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Category:
Lord of the Rings Movies › General › Lord of the Ring Stars
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
3
Views:
1,379
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
This is work of fiction! I do not know the celebrity(ies) I am writing about, and I do not profit from these writings.
Tig! - I'm it!
DISCLAIMER: All of the respective actors belong to themselves. I don't own them. Neither do I own Swordfish. I'm not making any money from this.
I was challenged:
Match each one of these to a favorite sexual position. Different positions, please.
1. Dominic Monaghan
2. Elijah Wood
3. Billy Boyd
4. Orlando Bloom
5. Viggo Mortensen
And I responded:
1. Dom
I can vividly imagine Dom being the kind who can take you in the toilets of a club if needed - so a kneetrembler could fit in here.
2. Elijah
I've caught him with that glimpse in the otherwise innocent eyes that tells you that he's actually not that innocent, and he's ready to get the freak on in more ways than the classic missionary way. So maybe something with a chair, possibly blindfolds and a pair of handcuffs, a bit of stripping down, body shots (body tequila, yes?...), and so on... And then in the end, if he's been a good boy, I might sit myself down in his lap (facing him) and settle down well...
3. Billy
The oldest of the hobbit actors... In 36 years, he has undoubtly tried some things, so I'll just let him lean back in the bed for a treat, with strawberries, chocolate, champagne, candlelights, and ice cubes by the bedside, and let him watch as I strip down, and then ride him as I let his hands and words lead me to what he likes and wants...
4. Orlando
Alright, I can't help this - I think I'll really frustrate him. With him having this fright for computers, I could vividly imagine him in the character of Hugh Jackman's position in Swordfish as John Travolta's character tests him - Jackman plays a computer hacker, and Travolta is trying him on the basis of hacking in somewhere in 60 seconds while having a gun held to his head, a blond girl giving him a blowjob, and people watching him.
But I would change a few things - or basically anything except the computer and the blowjob. Let him sit by a computer, trying to figure it out, while giving him a blast of a blowjob.
5. Viggo
The artist himself. I'm tempted to just say that I'd do him the Danish way (the missionary position)...
Maybe I would advance it to the kitchen table. Or do it in connection to some activity in his studio... Hmm... The possibilities are endless!
And to the question about if I should make fan fiction out of it, people responded positively. So in the following chapters, I go into detail...
I was challenged:
Match each one of these to a favorite sexual position. Different positions, please.
1. Dominic Monaghan
2. Elijah Wood
3. Billy Boyd
4. Orlando Bloom
5. Viggo Mortensen
And I responded:
1. Dom
I can vividly imagine Dom being the kind who can take you in the toilets of a club if needed - so a kneetrembler could fit in here.
2. Elijah
I've caught him with that glimpse in the otherwise innocent eyes that tells you that he's actually not that innocent, and he's ready to get the freak on in more ways than the classic missionary way. So maybe something with a chair, possibly blindfolds and a pair of handcuffs, a bit of stripping down, body shots (body tequila, yes?...), and so on... And then in the end, if he's been a good boy, I might sit myself down in his lap (facing him) and settle down well...
3. Billy
The oldest of the hobbit actors... In 36 years, he has undoubtly tried some things, so I'll just let him lean back in the bed for a treat, with strawberries, chocolate, champagne, candlelights, and ice cubes by the bedside, and let him watch as I strip down, and then ride him as I let his hands and words lead me to what he likes and wants...
4. Orlando
Alright, I can't help this - I think I'll really frustrate him. With him having this fright for computers, I could vividly imagine him in the character of Hugh Jackman's position in Swordfish as John Travolta's character tests him - Jackman plays a computer hacker, and Travolta is trying him on the basis of hacking in somewhere in 60 seconds while having a gun held to his head, a blond girl giving him a blowjob, and people watching him.
But I would change a few things - or basically anything except the computer and the blowjob. Let him sit by a computer, trying to figure it out, while giving him a blast of a blowjob.
5. Viggo
The artist himself. I'm tempted to just say that I'd do him the Danish way (the missionary position)...
Maybe I would advance it to the kitchen table. Or do it in connection to some activity in his studio... Hmm... The possibilities are endless!
And to the question about if I should make fan fiction out of it, people responded positively. So in the following chapters, I go into detail...