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Educating Alexandra

By: Jodiodi
folder Lord of the Rings Movies › Slash - Male/Male
Rating: Adult ++
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Educating Alexandra

Disclaimer: I own nothing but the Original Characters and their adventures. Everything else belongs to JRR Tolkien, the Tolkien Estate, New Line Cinema/Peter Jackson, et. al. This was done purely for entertainment and as an exercise in creativity.

Author's Note: Apparently, some of the naughty Elves who live in my basement heeded the many requests received for a L/A/O pwp. Well, here it is, though since it comes from my Elf Harem, it’s obviously got some angst in it, too. I hope Legolas, Alex and Orophin never see it (though they may have written it in a drunken moment). Just remember, THIS IS NOT CANON FOR MY OWN AU! Enjoy.

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EDITOR’S NOTE: This document was found in Goroth’s Library in Rhun by Durisia of Rhun. Lord Erestor determined the date to be near the middle of the Second Age; however the names of the characters in this pornographic piece of work are identical to the Lord of the Elves of Ithilien and his Lady, and a former Warden of Lorien. No one seems to know who the author is, though Lord’s Erestor and Glorfindel have been suspiciously quiet on the entire subject. Since it’s dated so far before Alexandra’s arrival in Middle-Earth, before even the births of the Prince and the Warden, it cannot possibly be referring to the seeming subjects. Erestor brought it to me for safe keeping. I only hope our three innocents never learn of it; they do not need even a coincidental intrusion such as this in their lives.---Valkyrista (nee’ Elizabeth Cochran)


“You are certain?” Orophin could not believe Legolas was asking him to do this. He knew how devoted the prince and his lady were to one another. What Legolas was asking was … uncommon among Elves, but not unheard of.

“Alexandra is … curious,” Legolas said. “We did not have the chance to explore her desires and fantasies before we became bound, and I would indulge her curiosity. I know you care for her.” Orophin did not change expression, but felt a cold hand squeeze his heart. Then he realized Legolas was speaking of his friendship with Alexandra; not his …

“You would not hurt her or take advantage of her,” Legolas continued. “And she would be comfortable with you; secure with you. Besides,” he smiled slightly, “You would make certain the experience was perfect for her.”

“I … do not know Legolas. I am honored that you would ask me and had you done so before marrying the lady, I would not have hesitated; but you are bonded mates and I would not violate that bond.”

“If we both agree to invite you to share our bed and you do not spill inside of her, then it is not a violation of the bond. I have … It is not something that is unknown among our kind.” Orophin nodded. He knew it was something that, while not a frequent occurrence, was something more Elves than one might expect, occasionally did. From what the young Prince had said, he had likely been an “invitee” on at least one occasion. Orophin was not a stranger to such experiences either. Just … Alexandra.

Still, her husband was correct. He would do all that he could to make the experience a pleasant one for the lady; and he did care for Alexandra.

“None of the others would do anything to hurt or take advantage of her.” He wanted to make certain Legolas and Alexandra explored every option. “And they are certainly skilled.”

“I know,” Legolas said with a smile. “But I know you and Alexandra share a special friendship that I believe will help her to be more comfortable with you than any of the others. And you know how easily she embarrasses. I believe her bond with you would help to ease her worries as she trusts you would not betray her confidence.”

“Then I am honored that you have asked me to share your bed. I shall endeavor to make the experience a memorable and pleasant one for you and your lady.” He only hoped he would be able to survive the experience unscathed.


Dinner included their usual friends and when it was over, they lingered over wine. Their guests eventually drifted back to their own homes and finally only Legolas, Alexandra and Orophin remained. They had brought back a large quantity of the potent Rhunian wine and the Lord of the Elves of Rhun kept them supplied. Legolas made certain Alex drank enough to relax her. Though they had discussed it and agreed that they should invite Orophin to help with her “education”, they had also agreed that Legolas would choose the time and place so that it would happen ‘naturally’ for her because, despite her friendship with Orophin, she was nervous.

She had to admit she was a little afraid. She had not been with anyone but her husband since her arrival in Middle Earth with the exception of her experience with an evil Elf and his rapists. Her husband gave her body such exquisite pleasure, and more importantly, he made love not only to her body, but her heart, her soul and her mind. Her bond with her husband made their lovemaking incredible. Now they had invited her best friend to their bed in order to let her experience things she had been curious about.

