Lord Of The Rings Parody
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Category:
-Multi-Age › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
14
Views:
1,384
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Lord Of The Rings Parody
(No Slash just Funny I think, Also I don't own these Charatuers They are JRR Tolkien's Im just joining the Millions of others who write Parody's cause they are fun and I need to laugh) So Please Read on and Enjoy.......... (Warning this is also a Very Werid Story and might be funny or Scary read with care) (Spell Check can't help me, I am beyond help this is a story with humor in it and if you have none and only read fan fictions to see if people spell right then please don't read mine cause I spell probably as well as Sam Gamgee hehe but I love writeing stories and if people can look past that then will be good and if not oh well hehe maybe there will be some one out there who loves me for me I think so since I did get one vote :D) ( P.S. A Troll Didn't write these it was an Elf who tried to type in English and English is not his first lango so :P)
“The world has changed I feel it in the earth I smell it in the air (looks over at Merry and Pippin, Merry and Pippin: What?!) Much that once was is lost for none now live who remember it (Then who is telling the story if no one remembers?)
Galadriel: Hmm good question. Because I remember now much that is forgotten can be recalled. (Oh ok whatever) Galadriel: You messed my lines up who are you anyway you little punk?! *looks around*
Legolas: Its me Legolas and I’m taking over this story. (Steps into the light and some wind from a fan blows his golden hair from off set, he looks really good)
Galadriel: Why it’s a perfectly fine story the way it is.
Legolas: Yes Tolkien is a wonderful writer. I want to tell it Form my point of view since I was hardly in it in the movies.
Galadriel: Alright Legolas whatever makes you happy I’ll be back at home maybe Celeborn will give me a back rube ( she says and walks off set Legolas settles down in a nice comphy chair and starts to tell the tail from where Galadriel left off. ( Merry and Pippin from the green room watching on the monitor )
Merry: Great if Legolas tells it its going to be way longer then need to be.
Pippin: Which means it will take forever to get to you an me.
Merry: *sighs*
Pippin: Greenrooms are ugly.
Merry: Yeah, Pipe weed?
Pippin: "Thanks don’t mind if I do." (Back to LEGOLAS!)
Legolas: "So as I was saying...." There was a great battle fought on the slopes of Mount Doom. At one point the elves and men had to back away cause the orcs wouldn’t stop jumping up and down on the slope and shouting mean things at the Elves and Men.
Orc #1: "You Girly Elf shots like My Grandma hahahahaha," He laughs then an arrow from the Elf sticks in his eye Orc#1: "Ouch me poor eye" falls down dead As this orc falls down dead the rocks beneath there feet came lose they came rolling head over heals down the slope of mount doom taking out most of Saroun’s army.
Saroun: Watching from his living room window sighs as his own landscape takes out his army he looks over at his shiny ring Hanging on a huge chain on the wall. He picks it up sighing thinking should I or shouldn’t I “ I suppose if I want something done right I have to do it myself.” He says slipping the ring on his finger and grows now over 12 feet hitting his head on the cyleing Saroun: Ouch you made me do that on perpous you mean sissy elf!” Then for some strange reason he starts banging his head on the cyleing over and over again "Ouch ok Stop I’m sorry Stop!"
Legolas: "That’s what I thought" So anyways Saroun picks out his favorite mase that has spikes like tiger teeth and shark teeth and dinosaur teeth he also picks out his favorite pair of boots. With silver chains down the side he steps out on to his doorstep but not before hitting his head since the doorframe was 6 feet tall and now he is over 12 feet tall.
Saroun: "Enough with the head bashing!"
Legolas: *Snickers* "hehe"
Saroun: *Thinks Legolas is insane*
Legolas: Can hear what Saroun thinks
Saroun:*Shuts up*
*ANYWAYS!*
Legolas: So he walks to the slope where most of it had fallen away watching boulders bouncing off of his orcs and crushing them. While the Elves and Men stood by laughing. Saroun doesn’t think that is very nice so he plucks up enough courage and goes to step down but he was never a graceful Simi god and one of his chains had come under the heal of his boot and he came slipping down the slope crushing many elves and men and his mase also made pudding out of his army and the elves and men. Poor Gil-Glad was the on Saroun used to stand up with and Gil-Glad turned to white Ash.
