Stinky the Troll
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Category:
Lord of the Rings Movies › Het - Male/Female
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,665
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own the Lord of the Rings book series and movie series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Stinky the Troll
Author's Notes:
Most women meet at least one troll in their livetime. One is enough!
in todays episode of as the stomach turns:
We find stinky the troll attempting to woo the fairy princess. Stinky wears blinders and so sees himself as a handsome prince. He saunters up scratching himself in obscene areas and picking his nose. He thinks he is being suave when he asks the princess,
"Hiya babe wanna do it? How many times? In what positions?"
The princess shudders in disgust but stinky thinks this means she's turned on so he continues.
"Ya know I've had 500,000,000 women, and they all wanted me bad!" he brags.
This is obviously a lie but stinky thinks it is believable. Stinky also has a poor grasp of english.
He thinks soul mate means catch of the day.
He gets confused about things like time and place, So if you say meet me here today, you will be lucky if he shows up anywhere close next week.
He presents the princess with a certificate
saying he is reasonably germ free, for a troll.
He thinks this is an enticement.
The fairy not wanting to hurt the poor dumb creature if she does not have to makes an attempt at shooing it off.
She tries to help him in his weak areas by saying:
"You know women prefer a guy who cleans up, gets a steady job and is dependable!"
All this goes right over the trolls head. He thinks, "Wow she really digs me!"
"After all I can be depended on to lie all the time so I am dependable.
I am studying the art of clubbing food so I have a job,
and I'll graduate in um..."
He tries to remember when as most trolls are bad with dates and the date has changed three dozen times.
Tune in next week for another episode of :As the stomach turns.
This weeks episode was brought to you by the makers of unsure.
Aren't you glad you are unsure? don't you wish everybody was?
Most women meet at least one troll in their livetime. One is enough!
in todays episode of as the stomach turns:
We find stinky the troll attempting to woo the fairy princess. Stinky wears blinders and so sees himself as a handsome prince. He saunters up scratching himself in obscene areas and picking his nose. He thinks he is being suave when he asks the princess,
"Hiya babe wanna do it? How many times? In what positions?"
The princess shudders in disgust but stinky thinks this means she's turned on so he continues.
"Ya know I've had 500,000,000 women, and they all wanted me bad!" he brags.
This is obviously a lie but stinky thinks it is believable. Stinky also has a poor grasp of english.
He thinks soul mate means catch of the day.
He gets confused about things like time and place, So if you say meet me here today, you will be lucky if he shows up anywhere close next week.
He presents the princess with a certificate
saying he is reasonably germ free, for a troll.
He thinks this is an enticement.
The fairy not wanting to hurt the poor dumb creature if she does not have to makes an attempt at shooing it off.
She tries to help him in his weak areas by saying:
"You know women prefer a guy who cleans up, gets a steady job and is dependable!"
All this goes right over the trolls head. He thinks, "Wow she really digs me!"
"After all I can be depended on to lie all the time so I am dependable.
I am studying the art of clubbing food so I have a job,
and I'll graduate in um..."
He tries to remember when as most trolls are bad with dates and the date has changed three dozen times.
Tune in next week for another episode of :As the stomach turns.
This weeks episode was brought to you by the makers of unsure.
Aren't you glad you are unsure? don't you wish everybody was?