The Peep Show

The Peep Show
By Haldirsbaby
Rated: NC-17 or M
Pairings: Erester/OFC/OFC, OFC/Haldir
Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Legolas, Orophin, Rumil
Timeline: Modern times, Time warped to Rivendell
Location: Rivendell
Genre: Romance, Humor
Warnings: AU, This is a Mary Sue deal with it. Some sexual implications and mild description, bad language, and a little bit of fiery personality.
Disclaimer: I do not own LOTR. All characters from Tolkien's LOTR are owned by Tolkien alone. However I do wish Haldir was mine. All OFCs are mine. No money being made from this work of fiction.
Spoilers: Haldir is not dead.
Summary: See what happens when a girl from the future gets an eyeful of elven naughtiness and finds herself in a romance of her own.

Note: This story is a fic that could bring on a prequel. Let me know what you think. Enjoy.


Erin came out on to the Terrace over looking Lord Elrond's personal gardens. The sight before her was one that heightened her curiosity.

Five male elves, three blondes and two brunettes, stood on their tip toes looking way over the banister of the terrace looking intently down into the garden. Their eyes fixed, liked children with their noses to the candy store window, staring at something. She smiled knowing it had to be something really good.

She walked up behind them and said to them, “What in the hell are you guys looking at?”

As if on cue, all five stood up to abruptly turn around, put fingers to their mouths to shush her. Standing far enough in front of them, each had huge bulges in the front of their britches. Her gaze met each of them equally. They all realized where her gaze was at. Four of them quickly covered the bulges with their hands but one did not... Rumil. He stood there with a very big grin on his face. Erin saw the grin and giggled.

“So what in the hell caused those huge bulges?” she said with a jesting grin on her face. Suddenly out of the blue came a loud moan that sounded strained. This peeked her curiosity further.

None of them seem to want to answer her. Rumil turned slightly to his left and pointed out into the garden. Erin walked over to the banister leaned over as far as she could and gasped at what she saw. Two Elves were on the ground in a very compromising position. Erin's mouth shot open in shock. Her eyes were glued to the sight on the ground. She had never seen such a brazen public display of self expression before and it down right intrigued her.

Her head shot to her left and rested on Haldir's two brothers and then back to Elrond's sons and Mirkwood's prince. She stuttered in a whisper, “Is that who I think it is?” She was shocked. The elf on the ground with the elleth resembled on she studied elven history with everyday. Erester.

Elladan looked at her and shook his head, “Yes it is, lirimaer.”

Erin shook her head and then looked on at the display. The two elves had changed their position again groaning and moaning with each thrust. Erin was amazed. She whispered again, “I thought-” she stopped and looked a little confused, “I thought he was gay. Who is that he is with.”

Elrohir looked at her and then let out a small laugh, “No he is not as you can clearly see. I think is it is the kitchen maid, Alasse.”

Erin watched as the couple began to thrust harder and in perfect rhythm. The height of the thrusts was simply phenominal and she was amazed at the stamina that elves possessed. She said out loud to no in particular, “ You go Erester. Now just a little higher!” She had been with men before, but only a few, and had never sampled the elves of Middle Earth. It made her want it too. 'Wow, that looks so fun' she thought to herself. She giggled softly as did those with her. None of them ever thought that Erester would do this out in the open where anyone could see them.

They all gasped when the next thing happened. Erester quickly stood up with the elleth still joined with him and began to thrust while standing up. This elf was good. She looked at the others with her and smiled. “Man that looks interesting, any of you want to try that with me?” she asked with a raised brow. She looked at each hoping one would say an answer. “What no takers? I have never been with an elf before. That looked fun.”

Orophin looked at her and said quietly, “ Sorry, lirimaer, but I look at you like a little sister. I would not feel right.”

She looked at Rumil, who only grinned from ear to ear, “ Sorry, but I feel the same way. Too weird for me to do that with a sworn sister.”

Her eyes shot to the twins. Elladan spoke to her on his and his brothers behalf, “You are like our sister, after all our father somewhat adopted you.”

“What about you Leggy? Care to take me on?” she said hoping for a 'yes' from him.

“I cannot do it. You are my friend and I cannot bring myself to do it.” he said honestly.

“Well fine I guess I will just have to find someone that will.” she said looking back down into the garden. The lovers were now back to lying on the ground. This time the elleth was on top. Erin watched as Erester thrust upward and became aroused at seeing the height he was bringing the female up. Then a thought hit her, “How about Haldir?” she said, then retracted it, “Nope that won't happen. He hates me.”

“No he does not.” Rumil said absently minded.