When they had discussed this course, Alexandra had admitted that she was terribly curious though she did not truly desire anyone other than Legolas. He had thought about it and realized his mortal wife would not live long compared to him, and he wished her to experience all the pleasure possible during her life. He had asked her who she would be comfortable with and while she was terribly embarrassed, she said she would prefer one of their friends whom he trusted. She left the selection to him since, as she said with a blush, he had much more experience in such matters than she did. Legolas considered the Elves of their acquaintance and, though he knew each would have given Alexandra a memorable and pleasant experience, Orophin was the only one he felt truly comfortable with, mainly because he knew Alexandra would feel less uncomfortable with her close friend than with any of the others. All of them were her friends as well; but Orophin shared a special bond of friendship with his wife that would help put her at ease so she could relax and enjoy the experience.

Alexandra shared a connection with Orophin that was different from the one she shared with her husband; but it was a deep bond nonetheless. She was comfortable in virtually any situation with him and they could talk about anything without embarrassment. She was no blushing virgin when she met Legolas, and had enjoyed the companionship of quite a few varied lovers in her life. But there was something about the anticipation of Legolas and Orophin, together with her, that caused a small thrill of fear.

Perhaps it was because both were Elves and she was afraid she would not be able to satisfy them both, though she knew the whole experience was for her benefit. Or maybe she was afraid she would be unable to endure their combined attentions. Elves were quite potent and skilled and Legolas often drove her beyond the brink with his lovemaking. What would it be like to have two such accomplished lovers concentrating on her? The prospect was intimidating.

Legolas reclined on the couch, Alexandra resting against his chest, settled between his legs. Orophin sat on the floor near her feet, playing with the dogs. Legolas had begun lightly stroking her arms, his fingers making lazy patterns against her flesh. She was totally relaxed, her own hands gently massaging her husband’s thighs, her eyes closed, a slight smile on her lips.

Legolas looked down at his wife and could not resist the urge to kiss her. He tilted her head back against his shoulder and brushed her lips with his. Her mouth was soft and yielded to his immediately, her lips parting as his tongue slipped inside, teasing her own. He brought one hand up to cup her cheek as the kiss deepened and she sighed softly. When the kiss ended, he nuzzled her neck before speaking softly.

“My wife’s lips are sweet, my friend. Would you like to taste them?”

“Indeed,” Orophin replied. “They are most tempting.” He knelt next to the couple and Legolas gently turned her to face their friend. Orophin stroked her cheek and she smiled lazily at him. She felt so good, so relaxed and this Elf was so beautiful … When he brought his mouth to hers, she returned his kiss, tasting another Elf for the first time.

His kiss was different from Legolas’, but thrilling nonetheless. Where her husband reminded her of cinnamon and waterfalls and leaves, Orophin’s taste and scent brought to mind apples and spring rain. He tasted wonderful and his tongue teased hers to the point where she thought she would cry out when he pulled back.

Legolas, meanwhile, had pulled the laces on her gown loose and pushed the wide neckline down, slipping his hands over her breasts to squeeze them gently, but firmly. As Orophin had gently teased his wife’s mouth, her husband had used his fingertips to cause her nipples to harden almost painfully. She had very sensitive breasts and he loved the way they responded to his touch.

He lifted one and presented it to his friend and Orophin leaned down and let his talented tongue lave her nipple before sucking the hardened nub gently into his mouth. Alex moaned softly as Legolas once again kissed her deeply, the fingers of his other hand lightly rolling and pinching the nipple of her other breast. Orophin let one of his hands drop down to her leg and slowly slid it up her smooth flesh beneath her gown, gently stroking her thigh. Alex unconsciously spread her legs wider for him and he gently pushed them over her husband’s thighs so she was open to his explorations.

Somehow, she found her gown had been removed, though she could not recall them pulling it off. Yet she was reclining against her husband, his legs holding hers spread, as his hands tormented her nipples and her friend gently caressed her smooth mound before lowering his head and touching his tongue to her moist flesh.

