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Lord of the Rings Movies › General › Lord of the Ring Stars
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,259
Reviews:
2
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
This is work of fiction! I do not know the celebrity(ies) I am writing about, and I do not profit from these writings.
Have you ever? With a guy...
Disclaimer: Such things never happen in reality, do they?
Author’s note: That’s one of my personal favourites. I LOVE Karl/Harry-fluff!!!
Dedicated to all the Karry-whores out there! Feedback? Please share your thoughts with me!!
Have you ever? With a guy…
“Empty.”
“Wha’?”
“Emp. Ty.”
“Oh…”
Silence.
“But why’s the beer gone?”
“Cause we drank it all, Karl.”
“Oh…”
Silence.
“Not drunk enough.”
“Yup!”
“Means we need more beer…”
“Hmm…”
“You think you can walk?”
“Wait a sec… No, sorry. Can’t even stand straight.”
“Me neither.”
“We need somebody else to walk…”
“Like Daisy?”
“Hihi! Daisy!”
“I’ll call him… Hey! The fucking phone doesna work!”
“Karl… That’s the remote control.”
“Oh…”
Silence.
“Fuck! Can’t remember Dave’s fucking number.”
“I’ll dial for you!”
Silence.
“Oh, hi Dave! What? Yes… Sure, but… You want me to WHAT?!”
“Whazzup?”
“Um, Dave’s behaving strangely. He…he just asked me to fuck him hard and fast and now he’s moaning and screaming down the line!”
“What?! Put him on the speaker! Who would’ve thought that silent sweet David Wenham’s a screamer?!”
//…oh god YES! Harder! Mmmh…ooohh…YES!//
“…”
“Harry, that isn’t Dave! That voice doesn’t even sound like him!”
“Oh… But why is that guy moaning into Dave’s phone?!”
“You didn’t just ask me that, did you? You got the wrong number! That’s some phone sex line!”
“Oh.”
“Must be a gay line…”
“Didn’t know there was such a thing existing… Must be pretty good though if he moans like that…”
“Have you ever…”
“What?”
“You know… With a guy.”
“No. And you?”
“No, never. Can’t imagine that something stuck up your ass can feel good…”
//…oh YES oh YES oh YES YES YES!!!//
Nervous laughter.
“Perhaps I should put down the phone. We could watch some telly instead…”
“Yeah, sure!”
//…YES! Deeper! Oohh!!!//
“Seems to be our destiny tonight.”
“NO! That dude’s not just… Uch! How could anyone want to do that?!”
“!!!”
“I mean that’s his ass!!!”
“And now they are… Ohmygod.”
Heavy silence.
“I think…I need a drink. Got some vodka somewhere… Oh. Sorry…”
“Karl… I know you stumbled, but could you please remove your head from my lap? Makes me nervous…”
“Sure. Nice lap to lie in, but yes… Hey! The room’s swaying! Can’t stand up yet. Don’t even know where up is!”
“Ok, but could you please…uh…stop rubbing your head ‘gainst…”
“Harry! Something’s poking me into my cheek!”
“Sorry! That’s so embarrassing!!”
“Hey, no problem, Harry! It’s okay. I’m too drunk to care anyway! *giggles* I could give you a head job…”
“Please stop! That’s embarrassing enough!”
“Harry…”
“Yes?”
“You want to kiss me?”
“God, Karl… Yes…”
“…”
Kissing.
“That’s… *groans* …more!”
More kissing.
“Karl…oh! Could you please put your hand somewhere else?”
“No.”
“No?”
“Don’t want to. Feels nice…”
“Karl! Stop undoing my pants!”
“Want you to fuck me…”
“Yeah, sure, but that doesn’t mean… Wait. What did you say?”
“The gay porn made me horny. Want you to do to me what they did…”
“Wait! I will certainly NOT shove my tongue up your hairy ass!!!”
Helpless giggles.
“Didn’t mean that! Don’t want your tongue, want your cock.”
“But Karl! Remember, we’re straight…and it will hurt! I mean in comparison to your tiny hole my cock is pretty huge and…”
“Would you shut up, please? Thanks. Too drunk to care, remember? Won’t probably remember much of what I said anyway tomorrow… And the pain… Perhaps I like it a little rough, Harry. Ever thought of that?”
“Oh.”
“Now that that is clear…”
“Ohmygod!!!! Karl stop!!!”
“What? Don’t you like it?”
“Hell YES! But I didn’t know that you were going to do THAT!”
“But now you know…”
“God hell YES!!! Karl… Don’t stop…yes…ohmygod…don’t… WHY THE FUCK DID YOU STOP?!”
