an essay based on the work you’ve missed while you’ve been standing out here, is that clear”
“Yes Sir” the both answered, while Miranda stood a few feet away laughing at them or rather trying to get Billy to laugh at them.
“And if I ever have to throw either of you out of my class again, there will be trouble, is that understood”
“Yes Sir” the boys answered.
“Good, now get out of here”
Orli and Dom couldn’t get away from him quick enough. They both locked arms and followed Billy and Miranda to Woodwork.
TBC
Pairings: Dom/Billy Dom/Orli Liv/Miranda
Other characters: Elijah, Sean A, Viggo, Sean B, Ian McKellen, Ian Holm, Christopher Lee, John Rhys-Davies, Cate Blanchett.
Summary: Dom’s parents send him to an American Boarding School and he gets more than he bargained for.
Warnings: AU, totally AU. Drunken sex, slash in both forms, mild violence.
Disclaimer: I’d sell my soul, not to own these guys, but to at least know them, but I don’t, so this story isn’t true in any way, shape of form, it’s just one of my many weird fantasies.
Mistress Brandybuck’s (author) Notes: This story is partially based on Boarding School by Ara but I tired my best to change the plot dramatically and I hope I shan’t offend her. Please note this is an AU, so I don’t mean to offend anyone by giving Billy parents who are alive.
12th October 03- IMPORTANT NOTE: This fics name has now been changed from BOARDING SCHOOL to BEHIND THE DORMITORY DOORS. Sorry for the confusion and lack of updates but my brain won't work since meeting Dominic Monaghan ;-P
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Chapter 1
January
Dominic looked up at the ancient looking school. It looked like a school that would be found in a remote area of his home country England, rather than America. He frowned at the place that his parents were offloading him to, especially since the 17 year old had already finished school once before, back home.
“Come on, please you guys, don’t make me”
“Dominic, over here you’re required to go to school until you’re18” his Mother told him
“But I’ve already finished school once” Dom protested.
“Maybe” his father said “but you’ve got a whole two years to go now”
“Well I still can’t see why I can’t go to a regular school” Dom sulked.
“Because this is the closest school and it gives your father and me time to sort the new house out, now go on, or you’ll be late”
Dom sighed and reluctantly got out of the car.
“Don’t bother picking me up at weekends” he said angrily before walking up the path.
The family had just arrived in the USA the day before, after spending one last Christmas in England. He was very nervous, the school year had already begun and he really didn’t want to be here.
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Dom sat outside the reception waiting to be shown around the school when he spied a schoolboy coming towards him. He was dressed in black trousers, a white shirt and a black blazer with the school logo on it and the finishing touch a black and red striped tie. It made Dom cringe.
“Dominic Monaghan” he asked.
Dom stood up
“Yeah” he replied.
“Sean Astin” the other guy said “I’m you’re guide and I love you”
“Excuse me” Dom replied shell-shocked.
“Because of you I get to miss third and fourth period”
“Oh right”
“Shall we go”?
Dom nodded, picked up his stuff and followed Sean.
They traveled down the long dark corridors in silence for a few minutes.
“What are you thinking” Sean asked.
“Oh it’s just that this place looks like a medieval English castle”
“Yeah” Sean laughed, “It’s supposed to be like that I think, it’s based on old English buildings and was built in the 1920’s or something like that.”
Sean paused for a minute as he walked up to the first classroom.
“Right this art class which is taught by Mr. Mortensen, he lives in his own little world, very laid back teacher unless you’re not doing your painting on canvas, then he turns into an intolerable bastard”
Dom nodded and they plodded on to the nest room where he was to be taught.
“This is English 101, taught by an Aussie Miss Blanchett, she’s the only woman teacher we have and she’s a babe, very skeptical when it comes to books though”
“Only one woman teacher, My God” Dom thought to himself as he followed Sean round the corner and up the first set of stairs.
“Workshop, taught by a British teacher Mr. Rhys-Davies, he’s a complete snob who pushes you to perfection” he stopped and then turned to Dom “infact you should be quite at home here, most of the teachers are British and now we have to go back down the stairs”
Sean took Dom back down the stairs and out into the courtyard, where the pupils were playing soccer.