Alex cried out in delight as Orophin’s skilled tongue teased her satin-like slit. Legolas captured her mouth again, kissing her deeply, absorbing her cries. Orophin was merciless and when he finally brushed her hardened pleasure nub with the tip of his tongue, she squealed and tensed as an intense wave of pleasure washed over her. When the Lorien Warden sucked the firm flesh into his mouth and gently nibbled it, much like he did her nipples, she pushed against his mouth, her bottom wriggling deliciously against her husband’s hardened need, driving him to distraction with desire. Legolas’ mouth ravished hers as Orophin drove her mad with pleasure, using his mouth and his elegant fingers, causing her to peak continuously until she lay panting and limp, unable to move.

Orophin raised his head from between Alexandra’s now-relaxed thighs and looked at Legolas. The lady’s husband smiled at his friend and gently eased her into Orophin’s arms as both Elves stood, supporting her exhausted body between them. Legolas picked her up and carried her up the stairs, Orophin beside him, to one of the large guest rooms. Both Legolas and Alexandra had agreed that while they wished to indulge in this delight, they would not do so in their bed. Fortunately, their house was sizeable and they had many large, comfortable beds to choose from.

Orophin closed the door behind them as Legolas laid his wife in the center of the spacious bed. Her eyes were closed and her breathing was slowly returning to normal. Both Elves quickly removed their clothing and lay on either side of the sated woman. They once again began exploring her body with their hands and mouths, teasing her flesh to the point where she felt as though her entire body was one huge pleasure center. Each suckled at her breasts and her hands came up to wrap in silky blonde hair while each Elf caught one of her legs between his, spreading her open to their deft fingers, slipping them inside of her, teasing and pinching her lips, the hard nub of flesh at her center, and massaging her dripping channel. She cried out again as wave after wave of bliss washed over her and she lost all track of who was doing what to her as her entire being became overwhelmed with ecstasy.

Legolas’ mouth moved down her body to tease her navel, teeth lightly tugging on the mithril charm attached to the ring, before making love to her with his mouth. She writhed under his ministrations as Orophin continued to nibble and caress her breasts. Her husband drove her to the very edge then pulled back and she cried out her frustration. He laughed softly then bent her legs back so he could tease her tight bottom, the sensitivity heightened by her continuous stimulation.

“Please,” she moaned and Legolas raised his head, a smile touching his lips.

“What is it, my love?”

“Please---I need you in me. I … please,” she sighed as she ran her hands over Orophin’s shoulders and chest. “Give … me.” She pulled the Lorien Elf toward her and he laughed softly.

“Tell me what you want, Alexandra,” he murmured against her ear, though he had an idea. Her fingers groped for him, finally latching onto his hardened length.

“This,” she sighed, firmly pulling him upwards. He chuckled and moved to kneel astride her head facing Legolas, pausing to slip a pillow beneath her shoulders so her head fell back slightly, allowing him to slide his smooth shaft completely into her mouth and down her throat.

Orophin held back an involuntary moan as he was engulfed by Alexandra’s eager mouth. She reached up, stroking his thighs as he began to move in and out of her throat as he would her body. She used her tongue to tease the head when he pulled back and slid it down his length as he thrust into her. Legolas watched his wife as she sucked their friend and though he felt a twinge of jealousy that another was enjoying her talents, he was forced to admit the sight was intensely arousing and he could no longer resist the urge to plunge into her himself. He rose to his knees and pushed her legs open wide, then drove into her hot, tight, and very wet sheath.

She gave a groan of pleasure when Legolas entered her, the vibrations in her throat teasing the head of Orophin’s cock, causing him to inhale sharply. As her husband moved inside of her, she gave soft cries that further tormented the Lorien Elf’s sensitive member deliciously. She reached up, grasping Orophin’s taut buttocks, urging him to use her throat as her husband was using her body. He reached down and pinched her nipples, rolling and pulling them just enough to drive her over the edge at the same time Legolas hit her internal pleasure point, what Elves called the Throne of Eru, and ground his hips against her so that the head of his cock massaged that special place.

Alexandra screamed around Orophin’s length at the unbelievable pleasure and writhed against her husband’s body, driving both Elves to their own crises, though neither spilled their essence. They each gasped their pleasure, eyes closed as they scaled the heights of bliss. Legolas had to fight not to release his seed into her as he had become accustomed to such lack of inhibition.

