Blog Demon Sex
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+Third Age › Slash - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult
Chapters:
1
Views:
3,417
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Category:
+Third Age › Slash - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult
Chapters:
1
Views:
3,417
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own the Lord of the Rings nor any characters from it. This is fan fiction, and I do not make any money with it.
Blog Demon Sex
A/N: Spam machines come up with funny combinations of "hot" words to catch your attention and get them to open your emails. I came across one that said "BLOG DEMON SEX" and regarded it as a plot bunny, and a challenge. Enjoy.
On to the story: ------------------------------------------------------------
OMG you guys,
soooo embarrassed! Met this totally hot guy in a mine, I mean, he was steaming. LOL! Found a convenient excuse to nip off with him, told my friends not to wait for me. Had the hottest sex of my life, with a cat o'nine and everything, lasted nearly forever.
But then he jizzes all over me, and now I'm all white! OMG you guys, I just can't wash this demon jizz out of my robe! Have to find a really good excuse next time I see my friends, or they'll find out that I had a shag behind their backs.
Guess I'll be "Gandalf the white" from now on. Crap.
Good night, everyone! XOXO
On to the story: ------------------------------------------------------------
OMG you guys,
soooo embarrassed! Met this totally hot guy in a mine, I mean, he was steaming. LOL! Found a convenient excuse to nip off with him, told my friends not to wait for me. Had the hottest sex of my life, with a cat o'nine and everything, lasted nearly forever.
But then he jizzes all over me, and now I'm all white! OMG you guys, I just can't wash this demon jizz out of my robe! Have to find a really good excuse next time I see my friends, or they'll find out that I had a shag behind their backs.
Guess I'll be "Gandalf the white" from now on. Crap.
Good night, everyone! XOXO