“Astin what are you doing” the coach shouted.
“Showing the new kid round Coach” Sean shouted back
“I want to see you on this pitch tomorrow on the dot” the coach warned him
“Yes coach” Sean sighed “Coach Bean, another Britt, right bad ass, he’ll kick you’re butt all across the pitch if you’re shit at sports” he told Dom “you any good at soccer”
“Love it” Dom replied
“Then coach won’t give you no problems,” Sean said as he walked quickly from the courtyard before he got another earful from Coach Bean.
He took Dom back into the building and down a better lit corridor
“This is Biology, taught by yet another Britt, Mr. McKellen, he is real hard on all us guys cos we all know he’s gay”
“There’s a gay teacher here,” Dom gasped.
“Hey man, half the students are fucking gay, you don’t have a problem with it do you”
“No, no not at all”
“Good”
Sean continued down the corridor
“And finally this is Math taught by Mr. Holm”
“Let me guess he’s British too”
“Got it in one, I think they should move this damned place to England, there’s that many fucking British teachers here”
“Are there anymore British students then” Dom asked.
“Yep, a guy from London, he’s been here for about two years, names Orlando Bloom in 11th grade with you and there’s your roomy Billy, he’s Scottish”
“Right” Dom nodded.
“Come on, I‘ll take you to your dorm now”
Sean and Dom went up another two flights of stairs and down a few practically pitch black corridors before they finally reached the dorm. Sean opened the door, switched the light on and then suddenly jumped back
“Fucks sake Billy what the fuck are you doing in here”
“Fuck, turn the light off Seany I’ve got a killer hangover”
“You’ll have worse than a hangover if Coach Bean finds out you’re playing hookie”
“Fuck him”
Sean went and sat on the bed playfully pulling the covers off of Billy
“Yeah, you would as well”
“Yeah right” Billy snorted back
“Come on, shake a leg and make yourself presentable, I’ve brought you a new roomy”
At these words Billy sprang up in his bed and yanked the covers back from Sean
“Oh Hi” he said groggily.
Billy observed the guy standing in front of him bleary eyed. He forced his eyes to focus when he found that he was actually gorgeous. Billy’s eyes traveled up and down his body and then settled on his beautiful blue gray eyes. Billy seemed totally smitten.
“Dom this is a very fucked looking Billy Boyd, Billy this is Dominic Monaghan”
“Nice to meet you” Dom said.
Dom now found himself staring at the half naked guy in the bed and suddenly he felt very dizzy. Dom had never thought of guys like that before, come to think of it he’d never thought about girls like that either and was now very confused.
At that the bell rang for lunch.
“Right come on Billy get your ass out of bed, you’ll feel better when you’ve eaten something”
Billy reluctantly got out of bed and began locating the various parts of his uniform.
“Why do you never get a hangover?” he asked Sean
“Just lucky I guess, hurry up we’ll be in the cafeteria”
“Funny I thought you were gonna eat lunch on the roof” Billy said sarcastically.
Sean blew him a kiss before him and Dom left the room.
“Idiot” Sean mumbled jokingly as he led Dom to the cafeteria.
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“Hey Sean, who’s your friend” a young girl with long brown hair and a high-pitched voice said. She had a younger looking girl with strawberry blond hair, sitting on her lap and from what Dom could see their uniform consisted of skirts so short they may as well be belts and from under the table, not that he was looking under the table, they wore knee length white socks and really high heeled shoes. On top it was the same white shirt and black blazer with the God-awful tie though.
Sean sat down and placed a kiss on each girl’s cheek.
“Liv this is the new kid Dominic Monaghan”
“Oh goody it’s about time we had fresh meat” the other girl joked.
Sean rolled his eyes and turned to Dom
“That’s Miranda Otto, take no notice of her, you’re an Aussie whore aren’t you darling” he then said to Miranda
“And damned proud of it too” Miranda joked back locking her arms around Liv’s neck.
“And this” Sean continued, “is Liv Tyler, Miranda is in 11th grade and Liv is in 12th grade with me”
“Hey Dominic” Liv said cheerfully.
