Two Towers Parody
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Category:
-Multi-Age › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
16
Views:
934
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
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Currently Reading:
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I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Two Towers Parody
So we ran and a ran and ran for along time none stop for three days and three nights As I said before Aragron was a insane so we had to run.*
Gimli: Please Aragon can we rest?* says trying to catch his breath.
Aragron: NO you can't you soggie bellyed Jelly Donnut now Up two 3 run run! * says barking at Gimli's heals Gimli got quit annyoed and triped Aragron with his long handled ax. Aragron lands face flat on the ground.*
Legolas: Well this looks as good as any to take a breather.
Gimli: Aye Lad it dose * so he builds a fire and makes sausages Aragron lay with his head to the ground for along time probably sleeping I was not tired and could go on but Gimli needed rest.
Meanwhile
The two little Hobbits where driving the Orc Host Mad.
Pippin: Row Row Row your Boat!
Merry: Gentely Down the stream.
Pippin: Merryly Merryly Merrly.
Merry: Life is.....
Pippin: But!
Merry: A!
Pippin: DREAM!
Urck #1. AH stop that you Rats Toe hair! * he spat!*
Merry: would you like to hear another song then?
Urck #2."NO we wouldn't keep your yaps SHUT!
Merry: whats a Yap?
Pippin: I think a Yap is like a Nap?
Merry: Oh how can you keep a Nap Shut?
Urck #2. A YAP is your nasty mouth you two faced Rat!
Merry: But how can we breath if we keep our mouth shut?
Pippin: we could always breath through our noses.
Boss Urck: You two are asking for it! * says pointing a clawed finger in there face*
Pippin: I don't think we asked for anything do you Merry?
Merry: No I didn't ask for anyhing.
*All The Urck's Sigh."
Pippin: Smoke?
Merry: don't mind if i do. * They puff there pipes on the back of the Urcks who mubble on about this as they run.
Meanwhile
Sam and Frodo are walking around in cricles near a nasty Bog.
Sam: OH whats that stink Mr Frodo it smells like your feet when they are all sweaty only worse!Are your feet sweaty?
Frodo: "No Sam there not and it comes from a breeze before us." he says a little arched over as the ring was being heavey on him now.*
Sam: Alright Mr. Frodo but you do know it has been sometime since we had a proper Bath.
Frodo: You don't think I don't know that Sam, everyday I wish for a Bath to get none plus I am thirsty under fed Im a Hobbit who only gets to EAT a crumb of bread this isn't my idea of fun!* He says finally getting winded and sitting down on a rock.* Im hungry now what food have we got left?
Sam: *eyes Frodo nervesly then looks into his pack sitting down* well let me see aw Yes Lovely Lembes Bread and Marshmallows which would you like Mr Frodo?
Frodo: I'll have some Marshmallows please.*Says holding out his hand with a smile*
Sam: *gives Frodo two*
Frodo: Only two? *says eyeing them saddly.*
Sam: Well Mr. Frodo we have to save the food we have a long way to go yet.*Says chewing the marshmallow he popped into his mouth.* "Im not much for foren food this elvish stuff its not bad."
Frodo: "Nothing ever dampons your sprits dose it Sam?" *Frodo replies With his mouth full of marshmallows.
Sam: We will See Mr Frodo We will See.
Meanwhile.
The three of us Gimli Aragon and Myself all ran on trying to find the Hobbits.
Gimil: This is like hunting for a needle in a hay stack.
Legolas: I could find it.
Gimil: *Mutters,* "Elves."
Legolas: What about elves?
Gimli: "Only that there big headed vine legged long haired bright eyed sing a happy song Im perfact and better then you. Sit up in a tree and make fun of everyone else thats lower then them. Has big Feet can't stand to stay in the same clothes or risk missing one bath in there lives!"
Legolas: Oh well want me to tell you what I think about you dwarves then?
Gimli: Im Game!
Legolas: "Well Dwavers are Long bread Short smelling like Pigs run around under ground in the dark step on Bat dropings using it to slide around on the caves. Greedie little buggers with big noses.Who could carve a whole city out of Rock then leave it to death!Big Mouths with nothing to say Elf Lord Murder!"
Gimli: That was a good one.
Aragron: If you two are done I'd say we are getting closer.
Legolas: Aye we are I see them with my elven eyes turning Northeast going to Isgangard It looks like they are chaseing someone.*squints some* oh its Pippin that little tyke is making a trail for us to let us know he is alife.
Meanwhile
The Urck let Merry and Pippin run for awhile and Pippin always had trouble running in a stright line he ran out on the grass way off from the line, plus he thought he saw a Gaint mushroom and he was chaseing after it when in reality it was only Merry.
Merry: Pippin its Me Its Me Merry snap out of it.
Pippin: Your not going to fool me you Gaint talking mushroom come here I just want to eat you!
Merry: Help Me Help Pippin has gone Mad!
Pippin: *runs in zigzags around the place the Urcks are running after them and aren't really able to keep up as most of the Urcks have been eatting to much junk like Pizza skittles pop corn and drinking lots of pop so the Hobbits where much fast.*
Legolas: It looks like Pippin is trying to run away from the Urck sooner or later I think there is going to be a dog Pile tackle cause Pippin and Merry are making Good time.*He tells the others who can't believe I can see that far.*
Aragron: Thats amaseing now come we are going through the Land of Rhoan be carefull Men hear don't take kindly to strangers.* He says we leap down off the rocks and start to run through the planes of Rhoan.*
Gimli: Please Aragon can we rest?* says trying to catch his breath.