Erin's head shot into his direction, he had said it with his eyes still locked on the scene below. “What do you mean by that?” she asked raising a brow of curiosity.

Rumil looked at Erin. “He does not hate you, in fact I think he likes you a lot. He only speaks good things about you.” she smiled and thought on it.

About that time Orophin pointed to the other side of the garden. Erin shot out of her thought as everyone turned their heads to where he pointed. Out of the path came another elleth with flowing golden brown hair. Everyone watched as she approached the couple who had only stopped long enough to invite her into their little peep show. The new elleth began to kiss the other elleth and then Erester. 'Wow' Erin thought 'this is interesting.' Suddenly the new female started to strip down. The males standing beside her gasped at the new elleth's beauty. Erester and first elleth began to kiss this mysterious one.

“Who in the hell is the second one?” Erin whisper wanting to know.

“Oh that is Nostariel. She is a handmaiden to Arwen and has had a secret love for Glorfindel for a millennia.” Elrohir said bluntly.

“She loves someone else and is doing this with Erester? That is fucked up.” Erin said not understanding.

“She is a shy one and has never had the nerve to tell Glorfindel how she feels.” Elladan said.

Erin shot her head in his direction and looked at him with an 'DUH!' look. “Well apparently she is not too shy to be doing this with them two.” They all snickered at her reaction. None could deny she was right.

The three, now lovers, were going at it like a fever. Nostarial was now riding Erester, while Alasse was being orally pleasured by Erester. Alasse was facing Nostariel and kissing and touching her all over. Erin could not believe her eyes. The sight of the two females touching and kissing was making her sick. The elves beside her started to harden in their britches even more. Erin noticed this on all of them cause she could tell they were enjoying the view. “Oh my Fucking God, you guys! Don't tell me you are into this? Two girls touching and kissing, I mean that is just...EWWW!” Erin said disgusted. She turned around and saw Haldir standing there leaning against the door that came out onto the terrace. His arms crossed his chest.

Her gaze met his and he just looked at all them and shook his head in disbelief. “AHEM” he said faking to clear his throat. All of the others stood around quickly feeling as though they were in deep doo doo. Erin froze. “What are all of you doing?” Haldir said looking at each of them then back to Erin. 'God why does he always look at me like I did something wrong? She thought to herself.

The elves stood there silent with their hands hiding their obvious arousal. Erin looked at them to see if anyone would answer him. They did not. So she knew she would have to. She just turned slightly and pointed over the edge of the banister. Haldir looked at her not understanding. Then moaning from all three lovers sounded from below. Haldir's eyes widened and he stalked over to the banister and looked down to the garden. “MMMMM I see now.” he said with a smile that shone bright on his beautiful face. “I did not think Erester had it in him.”

Erin came up beside Haldir and stood there watching the X-rated peep show. Erester had a female on her knees pounding her while the other was standing allowing him to pay special attention to her breasts. Erin looked on and thought what it would be like to have all the attention paid to her. The thought aroused her. Her thought on elven stamina and finding someone to do it came back. She knew Legolas, the twins and Haldir's brothers would not do it but wondered if by chance Haldir would.

She looked at him in wonder. His eyes were glued to the sight of the little show going on below. A smile playing across his face told her that he was enjoying it. Erin looked him up and down. A bulge was not clearly fixed at his crotch. She started to get really naughty thoughts at that moment, but was interrupted as the moans got louder. “How long has this been going on?” Haldir asked looking at all them one by one.

“For nearly two hours, the second elleth has only been in the picture for few minutes though.” Orophin said.

“Really? This is interesting.” Haldir said looking at Erin. “ I am surprised you have been watching this Erin.”

“Well imagine my surprise when I found all these perverts out here watching Erester get it on with the blonde girl. Then when the Second one came along, It started to make me sick. That is why I turned around.” she said not looking at he scene anymore.

“Don't forget to ask him what you asked us.” Rumil said looking at her then to his older brother.

“Shut up you sick dumb ass.” she said snapping at him.

“Oh and what did she ask you guys?” Haldir said looking at Erin then to the others.

“She asked us which one of us would be willing to try a move that Erester did to Alasse earlier.” Legolas said smiling mischievously.

“Legolas, you traitor. I am telling your daddy on you.” she shot back feeling her cheeks burning hot.

“Really? How did all of you answer?” Haldir asked bringing his gaze upon her and smiling.

“All of us told her we could not do it cause of how much she seems like a sister.” Orophin said. Now Erin felt like she was in trouble and being ganged up on.