Orophin withdrew and stretched out next to her, kissing her deeply. She clung to him as Legolas lowered himself to lie atop her, still buried in her body. When Orophin’s kiss ended, the Lorien Elf turned her head so that her husband captured her lips immediately, not giving her time to catch her breath. Orophin nuzzled her throat, nibbling where her pulse was beating rapidly, his hands stroking her thighs, still wrapped around her husband’s body.

As their kiss continued, Legolas began to move inside of her body again, short but powerful thrusts that caused her to give a soft cry with each plunge. He wrapped his arms around her and rolled onto his back so she was atop him, his hands pulling her hips against his as he thrust up into her.

Orophin moved behind her and reached around, grasping her breasts and pulling her body up against his so she sat astride her husband. He kissed her neck, then lightly nibbled her earlobe.

“Ride him, my sweet Alexandra,” he murmured, caressing her pebble-like nipples as she began to move atop her husband’s cock. The motion of her body caused her tight, rounded bottom to rub against his own desire delightfully and he resisted the urge to slip into her body. Not yet; it was about her pleasure, not his.

She gave soft cries as she undulated against her husband’s body, his long, hard length buried deep inside of her. Orophin’s hands were driving her insane with pleasure and she dropped her head back against his shoulder so he could kiss her. His fingers tilted her face to his as he took possession of her mouth, his tongue swirling around hers. Once again, she cried out her pleasure as she reached her peak, relaxing against her friend, her husband still buried in her body.

Legolas reached down and lifted her hips from him and Orophin grasped them, pulling her back as he released her mouth and gently eased her into her husband’s embrace. Legolas sat up and kissed her as Orophin slid into her hot, slick channel, her knees spread on either side of his as he pushed himself all the way into her, enjoying the feel of her body enclosing his length. Taking hold of her hips firmly, he began to smoothly take her, his strokes long and deep. The angle of penetration allowed him to find her special spot and he concentrated on aiming for it, grinding his hips against her as the head of her cock reached its deepest point inside of her body. Alexandra moaned as Legolas gently pushed her head down onto his own cock and she swallowed her husband’s length, tasting herself on his flesh. She sucked him enthusiastically, Orophin’s expert use of her body pushing her to the point where all she could think about was the pleasure she was receiving and trying to take more of these beautiful Elves into her.

Her husband propped on his elbows, watching as Alexandra took him down her luscious throat, sucking, licking, nibbling his cock and balls, driving him beyond what he thought he could endure. Through their bond, he could feel her utter ecstasy and had to fight to retain some semblance of control himself. He had known she would be driven to the limits of bliss, but had not realized that her pleasure would so much become his own. He had always wondered why some Elven couples invited another into their bed; now he understood---the ecstasy was doubled for the bonded couple as each felt the other’s pure pleasure through their bond on top of their own.

As Alexandra reached her peak from Orophin’s exquisite torment of her body, she screamed in pleasure, the sound and the feel of her cries driving Legolas beyond his tolerance and he emptied himself into her throat. She pulled back so that her mouth just covered his head as she caught the last few spurts in her mouth, then sucked him clean, causing him to wince and moan at the torturous sensitivity of his cock.

He raised himself up and kissed her deeply, tasting his seed still on her tongue. Orophin achieved his own release as Alexandra’s muscles tightened convulsively around his long, hard cock, and gasped as he came hard, but did not spill in her body. He withdrew and laid beside the couple, eyes closed as he tried to regain his equilibrium. Legolas, meanwhile, had pulled his wife up his body as he lay back so she rested atop him. He cleaned her mouth of the remainder of his seed, sucking her tongue gently after she had swallowed all that she could.

Legolas rolled onto his side so that Alex was between the two Elves and Orophin turned over, spooning against her back, stroking her hips and thighs, nuzzling her hair as Legolas continued to kiss her and caress her breast. They let her rest a while, knowing that by allowing her body to ease down from her over-stimulated state, she would be able to achieve even greater bliss when next they joined with her. Besides, Legolas needed to regain control of his own desire---Alexandra’s utter ecstasy had fed his own and he was in danger of losing himself in pleasure and, as Orophin had acknowledged to himself, that would not do because they were doing this for his wife’s benefit.