“It’s Dom” he corrected her.
Sean then turned to the guys on the table
“This here is Orlando Bloom, the one I was telling you about”
“Nothing too raunchy I hope” Orli interrupted.
“And this is Elijah Wood, the baby of the group in 10th grade”
“Less of the baby cunt” Elijah warned.
Sean turned around and spied Billy walking towards them
“About fucking time too” Orli said as Billy slumped onto Elijah’s lap.
“My head is pounding you guys, can you keep the noise down”
At this Miranda moved off of Liv and went to kneelide ide Billy
“Oh poor Billy, you want me to get you something”
“Please babe” Billy asked.
At that Miranda and Liv walked off hand in hand to get Billy some lunch
“What did your last slave die of” Elijah joked.
“Fuck off” was Billy’s response.
Dom was just sitting quietly in his chair; this is not what he imagined boarding school to be like.
“Oh they’re the bisexual of the girls,” Sean said
“What” Dom replied after realizing someone was talking to him
“Hey, y’know we’re all pretty laid back here” Orli said as he put his feet up on the table.
“I can see that”
“We like to goof around a lot” Elijah added “speaking of which guys, cheerleading practice tonight, who’s up for sneaking in”
All the guys except Dom shouted in agreement as the girls came back
“Liv, babe we’re coming to cheerleading practice tonight” Orli informed her
“Okay hon I’ll keep the door unlocked for you” Liv replied.
Miranda put the plate she was carrying on the table in front of Billy
“Here you go Bills” she smiled
“Cheers love” Billy answered as he picked up his fork.
Orli reached into his pocket and pulled out a packet of cigarettes. He lit one and Billy frowned at him
“Jesus Christ Orli, I’m trying to eat”
“So sorry” Orli said with no intentions of putting his cigarette out until he heard a familiar voice behind him.
“Mr. Bloom, setting a bad example are we. No smoking on campus, you know that”
“Yes Mr. McKellen” Orli smiled as he reluctantly put out his cigarette.
“And get your feet off of the table please” Mr. McKellen said as he walked off
“Bloody fag”
“That’s fine talk coming from you slut” Sean put in
“You all love me really”
“So what do you guys do around here for fun” Dom asked
“Conventional or unconventional” Sean asked.
“Conventional to start with” Dom answered.
“Well we go to the coffee place round the corner” Liv told him “Only seniors are allowed off campus, but we’re nice enough to sneak the sophomore’s and Elijah Freshman out with us”
Elijah frowned and folded his arms in disagreement with Liv.
“And then there’s the clubs a few blocks down” Orli added “for those we all have to sneak out of our dorms”
“Please do not mention clubbing” Billy interrupted, slamming his fork down on the table “I’m never drinking again, ever”
“Yeah right Billy, we believe you” Elijah laughed.
“As I was saying,” Orli continued “the senior cunts manage to get in, then they let us in through the back way”
“Yeah speaking of which is anyone up for clubbing tonight” Sean asked.
“Not me” Billy insisted.
“Dom you wanna come clubbing with us” Miranda asked
“Um, yeah sure”
“Okay, we meet at reception at nine sharp after everyone’s gone to bed, be there” Liv told him.
At that the bell went for fifth period.
“Oh fuck I haven’t finished my lunch” Billy complained.
“Ah come on Bills, I’ll look after you in fifth period” Miranda laughed, hauling Billy out of his chair and putting his arm around her shoulder
“You guys are so good to me,” Billy said as they walked off
“Right Dom, I’ll leave you with Orli take you to fifth period with Bill and Miranda” Sean said as he walked off to follow Liv in the general direction of their next class.
“Catch ya later Lij” Orli said to Elijah as he walked off in the other direction.
“Yeah see you at cheerleading practice” Elijah said.
“Right what lesson do we have now” Dom asked.
“Biology” Miranda and Orli said simultaneously
“Yep with the old fag” Orli laughed, “come on let’s go”
“Yes let’s go indeed” Mr. McKellen added as he walked past the three 17 year olds.
Orli just rolled his eyes as he led Dom in the direction of the biology class.