Aragron: NO you can't you soggie bellyed Jelly Donnut now Up two 3 run run! * says barking at Gimli's heals Gimli got quit annyoed and triped Aragron with his long handled ax. Aragron lands face flat on the ground.*
Legolas: Well this looks as good as any to take a breather.
Gimli: Aye Lad it dose * so he builds a fire and makes sausages Aragron lay with his head to the ground for along time probably sleeping I was not tired and could go on but Gimli needed rest.
Meanwhile
The two little Hobbits where driving the Orc Host Mad.
Pippin: Row Row Row your Boat!
Merry: Gentely Down the stream.
Pippin: Merryly Merryly Merrly.
Merry: Life is.....
Pippin: But!
Merry: A!
Pippin: DREAM!
Urck #1. AH stop that you Rats Toe hair! * he spat!*
Merry: would you like to hear another song then?
Urck #2."NO we wouldn't keep your yaps SHUT!
Merry: whats a Yap?
Pippin: I think a Yap is like a Nap?
Merry: Oh how can you keep a Nap Shut?
Urck #2. A YAP is your nasty mouth you two faced Rat!
Merry: But how can we breath if we keep our mouth shut?
Pippin: we could always breath through our noses.
Boss Urck: You two are asking for it! * says pointing a clawed finger in there face*
Pippin: I don't think we asked for anything do you Merry?
Merry: No I didn't ask for anyhing.
*All The Urck's Sigh."
Pippin: Smoke?
Merry: don't mind if i do. * They puff there pipes on the back of the Urcks who mubble on about this as they run.
Meanwhile
Sam and Frodo are walking around in cricles near a nasty Bog.
Sam: OH whats that stink Mr Frodo it smells like your feet when they are all sweaty only worse!Are your feet sweaty?
Frodo: "No Sam there not and it comes from a breeze before us." he says a little arched over as the ring was being heavey on him now.*
Sam: Alright Mr. Frodo but you do know it has been sometime since we had a proper Bath.
Frodo: You don't think I don't know that Sam, everyday I wish for a Bath to get none plus I am thirsty under fed Im a Hobbit who only gets to EAT a crumb of bread this isn't my idea of fun!* He says finally getting winded and sitting down on a rock.* Im hungry now what food have we got left?
Sam: *eyes Frodo nervesly then looks into his pack sitting down* well let me see aw Yes Lovely Lembes Bread and Marshmallows which would you like Mr Frodo?
Frodo: I'll have some Marshmallows please.*Says holding out his hand with a smile*
Sam: *gives Frodo two*
Frodo: Only two? *says eyeing them saddly.*
Sam: Well Mr. Frodo we have to save the food we have a long way to go yet.*Says chewing the marshmallow he popped into his mouth.* "Im not much for foren food this elvish stuff its not bad."
Frodo: "Nothing ever dampons your sprits dose it Sam?" *Frodo replies With his mouth full of marshmallows.
Sam: We will See Mr Frodo We will See.
Meanwhile.
The three of us Gimli Aragon and Myself all ran on trying to find the Hobbits.
Gimil: This is like hunting for a needle in a hay stack.
Legolas: I could find it.
Gimil: *Mutters,* "Elves."
Legolas: What about elves?
Gimli: "Only that there big headed vine legged long haired bright eyed sing a happy song Im perfact and better then you. Sit up in a tree and make fun of everyone else thats lower then them. Has big Feet can't stand to stay in the same clothes or risk missing one bath in there lives!"
Legolas: Oh well want me to tell you what I think about you dwarves then?
Gimli: Im Game!
Legolas: "Well Dwavers are Long bread Short smelling like Pigs run around under ground in the dark step on Bat dropings using it to slide around on the caves. Greedie little buggers with big noses.Who could carve a whole city out of Rock then leave it to death!Big Mouths with nothing to say Elf Lord Murder!"
Gimli: That was a good one.
Aragron: If you two are done I'd say we are getting closer.
Legolas: Aye we are I see them with my elven eyes turning Northeast going to Isgangard It looks like they are chaseing someone.*squints some* oh its Pippin that little tyke is making a trail for us to let us know he is alife.
Meanwhile
The Urck let Merry and Pippin run for awhile and Pippin always had trouble running in a stright line he ran out on the grass way off from the line, plus he thought he saw a Gaint mushroom and he was chaseing after it when in reality it was only Merry.
Merry: Pippin its Me Its Me Merry snap out of it.
Pippin: Your not going to fool me you Gaint talking mushroom come here I just want to eat you!
Merry: Help Me Help Pippin has gone Mad!
Pippin: *runs in zigzags around the place the Urcks are running after them and aren't really able to keep up as most of the Urcks have been eatting to much junk like Pizza skittles pop corn and drinking lots of pop so the Hobbits where much fast.*
Legolas: It looks like Pippin is trying to run away from the Urck sooner or later I think there is going to be a dog Pile tackle cause Pippin and Merry are making Good time.*He tells the others who can't believe I can see that far.*
Aragron: Thats amaseing now come we are going through the Land of Rhoan be carefull Men hear don't take kindly to strangers.* He says we leap down off the rocks and start to run through the planes of Rhoan.*