Ficlet: Crossword
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Lord of the Rings Movies › General › Lord of the Ring Stars
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,020
Reviews:
2
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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This is work of fiction! I do not know the celebrity(ies) I am writing about, and I do not profit from these writings.
Ficlet: Crossword
So not true. And very stupid. Silly shit I thought up and had to share.
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-Crossword-
"What's a nine-letter word for "˜din'?" Dominic was seated at the kitchen table, Sunday paper spread out in front of him.
"Cacophony."
"How the fucking hell do you know that?"
"I'm not stupid, you wanker," Orlando answered from the lounge. Then, at length added, "They had the same clue in last week's paper."
"Thought it must be something like that. That's not something people just know." Dominic thought for a moment. "Wait- how did you know the answer *last* week?"
"I asked Viggo." Orlando made his way inhe khe kitchen and poured himself another cup of tea. "Viggo knows all sorts of stupid shit like that."
"Yeah, Viggo. Hmm."
"What's that? Do I hear a faint longing in your voice, Dominic Monaghan?" Orlando sat across from Dominic and reached for the sports page. "Does our little Dommie have a crush on Viggo?"
"No, I bloody well don't have a crush on Viggo," Dominic answered back in a mocking tone. "Faint longiy ary arse. Who are you, anyway?"
"A pohhhh-et."
"I think you should leave the poet-ing to Viggo."
"Viggo. Oh, Viggo. Dommie looooves Viggo!" Orlando got up from his chair and began to twirl about the kitchen. "Dommie and Viggo, sitting in a tree. F-U-C-K-I-N-G!"
"Immature, that's what you are! Now get out of my kitchen and go pester someone else! I've got things to do."
"Oh, come on, Dommie. I know you don't love Viggo."
"That's ri-"
"Cos you love me."
"I. . .I do not."
"Then why are you blushing?" Orlando moved around the table to stand next to Dominic. "You're red as a tomato, mate."
"Orli," Dominic managed, "I have things to do today. I think you should leave now."
~END
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-Crossword-
"What's a nine-letter word for "˜din'?" Dominic was seated at the kitchen table, Sunday paper spread out in front of him.
"Cacophony."
"How the fucking hell do you know that?"
"I'm not stupid, you wanker," Orlando answered from the lounge. Then, at length added, "They had the same clue in last week's paper."
"Thought it must be something like that. That's not something people just know." Dominic thought for a moment. "Wait- how did you know the answer *last* week?"
"I asked Viggo." Orlando made his way inhe khe kitchen and poured himself another cup of tea. "Viggo knows all sorts of stupid shit like that."
"Yeah, Viggo. Hmm."
"What's that? Do I hear a faint longing in your voice, Dominic Monaghan?" Orlando sat across from Dominic and reached for the sports page. "Does our little Dommie have a crush on Viggo?"
"No, I bloody well don't have a crush on Viggo," Dominic answered back in a mocking tone. "Faint longiy ary arse. Who are you, anyway?"
"A pohhhh-et."
"I think you should leave the poet-ing to Viggo."
"Viggo. Oh, Viggo. Dommie looooves Viggo!" Orlando got up from his chair and began to twirl about the kitchen. "Dommie and Viggo, sitting in a tree. F-U-C-K-I-N-G!"
"Immature, that's what you are! Now get out of my kitchen and go pester someone else! I've got things to do."
"Oh, come on, Dommie. I know you don't love Viggo."
"That's ri-"
"Cos you love me."
"I. . .I do not."
"Then why are you blushing?" Orlando moved around the table to stand next to Dominic. "You're red as a tomato, mate."
"Orli," Dominic managed, "I have things to do today. I think you should leave now."
~END