Haldir looked at her with eyes that spoke something she had never truly had. Hunger and need. “So tell me what did she say after that?” Haldir asked now looking at the Twins.

“She said she was going to have to find someone that would.” Elladan said smiling, knowing that this turn in conversation was embarrassing her. Her color in her cheeks spoke the whole story.

“Will all your dunderheads just shut up!” she said looking at the ground. How could they do this to her.

“What is the matter, Erin? Why so embarrassed?” Haldir said with laughter in his voice.

“I am not embarrassed.” she said denying it.

“Yes you are, your cheeks tell us differently” Orophin said chuckling.

“So what was this position she wanted to try?” Haldir asked curiously looking at the others.

Elrohir leaned over and whispered in his ear. Haldir smiled then began to chuckle a little. His gaze was now fixed on Erin fully. She felt humiliated and her anger was rising.

“Will all of you stop teasing me.” she said hotly.

“We are not teasing. Just helping.” Legolas said.

“No this is teasing and is not right.” she said feeling as if tears would fall.

“So can you fine elven warriors tell me who she suggested on trying to get to perform that little act with her?” Haldir asked almost as if he knew what she had thought.

None of the others said a word but the moaning and groaning soon turned into cries of release from the three in the garden. Erin looked at Haldir and said nothing.

“She thought of you, but said you would not dare. That you hated her.” Elrohir said adding in his two cents worth.

“Is that true, Erin.” Haldir asked with a look of concern on his face.

“Is what true?” she shot back.

“That you think I hate you.” he said looking a little hurt.

“Yes that is what I think.” she said flatly. She knew she was caught. Truth was she had crush on him since him and his brothers arrived a few weeks prior.

The twins, Haldir's brothers, and Legolas looked at them then to each other. All made the silent agreement it was time to leave. They left but did not go far just walked around the corner.

Erin stood there looking at the her feet. She saw two booted feet come to a stop in front of her. Her heart fluttered wildly in her chest. Erin felt like a whipped pup at that moment. Even a little scared. She felt her head being tilted to look at him.

Clear deep blue eyes meet her green ones. He had a look that was sad. Softly he spoke, “ Erin I do not hate you. Far from it.”

She felt herself tremble at his admission. He looked at her intensely. Her heart still was fluttering in her chest. What should she do now was all she thought of. She backed away a little feeling somewhat surprised. He walked toward and grabbing her arms gently stopping her from moving.

“Erin, why are you backing away from me? I will not hurt you” he said seductively.

“You are a little too close. I'm not used to someone being like that.” she said honestly.

“Oh I see you are a virgin?” he said acting like he knew already.

“No I am not. I have had others” she admitted.

“Men, but not an elf. So in a way you are a virgin.” he said moving his head closer to hers. She could feel his breath on her face. His smell intoxicated her. It was woodsy and very male. She closed her eyes knowing what he was going to do. “Erin, if you wanted someone to love you, all you had to do was ask me. I would not have hesitated.” His brought his lips to hers.

The kiss started slowly and then gained urgency as he ran his tongue along her bottom lip wanting access. It was granted. As he deepened the kiss, Erin wrapped her arms around his neck bringing him closer to her. She felt as he ran his hands down her back to her hips and then pulled her closer to him. Their tongues mated in a dance of desire between them. He backed her up against the wall. She was trapped but did not care. He wanted her this she could feel.

He soon broke the kiss. Panting he whispered, “Erin, I love you. I need you.”

Her heart skipped a beat. She had always wanted to hear someone say that to her. She looked up into his eyes, “I Love you too. I need you.” She ran her hands through his hair and then pulled him in for another passionate kiss. They pulled apart for a moment.

“How about you and I go to my bedchamber and try out that position you wanted to try earlier?” he said smiling at her brushing a hair from her face.

“ I thought you would never ask, lets make sure the drapes are pulled tight.” she said smiling back at him. All she knew is that she did not want to have an audience.

“Alright will do.” he said. He held onto her tightly as they walked. Kissing her neck and putting his hands on her ass the whole way there.

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Meanwhile, the naughty elves around the corner heard what had transpired. But not what Erin had told Haldir.

The twins looked at the others and said together, “ Hey looks like we might get to see some good entertainment.”

The others looked at each other and made their way to the window at Haldir's chamber. When they arrived there they were disappointed to see that the drapes were drawn tight. But they could clearly hear what was going on inside.

Haldir's brothers looked at the others. “ Well we may not get to see them, but hearing them is not going to be a problem.” They said together.

The End
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N/A: The name of Nostariel was gotten from The Arwen Undomiel site on the net. In english it translate as 'Alicia' meaning Noble Birth.