Gil-Glad: OH MAN!
Legolas: "yeah No doubt" His Friend Mr King cause I forgot his name was standing near as well and as Saroun turned around he whacked him not meaning to and crushed him agents the rock wall.
“The world has changed I feel it in the earth I smell it in the air (looks over at Merry and Pippin, Merry and Pippin: What?!) Much that once was is lost for none now live who remember it (Then who is telling the story if no one remembers?)
Galadriel: Hmm good question. Because I remember now much that is forgotten can be recalled. (Oh ok whatever) Galadriel: You messed my lines up who are you anyway you little punk?! *looks around*
Legolas: Its me Legolas and I’m taking over this story. (Steps into the light and some wind from a fan blows his golden hair from off set, he looks really good)
Galadriel: Why it’s a perfectly fine story the way it is.
Legolas: Yes Tolkien is a wonderful writer. I want to tell it Form my point of view since I was hardly in it in the movies.
Galadriel: Alright Legolas whatever makes you happy I’ll be back at home maybe Celeborn will give me a back rube ( she says and walks off set Legolas settles down in a nice comphy chair and starts to tell the tail from where Galadriel left off. ( Merry and Pippin from the green room watching on the monitor )
Merry: Great if Legolas tells it its going to be way longer then need to be.
Pippin: Which means it will take forever to get to you an me.
Merry: *sighs*
Pippin: Greenrooms are ugly.
Merry: Yeah, Pipe weed?
Pippin: "Thanks don’t mind if I do." (Back to LEGOLAS!)
Legolas: "So as I was saying...." There was a great battle fought on the slopes of Mount Doom. At one point the elves and men had to back away cause the orcs wouldn’t stop jumping up and down on the slope and shouting mean things at the Elves and Men.
Orc #1: "You Girly Elf shots like My Grandma hahahahaha," He laughs then an arrow from the Elf sticks in his eye Orc#1: "Ouch me poor eye" falls down dead As this orc falls down dead the rocks beneath there feet came lose they came rolling head over heals down the slope of mount doom taking out most of Saroun’s army.
Saroun: Watching from his living room window sighs as his own landscape takes out his army he looks over at his shiny ring Hanging on a huge chain on the wall. He picks it up sighing thinking should I or shouldn’t I “ I suppose if I want something done right I have to do it myself.” He says slipping the ring on his finger and grows now over 12 feet hitting his head on the cyleing Saroun: Ouch you made me do that on perpous you mean sissy elf!” Then for some strange reason he starts banging his head on the cyleing over and over again "Ouch ok Stop I’m sorry Stop!"
Legolas: "That’s what I thought" So anyways Saroun picks out his favorite mase that has spikes like tiger teeth and shark teeth and dinosaur teeth he also picks out his favorite pair of boots. With silver chains down the side he steps out on to his doorstep but not before hitting his head since the doorframe was 6 feet tall and now he is over 12 feet tall.
Saroun: "Enough with the head bashing!"
Legolas: *Snickers* "hehe"
Saroun: *Thinks Legolas is insane*
Legolas: Can hear what Saroun thinks
Saroun:*Shuts up*
*ANYWAYS!*
Legolas: So he walks to the slope where most of it had fallen away watching boulders bouncing off of his orcs and crushing them. While the Elves and Men stood by laughing. Saroun doesn’t think that is very nice so he plucks up enough courage and goes to step down but he was never a graceful Simi god and one of his chains had come under the heal of his boot and he came slipping down the slope crushing many elves and men and his mase also made pudding out of his army and the elves and men. Poor Gil-Glad was the on Saroun used to stand up with and Gil-Glad turned to white Ash.
Gil-Glad: OH MAN!
Legolas: "yeah No doubt" His Friend Mr King cause I forgot his name was standing near as well and as Saroun turned around he whacked him not meaning to and crushed him agents the rock wall.