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Category:
Lord of the Rings Movies › General › Lord of the Ring Stars
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,422
Reviews:
3
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
This is work of fiction! I do not know the celebrity(ies) I am writing about, and I do not profit from these writings.
Snoop
Not even true. I very much wish it were. Believe me, I do.
Snoop.
By Sonja (limey_sugar@yahoo.co.uk)
Dominic Monaghan/Orlando Bloom
R
BAD!FIC alert! BAD!FIC alert! BAD!FIC alert!
__________
[pov: dom]
What have we here? Orlando really shouldn't leave his carry-all open like this. Someone could accidentally see what's inside.
Toothpaste, toothbrush, comb.
Oh, my. Euro-Boys. Interesting. Condoms. Lube. Oh, Orlando, you're a dirty boy.
__________
[pov: orlando]
Where the fuck? I know I packed it. I *think* I packed it. Now what the bloody hell am I supposed to read?
Who's knocking at my fucking door? Just want to have a quick wank and go to bed, God Damnit. "Yeah?"
"Hey, Orli? 'S Dom. Can I come in?"
Sure, why the hell not? "Come on in, mate."
He's got his hands behind his back. Oh, *shit*.
"Looking for this?" Fuck. Fuck.
". . ." I have no idea what to say. None.
"It *is* yours, isn't it?"
__________
[pov: dom]
"What were you doing looking through my things?" He's sort of pissed off, I think.
"Your bag was open-"
"It was on the *bottom*, Dominic." Oh, yes. He's angry. Good. I want to ask him if *he's* on the bottom. If he likes to fuck or be fucked.
"I never knew, Orli. All this time we've been here together, and I never knew."
"Well, now you do. Go ahead. Say it."
"Say what, Orlando?" Say that if I'd known before, we could have been fucking like rabbits?
__________
[pov: orlando]
He's not calling me Queer. He's walking toward my bed though. Hell, maybe he's gonna hit me.
No, he's going to *kiss* me. Oh, Jesus Christ. Sweet-motherfucking-Jesus-Christ. He tastes good.
"Mmm . . ." is all of his name I can get out.
Oh. His hand is. There.
"I want to fuck you Orlando. Do dirty things to you."
"Yes, Dom. Fuck me, Dom."
__________
[pov: dom]
"How do you want it?"
"Hard."
"How hard?" Tell me, baby. Tell me how hard you fucking want it.
"Hurt me."
Snoop.
By Sonja (limey_sugar@yahoo.co.uk)
Dominic Monaghan/Orlando Bloom
R
BAD!FIC alert! BAD!FIC alert! BAD!FIC alert!
__________
[pov: dom]
What have we here? Orlando really shouldn't leave his carry-all open like this. Someone could accidentally see what's inside.
Toothpaste, toothbrush, comb.
Oh, my. Euro-Boys. Interesting. Condoms. Lube. Oh, Orlando, you're a dirty boy.
__________
[pov: orlando]
Where the fuck? I know I packed it. I *think* I packed it. Now what the bloody hell am I supposed to read?
Who's knocking at my fucking door? Just want to have a quick wank and go to bed, God Damnit. "Yeah?"
"Hey, Orli? 'S Dom. Can I come in?"
Sure, why the hell not? "Come on in, mate."
He's got his hands behind his back. Oh, *shit*.
"Looking for this?" Fuck. Fuck.
". . ." I have no idea what to say. None.
"It *is* yours, isn't it?"
__________
[pov: dom]
"What were you doing looking through my things?" He's sort of pissed off, I think.
"Your bag was open-"
"It was on the *bottom*, Dominic." Oh, yes. He's angry. Good. I want to ask him if *he's* on the bottom. If he likes to fuck or be fucked.
"I never knew, Orli. All this time we've been here together, and I never knew."
"Well, now you do. Go ahead. Say it."
"Say what, Orlando?" Say that if I'd known before, we could have been fucking like rabbits?
__________
[pov: orlando]
He's not calling me Queer. He's walking toward my bed though. Hell, maybe he's gonna hit me.
No, he's going to *kiss* me. Oh, Jesus Christ. Sweet-motherfucking-Jesus-Christ. He tastes good.
"Mmm . . ." is all of his name I can get out.
Oh. His hand is. There.
"I want to fuck you Orlando. Do dirty things to you."
"Yes, Dom. Fuck me, Dom."
__________
[pov: dom]
"How do you want it?"
"Hard."
"How hard?" Tell me, baby. Tell me how hard you fucking want it.
"Hurt me."