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Play-Elf Mansion

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Play-Elf Mansion

Title: Play-Elf Mansion
Author: Darkness_grows - angelfire_moongod@yahoo.com
Rating: NC-17
Pairing:. Glorfindel/Erestor
Summary: Come on a visit to Play-Elf Mansion.


Welcome to Play-Elf Mansion. I am Angelfire and I will be showing you around today.

First thing is there anyone under the age of 18 here. Yes, will I’m sorry mansion rules state that no one under the age of 18 is allowed. If you will please follow own head of security to the front gate.

Thank you, Glorfindel.

Ok now that that is taking care of lets move on. Let me introduce you to our chauffeur Thranduil. He is a little arrogant but don’t let that stop you from getting to know him. A word of warning, he does like shiny things so please check to make sure you still have all of your shiny bobbles. Feel free to search him when ever to see if he as any of your bobbles. Ok so on with the tour. As you walk into the mansion you will see the grand hall. We ask that no research be done in the grand hall. As you look to you left you will see my office. Looking inside you will see my assistant, Erestor. Ok just to warn you Erestor belongs to Glorfindel so if you need to do research with another elf and Erestor I would suggest that you find a way of distracting Glorfindel. We find that cheesecake and the cabana boys, Elrohir and Elladan help. Out by the pool you will find the cabana boys lying out. Yes they do lay out naked. It is a wonderful sight. Over there is our talented musician Lindir playing softly. Feel free to suggest anything for him to play he is quite talented with his mouth. You will notice stairs leading up feel free to use them to get to our many theme rooms. I will show you them in a minute right now I would like to show you our main research room. Right this way if you please.

Oh thank you Elrohir for the drink. Does anyone else want *anything* from Elrohir?

No! Ok then please come this way.

Legolas how are you today?

Ladies Legolas is our resident masseuse. If you are in need of his services please just ask. Ok here is the main research room. You will find all the equipment you need in here. We do ask that if you remove a camcorder for your research that you do replace it. I find that recording your research very helpful later. If you do any research papers or documentation you can feel free to send it in for our readers of play-elf magazine. Ok before we visit the upstairs theme room do we have any questions? Yes you in the back. What the silver headed elves? Yes that is part of our security team. Their names or Haldir, Orophin and Rúmil. We do ask that if you do any research with the masseuse Legolas in a pink tutu please keep it in a room. We had a problem once with that, the cabana boys, the security team, and a puddle of mud. Was fun to watch but when the guest started jumping in to *help* we had to put a stop to it.

Ok just a few people you should now about Elrond is our Accounting, and Celeborn is our Lawyer, he does have a way with words, but if you need his services he will more then likely be in Elrond’s office. Elrond likes to show off his new boas. I would knock first. Last time a guest just walked it she was shocked to see him in just a boas and need mouth to mouth from one of the cabana boys.

Ok lets move on right up these stairs please. Ladies this is our French maid Eowyn and our clothes designer Arwen. If you can not find the right outfit of your research please feel free to ask for Arwen’s help in that. Ok on the right is our harem room. I find this one a lot of fun with Legolas and the cabana boys. This one on your left is the BDSM room please feel free to have Haldir and his brothers in this room, they are a lot of fun. Now we do have 3 rooms with this theme, so please take turns if all three rooms are in use. Ok moving on. Farther down you will find the tutu and boa room. If you do not find any boas in that room please let Eowyn know and she will get them back from Elrond. Ok please have a look around and if there are any questions feel free to ask me. Thank you for visiting Play-Elf Mansion and I hope your stay here is all you wish it to be. There will be a cook out tonight by the pool and all resident elves will be attending. Until then please have fun.