“Don’t want you to spend yourself so soon… Still gotta fuck me through the mattress…”
“Sofa.”
“What?!”
“We’re on the sofa.”
“Oh…right. But the sofa’s too small for us.”
“Carpet?”
“Yesss… Fuck carpet-burn. I’ll be on top anyway…”
“I thought you wanted me to…”
“Yeah, but I’ll ride you. Looked hot on TV and I’ve always wanted to know what it feels like to the girls…”
“Karl…”
“Yeah?”
“You’ll be my death. You’re too adorable to say such things!!”
“Not adorable. I can live with sexy, but NOT adorable!”
“Whatever you want. How to move on though? I have no clue…”
“You gotta prepare me in some way. We need something slick…”
“Slick.”
“Yeah, slick as in lubrication. Something to ease your way into me.”
“Um…massage oil?”
“Harry! You surprise me. Where is it?”
“Bathroom.”
“Fuck. That’s upstairs, right?”
“Yeah. Next to the bedroom.”
“I’m not sure if I’ll survive the way up…”
“Let’s go together. Like that we can help each other.”
“…”
“Um Karl… You gotta stand up first. You’re still lying on top of me.”
“Oh sorry.”
Silence.
“Harry!! You’re dragging me down!”
“Can’t help it. Uff!!”
“Get off me, Harry! Can’t breathe!!!”
”You’re comfy…”
“Hey, I’m no fucking sofa!”
“Right… You…clothes off. I…I get the lube…”
Silence.
“I knew there was a reason I cast you for Milk…”
Like the view?”
“No, not at all.”
“Wanker! Should punish you for that…”
“What are you waiting for?”
“For you to get naked…”
“…”
“Wow, Harry. If I had known that I have a thing for the big masculine type…”
“What then?”
“That…”
Kissing.
“Hmm…do it again!”
“Will you fuck me then?”
“*groans* As if I could deny you anything!”
More kissing.
“How am I supposed to prepare you?”
“Use your fingers to stretch me.”
“Okay… If you say so… Um…perhaps you should get on your knees…”
“Like that?”
“Nice ass…”
“Huh! That’s fucking cold!”
“Wait…I’ll warm it a bit… Better?”
“Yeah…”
“You sure? I mean we don’t have to…”
“Harry. Do it already. I want it.”
“Ok…”
“Huh. Feels strange… Hurts a bit.”
“Want me to stop?”
“No! Starts feeling better already… If you could just…yeah…”
“Good?”
“*purrs* Yeah…Jesus fucking Christ YES! What was that?!”
“Didn’t do anything… Just…”
“OHMYGOD!”
“Want more?”
“YES!”
“Want my cock?”
“Hell yes, Harry! Take me, fill me, rape me if you must, BUT FUCKING DO IT ALREADY!!”
“That blissful look on your face is nearly enough to make me come…”
“Harry…”
“So beautiful…”
“Harry!”
“Ok, ok! *groans* God you’re tight!”
“*whimpers* Go slow…hurts!”
“You…okay? *groans*”
“Yes… Could…you stay still…just a little?”
“You…kill…me…”
“Ok…but more slowly…”
“Everything! If I just… Yess…”
“Uh… Pull out for a sec… Wanna be on top…”
“It’ll kill me… *groans* But at least I’ll die a happy man…”
“Just wait a sec… Yess… Better.”
“You look beautiful up there…”
“Feel beautiful up here. You make me feel beautiful…”
“Oh… Thank you. Come here. Wanna kiss you…”
“Mmmh…”
Moaning, groaning and the sound of skin slapping against skin.
“Oh my fucking god…HARRY! Think I’ll come…”
“*groans* Touch yourself… Wank yourself for me…”
“Yes, Harry! Feels so good… Ohmygod… YES! Harrrryyyyy!!!!”
“*deep, throaty moan*”
“*mumbling sleepily* Love you, Harry…”
Silence.
“What did you just say?”
“Luv you…”
“Thought you were straight.”
“Calling me straight when lying I your arms after having had the best sex of my entire fucking life?”
“Oh…thanks.”
“Anyway, I don’t care if I’m straight. Shouldn’t matter when you’re falling and I’m falling rapidly for you…”
“…”
Harry! Don’t you start crying!”
“*wiping tears from his eyes* It’s just… You’re the most gorgeous creature I’ve ever seen and now you’re telling me that you love me and…”
“Ssh… Harry, it’s alright. I’m here…”
“Luv you, too.”
“You love me?”
“How could I not?”
“You’re so sweet, Harry!”