For his part, Orophin found his pleasure heightened by the obvious delight Alexandra was taking in their ministrations. To see her in such bliss erased any doubts he may have had about joining with Legolas and Alexandra in their sport. He had thought that by doing so, he might ease his yearning for her. Though his craving for the woman had been answered somewhat, he knew it would never be completely satisfied; seeing her abandon herself to sheer ecstasy had only made him wish to give her more such moments.

He continued to caress her flesh and when Legolas handed him a small vial of oil from the table beside the bed, he simply moved his caresses closer to the tight bottom pressed against his still-aching length. Pouring some of the sweet-scented oil onto his fingers, he began stroking the crease between her pert, rounded globes, his long, graceful fingers easing closer until they brushed over her puckered opening. Legolas had reached down to tease her smooth mound, pulling her leg up over his so that she was open to Orophin’s touch.

The Lorien Elf continued to massage the oil into her flesh, taunting her rear as her husband did her front, until she began to push back against his finger. He smiled and added more oil and eventually, slipped a finger inside of the tight opening. She gasped softly and Legolas kissed her, nibbling her lips. When she began pushing harder, he added more oil and another finger, continuing to massage her until she was relaxed and he felt she could take either of them without discomfort.

Legolas met his eyes. “Is my wife still wet?” he asked, his voice low with controlled passion.

Orophin pulled back then slid his cock into her well-plundered body. “She is as the Anduin,” he replied with a smile and Legolas laughed softly.

“Good. That will make it much easier.”

Orophin rolled onto his back reclining against the pillows, keeping his length inside of her, holding her so she lay atop him. He stroked her hair and kissed her ear.

“Rest against me, little one,” he whispered. “I will hold you.” He felt her body relax and smiled. Her weight felt good on his body and his hands moved up to squeeze and caress her breasts.

Legolas knelt between their thighs. “Wrap your legs around Orophin’s, my love,” he said with a smile. She did as he instructed and the Lorien Warden spread her open even wider as the powerful muscles in his legs pushed her own back and up. Legolas looked down, the sight of the other Elf’s long, thick cock buried in his wife’s tight, dripping sheath causing a mixture of jealousy and arousal. He could see her fluids glistening on Orophin’s length and knew she was as wet as she would be. He positioned the head of his own aching member alongside Orophin’s at her entrance.

“You would know how it is done,” he said with a smile. “This is but one way.” He leaned over and kissed her deeply as he pressed into her body, sliding into her slowly, stretching her and filling her utterly.

Alexandra cried out into her husband’s warm, comforting mouth. It was impossible; they would tear her apart. She felt Orophin’s hands slide down her arms and grasp hers. She entwined her fingers with her friend’s and squeezed tightly.

“Relax, my sweet,” Orophin murmured, his tongue lightly tracing the outline of her ear. “We will let nothing harm you. Yield to the pleasure.”

She consciously forced herself to relax the tension in her body. Orophin’s solid feel behind her and Legolas in front brought her comfort. She knew she was safe with them. Legolas sensed her anxiety and sent comfort to her through their bond. He felt her begin to relax and he rested inside of her a moment, allowing her to become accustomed to the sensation. Indeed, both Elves needed a moment themselves as her exquisite tightness and their considerable size combined to make both of them feel as though they were being squeezed in a vise---a bit painful, but deliciously so.

Alex looked into her husband’s eyes and he smiled. “Your body was made for pleasure,” he said. “Let us enjoy all the delights we may.”

“Oh yes,” she sighed, bringing her hands, still clasping Oropin’s to her breasts. She released him and his fingers began to caress her breasts again, gripping them as he began to make short, easy thrusts up into her body. She gasped and grabbed Legolas’ shoulders tightly, once again meeting his gaze. He began to move inside her in counterpoint to Orophin’s thrusts and could see her eyes glaze over as wave after wave of pleasure began to crash over her. He could feel it through their bond and lowered his mouth to hers again, kissing her possessively as his own peak approached.

He raised his head so he could watch her as she came. “You are so beautiful when you achieve your pleasure, my love,” he said, his voice rough with yearning.

“Do not hold back,” Orophin whispered in her ear. “Let your husband hear your bliss.” Indeed, her cries drove him to his own crisis as well and the three of them mingled their voices in a symphony of delight.

Legolas rolled off of them, pulling her with him as Orophin turned to his side, slipping out of her dripping body. Legolas remained inside of her and once again pulled her leg up over his, pulling it high so that it wrapped over his hips. Orophin put his still hard member, glistening with her juices, against her prepared bottom and slid into her tight rear, sighing to himself at the firm warmth that gripped his cock like a glove.

