Bundle of Joy

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Summary: Legolas is with Elrohir and Elladan, has been for nearly twenty years. Now he is acting weird and the twins have no idea what to do about it. Mpreg, Slash.


It was just another typically normal day in Rivendale, the sun was shining down onto the many elves that visited the gardens to see such a sight. Elladan and Elrohir, freshly back from their overnight patrol, were standing in the gardens smiling up at the sun, welcoming it as a good respite from the darkness that is spreading across middle earth. Glancing around the gathered elves Elrohir frowned confused. Nudging his brother he motioned with his head for him to look around the gathered elves “Where’s Legolas?” He queried.

Elladan looked around and noticed that Elrohir was right, Legolas wasn’t here. “That’s odd.” He spoke trying to keep the worry out of his voice, obviously his attempt didn’t work as Elrohir looked to him and began to panic. Swivelling around the pair both headed to the chamber that they shared with their bonded. By the time that they entered the last homely house they were in full on panic mode. It’s strange Elladan mused We can walk into battles with suicidal odds and not blink an eye, but with the prospect of something being wrong with Legolas they both become inconsolable. entering the house they met Elrond, Erestor, Aragorn, Arwen and King Thranduil, all of whom look as if they were heading out into the gardens.

Once taking in the distressed state of the pair all were immediately on high alert. “What is wrong, my sons?” Elrond asked walking swiftly over to them and placing a comforting hand on one of their shoulders.

“It’s Legolas…” Elladan started.

“What about Legolas?” Thranduil interrupted, as usual being overprotective of his youngest son.

“That we do not know your majesty. He was not out in the courtyard or the gardens enjoying the sun…” that was all that Elrohir had to say. All those present knew that Legolas was always up with the sun and would sit in the gardens all morning, often missing breakfast. The same could be said about the days when the twins are off on a patrol he would be there before the sun rose listening for signs of their return. This is the first time that he hasn’t followed this routine, and it had everybody worried.

Now all of them turned on their heel and rushed to their chamber. Elladan and Elrohir took the lead, flanked by an anxious Thranduil and Elrond, the others trailing behind. What they found when they got there was not what they expected.

They expected something terrible to have befallen the prince to make him miss meeting his returning lovers. What they did NOT expect was to find the prince fast asleep on one of the chairs in front of the now lifeless fire.

Everybody smiled at the scene in front of them, there was Legolas, the youngest elf of all those gathered, curled up in a ball, breathing deeply without a care in the world. The smiles soon turned back into worried frowns when all realised the sickening truth.

His eyes were closed.

This is not unusual for the races of middle earth, but Elves sleep with their eyes open. Elrond rushed over to the prince and started checking him over. In his experience as the prince’s healer he knows that the only time that he sleeps with his eyes closed is when he is near mando’s hall.

Elladan and Elrohir, stood statue like at the door, staring at the scene in front of them. They were terrified!! Legolas is one of the strongest elves that they know, and now something has befallen him that they could not prevent, they felt like failures. Aragorn nudged them from behind to get them moving further into the room and stop blocking their entrance, this snapped them out of their thoughts. Rushing forwards they stood at either side of Legolas and watched their fathers progress.

They stayed like that for a while, Elladan and Elrohir either side of Legolas, Elrond in front and Thranduil behind Elrond looking on with anxious eyes, and Aragorn comforting Arwen at the door to the room. After a few minutes Elrond looked to his eldest. “Elladan, move him onto the bed, be careful and make sure that he is going to be comfortable.” He then looked at Elrohir. “Elrohir, I am going to need you to help me look him over…can you do that…”

Elrohir just looked up to his father and then nodded, still in shock, What could have done this to him? He wondered to himself as he stood giving Elladan room to move their lover.

Elladan leant down and placed an arm under the Prince’s legs and one behind his back. Once there he slowly lifted him until he was in his arms in a bridal carry. Everyone smiled when in his sleep Legolas sighed and shifted his head so that his head was tucked into Elladan’s chest. In response Elladan held him closer as he shifted towards the bed. When he reached the side of the bed he gently lowered his lover down onto it. Once Legolas was safely positioned Elladan was shooed away from the bed by his father and Elrohir approached behind him.

It was merely ten minutes later when Elrond did something strange. Throughout his observation of the prince he kept checking for fever and running his hand over him checking for any wounds, but when he came to his stomach he stopped.

Frowning slightly Elrond began to place gentle pressure on the princes stomach, looking as if he was searching for something. Then strangely he smiled.

Smiled!!

Elladan and Elrohir looked on aghast. “ADA!” They screamed in unison. “Our bonded is lying with his eyes closed, we are worried sick about him and you are SMILING!!”