“Wait! If that’s a revenge for me calling you adorable…”
“Shut up, Harry!”
“Make me…”
“I’d be delighted to…”
*Finis*
Author’s note: That’s one of my personal favourites. I LOVE Karl/Harry-fluff!!!
Dedicated to all the Karry-whores out there! Feedback? Please share your thoughts with me!!
Have you ever? With a guy…
“Empty.”
“Wha’?”
“Emp. Ty.”
“Oh…”
Silence.
“But why’s the beer gone?”
“Cause we drank it all, Karl.”
“Oh…”
Silence.
“Not drunk enough.”
“Yup!”
“Means we need more beer…”
“Hmm…”
“You think you can walk?”
“Wait a sec… No, sorry. Can’t even stand straight.”
“Me neither.”
“We need somebody else to walk…”
“Like Daisy?”
“Hihi! Daisy!”
“I’ll call him… Hey! The fucking phone doesna work!”
“Karl… That’s the remote control.”
“Oh…”
Silence.
“Fuck! Can’t remember Dave’s fucking number.”
“I’ll dial for you!”
Silence.
“Oh, hi Dave! What? Yes… Sure, but… You want me to WHAT?!”
“Whazzup?”
“Um, Dave’s behaving strangely. He…he just asked me to fuck him hard and fast and now he’s moaning and screaming down the line!”
“What?! Put him on the speaker! Who would’ve thought that silent sweet David Wenham’s a screamer?!”
//…oh god YES! Harder! Mmmh…ooohh…YES!//
“…”
“Harry, that isn’t Dave! That voice doesn’t even sound like him!”
“Oh… But why is that guy moaning into Dave’s phone?!”
“You didn’t just ask me that, did you? You got the wrong number! That’s some phone sex line!”
“Oh.”
“Must be a gay line…”
“Didn’t know there was such a thing existing… Must be pretty good though if he moans like that…”
“Have you ever…”
“What?”
“You know… With a guy.”
“No. And you?”
“No, never. Can’t imagine that something stuck up your ass can feel good…”
//…oh YES oh YES oh YES YES YES!!!//
Nervous laughter.
“Perhaps I should put down the phone. We could watch some telly instead…”
“Yeah, sure!”
//…YES! Deeper! Oohh!!!//
“Seems to be our destiny tonight.”
“NO! That dude’s not just… Uch! How could anyone want to do that?!”
“!!!”
“I mean that’s his ass!!!”
“And now they are… Ohmygod.”
Heavy silence.
“I think…I need a drink. Got some vodka somewhere… Oh. Sorry…”
“Karl… I know you stumbled, but could you please remove your head from my lap? Makes me nervous…”
“Sure. Nice lap to lie in, but yes… Hey! The room’s swaying! Can’t stand up yet. Don’t even know where up is!”
“Ok, but could you please…uh…stop rubbing your head ‘gainst…”
“Harry! Something’s poking me into my cheek!”
“Sorry! That’s so embarrassing!!”
“Hey, no problem, Harry! It’s okay. I’m too drunk to care anyway! *giggles* I could give you a head job…”
“Please stop! That’s embarrassing enough!”
“Harry…”
“Yes?”
“You want to kiss me?”
“God, Karl… Yes…”
“…”
Kissing.
“That’s… *groans* …more!”
More kissing.
“Karl…oh! Could you please put your hand somewhere else?”
“No.”
“No?”
“Don’t want to. Feels nice…”
“Karl! Stop undoing my pants!”
“Want you to fuck me…”
“Yeah, sure, but that doesn’t mean… Wait. What did you say?”
“The gay porn made me horny. Want you to do to me what they did…”
“Wait! I will certainly NOT shove my tongue up your hairy ass!!!”
Helpless giggles.
“Didn’t mean that! Don’t want your tongue, want your cock.”
“But Karl! Remember, we’re straight…and it will hurt! I mean in comparison to your tiny hole my cock is pretty huge and…”
“Would you shut up, please? Thanks. Too drunk to care, remember? Won’t probably remember much of what I said anyway tomorrow… And the pain… Perhaps I like it a little rough, Harry. Ever thought of that?”
“Oh.”
“Now that that is clear…”
“Ohmygod!!!! Karl stop!!!”
“What? Don’t you like it?”
“Hell YES! But I didn’t know that you were going to do THAT!”
“But now you know…”
“God hell YES!!! Karl… Don’t stop…yes…ohmygod…don’t… WHY THE FUCK DID YOU STOP?!”
“Don’t want you to spend yourself so soon… Still gotta fuck me through the mattress…”
“Sofa.”