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“Now then” Mr. McKellen began “I’m sure you have all had sex education in the past, am I correct”
All the pupils rolled their eyes
“Yes Sir”
“Good, well in this grade it is essential that we go over that education so you know what’s what”
Miranda stuck her hand up
“Yes Miss Otto”
“Sir is that really necessary, I think we all know what’s what”
“Well I could always let you goof off or make your own practical sexual demonstration”
At that the whole room filled with cheers.
“…But what kind of teacher would I be if I did that” Mr. McKellen smirked.
“Looks like you arrived in the nick of time,” Orli said to Dom before sticking his hand up
“This better be good Mr. Bloom”
“Sir why don’t you teach us about gay sex, there’s something they don’t teach”
“I’m quite sure that you of all people don’t need to be taught the ethics of homosexual sex Mr. Bloom,” the teacher observed.
“Oooooh” was the response of the rest of the class
“Heavy Sir” Orli reasoned.
“Right now if there are no more silly questions am I permitted to carry on with my lesson?”
Mr. McKellen went on to talk about male and female anatomy. Dom seemed to shrink in his chair, observing everyone else; he began to believe that he was the only virgin in the entire school.
Mr. McKellen hadn’t even got to the actual ethics of sex before Orli started butting in and laughing.
“Oh Sir do you use sex toys at all, there’s another aspect we don’t cover”
At that comment Dom couldn’t help but laugh and the pair high fived.
“All right both of you out, you may proceed to go about your sexual conquests Mr. Bloom but until you’ve heard my lesson, you know nothing in the name of education and I am prepared to teach you precisely nothing until you are ready to listen”
Orli went cross-eyed at his teacher’s long speech
“You what”
“Out, both of you and may I say that is a fine way to start off your first day Mr. Monaghan” Mr. McKellen said sarcastically.
Dom and Orli sheepishly exited the room and stood outside the door. Billy had a disappointed look on his face, which Miranda clearly saw.
Outside Orli took this chance to light up another cigarette.
“I see what Sean meant, he doesn’t like us probing into his sex life does he” Dom laughed.
“He really needs to lighten up” Orli said taking a drag of his cigarette.
Suddenly he spied Miss Blanchett walking towards them.
“Oh shit,” he said throwing his cigarette to the ground.
“I saw that Orlando” Miss Blanchett scolded as she came to stand in front of the two teens “You know smoking will do you no good”
“Miss Blanchett, you’re looking very lovely today” Orli commented.
“And flattery will get yowherwhere young man” she replied as she began to walk off.
This made Orli even more determined
“Miss Blanchett” he called, chasing after her “do you ever go to the coffee house after school” he asked as they walked.
“No Orlando I am far too busy and I assume that you are too seeing as how you as sophomore are not allowed off campus” she said giving Orli a wink of her eye before continuing down the corridor.
Dom, who was still stood by the door, was giggling at the display in front of him. Orli walked back to the door looking like a wounded animal.
“Hitting on teachers” Dom laughed.
“Come on Monaghan you have to admit she’s hot”
“Maybe”
Orli turned to him and flashed his sadistic grin
“Oh I see are you really one of us then”
“Us” Dom replied puzzled
“Searching over the other side of the fence like good old Mr. McKellen”
“No…I mean no not really, why do you”
“Me” Orli replied with mock shock “Let’ just say I have a reputation to uphold and I‘m saying no more until you’ve been with the group a little longer”
Before Dom could argue the bell went. The pupils came flying out of the class like there was no tomorrow; Orli went to follow Miranda but Mr. McKellen came up behind him and Dom
“Hold it you two”
He then handed them two books
“I want you both to write me an essay based on the work you’ve missed while you’ve been standing out here, is that clear”
“Yes Sir” the both answered, while Miranda stood a few feet away laughing at them or rather trying to get Billy to laugh at them.
“And if I ever have to throw either of you out of my class again, there will be trouble, is that understood”
“Yes Sir” the boys answered.
“Good, now get out of here”
Orli and Dom couldn’t get away from him quick enough. They both locked arms and followed Billy and Miranda to Woodwork.
TBC