Alex moaned and turned her head to Orophin, who lowered his mouth to hers and kissed her. Legolas nibbled her throat and stroked her thigh, feeling the movement of the other Elf’s cock in his wife’s bottom through the thin membrane of flesh that separated her channels. He began thrusting into her as well, smiling at how she remained tight, her body clinging to his cock, despite just having been thoroughly taken by the two of them.

Their lovemaking was slow and relaxed, Legolas and Orophin driving her to one peak after another, kissing her constantly. When one kiss ended the other captured her lips so that she no longer knew whose tongue teased hers. Their talented fingers played her body like a finely tuned instrument and when finally she lapsed into a deep slumber after hours of continual delight, she could think of nothing but how completely satisfied her body was.

Legolas and Orophin remained joined to her body long after all three had drifted into dreams. When the Elves finally awoke, she was still sleeping. They arose and dressed silently, then took a bottle of wine and went to the window seat where they drank in companionable silence for a while.

“Thank you, my friend,” Legolas said, giving Orophin a smile.

“You are most welcome,” the Lorien Elf answered, returning his smile and taking a long drink before passing the bottle back to the prince. “I hope the lady enjoyed herself.”

“Oh, she did,” Legolas laughed. He took a swallow of the wine. “I could sense her pleasure through our bond and it was … I cannot find words to describe it. Overwhelming? That is a good word for it. I can see why it holds appeal to some Elven couples.”

“Indeed,” Orophin tilted his head. “So it is true that the bond allows you to feel what your partner feels?”

Legolas nodded. “That is why I am always ready to make love to my wife---to bring her pleasure only enhances my own, so that I always wish to please her. Everything she felt, I could sense her ecstasy.” He shook his head. “It is intoxicating.”

“Then, it is dangerous as well,” Orophin said. “I can see where it would be easy to slip into a constant craving for such sport.”

“True,” his friend said with a rueful smile. “That is why it is not done commonly among our people, I suppose.” He studied the other Elf. “Did you also achieve pleasure my friend? I would not have you think we cared not for your satisfaction.”

The Galadhrim laughed. “Indeed, I achieved much pleasure, my friend. And I thank you for allowing me to share in sating your wife’s curiosity and her desires.”

Legolas gave a nod of acknowledgement. “I would do anything for my beloved Alexandra,” he said with a smile. “Her life is so short; there is aught I could deny her. I had thought I would never be able to see another join with her body, but your obvious care for her eased my fears and to see her experiencing such pleasure---I cannot describe it, old friend. When you have found your bondmate, you will know what I mean. I cannot find the correct words to express my thoughts.”

Orophin smiled, but in his heart was another touch of sadness. He had enjoyed being with Alexandra and joining his body with hers. Physically it had been most pleasurable, and to see her basking in the glow of her husband’s love was bittersweet. Still, he loved her and wanted only her happiness.”

“You express your thoughts with eloquence,” he said softly. He took one last drink and stood. “And now, I will take my leave. Please give Alexandra my regards.” He gave a small bow and left, glancing once at the sleeping woman.

Legolas watched the tall, handsome Elf leave and pondered what he thought he had glimpsed, just for a moment in Orophin’s gaze. Was it possible the other Elf felt more than simply the love of a friend for his wife? If so, he had never given any sign, and never acted dishonorably. Legolas sighed. If so, then inviting Orophin to share Alexandra’s body must have seemed both a blessing and torment to the other Elf: he could satisfy one part of his craving, but would always be reminded, then of all that he could not have.

He looked over at his happily exhausted wife and felt his yearning for her rise again. In truth, he never tired of making love to her. He picked up her sleeping form and carried her back to their bed where he undressed and slipped in beside her, wrapping her in his arms as he drifted off into reverie.

ENDNOTE: I have since received an anonymous note saying this piece was written to satisfy the whimsical fantasy of someone, and these three were thought to be interesting subjects. The names were supposed to be changed before publication, but Durisia of Rhun apparently discovered the original manuscript before the identities could be changed. All involved parties have been severely disciplined and sworn to secrecy: Our three innocents must never, ever discover the existence of this libelous document.---EC