“What?!”
“We’re on the sofa.”
“Oh…right. But the sofa’s too small for us.”
“Carpet?”
“Yesss… Fuck carpet-burn. I’ll be on top anyway…”
“I thought you wanted me to…”
“Yeah, but I’ll ride you. Looked hot on TV and I’ve always wanted to know what it feels like to the girls…”
“Karl…”
“Yeah?”
“You’ll be my death. You’re too adorable to say such things!!”
“Not adorable. I can live with sexy, but NOT adorable!”
“Whatever you want. How to move on though? I have no clue…”
“You gotta prepare me in some way. We need something slick…”
“Slick.”
“Yeah, slick as in lubrication. Something to ease your way into me.”
“Um…massage oil?”
“Harry! You surprise me. Where is it?”
“Bathroom.”
“Fuck. That’s upstairs, right?”
“Yeah. Next to the bedroom.”
“I’m not sure if I’ll survive the way up…”
“Let’s go together. Like that we can help each other.”
“…”
“Um Karl… You gotta stand up first. You’re still lying on top of me.”
“Oh sorry.”
Silence.
“Harry!! You’re dragging me down!”
“Can’t help it. Uff!!”
“Get off me, Harry! Can’t breathe!!!”
”You’re comfy…”
“Hey, I’m no fucking sofa!”
“Right… You…clothes off. I…I get the lube…”
Silence.
“I knew there was a reason I cast you for Milk…”
Like the view?”
“No, not at all.”
“Wanker! Should punish you for that…”
“What are you waiting for?”
“For you to get naked…”
“…”
“Wow, Harry. If I had known that I have a thing for the big masculine type…”
“What then?”
“That…”
Kissing.
“Hmm…do it again!”
“Will you fuck me then?”
“*groans* As if I could deny you anything!”
More kissing.
“How am I supposed to prepare you?”
“Use your fingers to stretch me.”
“Okay… If you say so… Um…perhaps you should get on your knees…”
“Like that?”
“Nice ass…”
“Huh! That’s fucking cold!”
“Wait…I’ll warm it a bit… Better?”
“Yeah…”
“You sure? I mean we don’t have to…”
“Harry. Do it already. I want it.”
“Ok…”
“Huh. Feels strange… Hurts a bit.”
“Want me to stop?”
“No! Starts feeling better already… If you could just…yeah…”
“Good?”
“*purrs* Yeah…Jesus fucking Christ YES! What was that?!”
“Didn’t do anything… Just…”
“OHMYGOD!”
“Want more?”
“YES!”
“Want my cock?”
“Hell yes, Harry! Take me, fill me, rape me if you must, BUT FUCKING DO IT ALREADY!!”
“That blissful look on your face is nearly enough to make me come…”
“Harry…”
“So beautiful…”
“Harry!”
“Ok, ok! *groans* God you’re tight!”
“*whimpers* Go slow…hurts!”
“You…okay? *groans*”
“Yes… Could…you stay still…just a little?”
“You…kill…me…”
“Ok…but more slowly…”
“Everything! If I just… Yess…”
“Uh… Pull out for a sec… Wanna be on top…”
“It’ll kill me… *groans* But at least I’ll die a happy man…”
“Just wait a sec… Yess… Better.”
“You look beautiful up there…”
“Feel beautiful up here. You make me feel beautiful…”
“Oh… Thank you. Come here. Wanna kiss you…”
“Mmmh…”
Moaning, groaning and the sound of skin slapping against skin.
“Oh my fucking god…HARRY! Think I’ll come…”
“*groans* Touch yourself… Wank yourself for me…”
“Yes, Harry! Feels so good… Ohmygod… YES! Harrrryyyyy!!!!”
“*deep, throaty moan*”
“*mumbling sleepily* Love you, Harry…”
Silence.
“What did you just say?”
“Luv you…”
“Thought you were straight.”
“Calling me straight when lying I your arms after having had the best sex of my entire fucking life?”
“Oh…thanks.”
“Anyway, I don’t care if I’m straight. Shouldn’t matter when you’re falling and I’m falling rapidly for you…”
“…”
Harry! Don’t you start crying!”
“*wiping tears from his eyes* It’s just… You’re the most gorgeous creature I’ve ever seen and now you’re telling me that you love me and…”
“Ssh… Harry, it’s alright. I’m here…”
“Luv you, too.”
“You love me?”
“How could I not?”
“You’re so sweet, Harry!”
“Wait! If that’s a revenge for me calling you adorable…”
“Shut up, Harry!”
“Make me…”
“I’d be delighted to…”
*Finis*