Elrond just looked up to them and answered “I am smiling because I understand what has happened to make him so tired now.”

“What is it that ails him father?” Elrohir, the healer of the pair spoke.

“Nothing ails him my sons, there is no need to worry.” He said as he stood up and looked at all the confused faces in the room, minus Legolas who was still sleeping. “His body is merely going through some quite…shocking…strange…changes at the moment.” He answered still smiling.

“What?” Elladan and Elrohir spoke in unison.

“He’s pregnant.”


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Elrond looked around the room in amusement, after his bombshell everyone’s mouth dropped simultaneously.

“He’s…he’s…what?” Elladan muttered after a while.

“Pregnant?” Elrond answered again. It was not exactly common for male elves to bear children, but it was very rare, so rare infact that every male elf that was able to conceive was considered a valuable commodity for the families, a tool to help them climb the social ladder. It also made them a target of many slaves of the dark lord, anything birthed by something as rare as a male elf would be given an honourable role in the armies of Sauron or Saruman. It was lucky that Legolas’s secret was found out by those that care for him otherwise he, as a prince, may have been captured and given to the dark lord himself in order to procreate. He shuddered at that thought. Glancing around the room he noticed that everyone seemed to shudder at the same time…obviously having the same thoughts as he did.

Elladan and Elrohir looked to each other each having the same thoughts. ‘We are going to be Ada’s.’ With that they both beamed, a smile spread across both of their faces and they looked towards the bed where Legolas was and then they frowned. “Ada?” Elladan questioned hesitantly.

“Yes my son.” Elrond answered cheerily at being an At’adar.

“Why is this pregnancy effecting him so…is this common?” Elrohir continued his brothers line of questioning.

“To be honest my son, I do not know. Pregnancies vary for everyone, whether they are male or female, all that we can do is keep an eye on him, under no circumstances is he to be left alone in-case a problem arises. I will not lie to you my sons, male pregnancies are very difficult and dangerous. There could be times when he is fine, but then again there could be times when he is not. We will just have to take this day by day.”

The twins nodded dumbly and then moved forwards to attempt to rouse their loved one. Elladan brushed his hair from his face while Elrohir held his hand and peppered it with kisses. “Come on my love…rise and enjoy the day.”

To the surprise of everyone Legolas moaned and his head moved slightly to the side.

“That’s it sweetheart…open those pretty little eyes for us.” They whispered in sync.

After a couple of attempts Legolas’s eyes opened and he looked sleepily up into the twins faces. He smiled brightly at seeing them there with them and then frowned.

Elladan and Elrohir looked on panicked. “What’s wrong my love?” Elrohir asked as he raised the hand that he was holding back to his mouth to place more kisses on them.

“I missed your return.” He muttered as his gaze flickered between their faces, looking for forgiveness.

The occupants of the room laughed and then Elladan said “Not to worry my prince.”

“it matters not. All that matters is that we are back now and we don’t have to leave again for a long while.” Legolas smiled at these words and then began to sit up. He was slightly shocked when both the twins went to aid him, with Elladan raising him up and Elrohir sliding in behind him so that his back was nestled into the younger twins chest.

Legolas looked at both twins with confusion and then noticed the other occupants of the room. Elrond and Thranduil were standing side by side smiling at the trio on the bed and Aragorn was standing in the doorway holding onto a teary eyed Arwen, who looked like she would fall bonlessly to the floor if Aragorn let her go.

He looks at the rooms occupants again with narrowed eyes. “What’s going on?” He asked.

Elladan was the one who spoke first “We have some good news love.” As he was saying this he shifted in the bed so that he was sitting facing the two that he loved the most. He began to run his hand through Legolas’s hair while Elrohir took his lead and began to do the same with his hair on the other side. None of them noticed that Elrond, not so subtly, herded the rest of the family out of the room.

Legolas looked at him confused and then shifted around on the bed until he could see Elrohir’s face from where he was perched behind him. Neither gaze held the answers that he was looking for so he silently stood from the bed so that he could face them both at the same time, trying to ignore the feeling of dizziness that rose through him.

“What is it?” He asked anxiously, confused as to the twins’ behaviour.

Both twins looked at him at the same time and muttered “You are pregnant.”

Legolas’s mouth dropped open in shock and his eyes became as wide as saucers.
His immediate thoughts were that ‘they were wrong…there is no way that I could possible be prenant…I mean…OH MY GOD!!! I AM PREGNANT!!’

With those thoughts on his mind the prince of mirkwood promptly fell to the floor in a heap, unconscious and oblivious to the scared and pleading voices of his lovers.


A/N
so is this any good or not....
please review and I apologise for my rubbish spelling!!