Lads And Lasses
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-Multi-Age › Slash - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
2
Views:
1,000
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Lads And Lasses
Rating: NC17
Pairings: (Note: Honey is a OFC) Merry/Honey, Pippin/Honey and Merry/Pippin
Summary: Merry and Honey decide to educate Pippin (slash content)
Warnings: Depending on what section this goes in: het content, slash content, incest (no need to worry bout that in my opinion)
Disclaimer: I’d give my right arm to own Merry, Pippin and Frodo (and the actors who play them) but they belong to the late Mister Tolkien and his descendants (and the actors belong to their parents, hee, hee). Honey belongs to me.
Mistress Brandybuck’s (author) Notes: Oh I know very well here this one came from, my very sick mind, that’s where. Y’know the thought of two of your fave guys doing naughty things to you, well I just manipulated it a tiny bit. Admitedly this one is better than Pain and pleasure becasue I had more time and less pressure in which to write it.
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Merry Brandybuck and Honey Orangeblossom ran through the fields on a perfect summers day, followed by…Pippin.
The young hobbit was hot on their tail, they ran from him, Pippin thought it was a game and it was, kind of. To tell you the truth, just for once Merry and Honey wanted to be alone together in the sunlight as well as the moonlight.
‘Merry, Honey, wait up’ Pippin called to them.
‘You’re not fast enough Pippin’ Honey called back.
‘Am too’ the mischievous Took protested.
‘Then why are we all the way up here and you’re all the way down there’ Merry challenged him.
At that Pippin stumbled and fell face first into the grass. Merry stood in a fit of laughter while Honey ran back to help Pippin up. Merry eventually followed her and crouched down beside them.
‘You see, you are too slow for us, now why don’t you go home before you hurt yourself’ Merry told him.
‘But what will I do Merry, I don’t want to be on my own’
‘What about your sisters’ Merry asked
‘I don’t want to play with girls’
‘And what am I then’ Honey laughed.
‘Oh I didn’t mean it like that, Honey’ Pippin insisted, feeling his cheeks turning bright red ‘I meant that, well my sisters don’t like me’
‘Well neither do we’ Merry joked.
Pippin’s face turned into one of shock.
‘Relax Pip, Merry’s only joking’ Honey reassured him.
She then helped Pippin to his feet
‘Come on, me and Merry will walk you home, won’t we’
‘Yes of course’
And so the three Hobbits set off for Pippins hobbithole.
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Later that night Pippin laid in his bed thinking.
‘I do not like being left out. I’m not jealous of Honey, she’s a very pretty lass and Merry’s a lucky hobbit to be with her. But that’s just it, she’s beautiful and so is Merry and I do not like being left out’
At the Pippin got out of bed and got dressed. He then set off for Brandy Hall.
At Brandy Hall, Merry and Honey were in the process of lovemaking.
When Pippin crept in the front door, all was silent, you could hear a pin drop, but as he moved closer to Merry’s bedroom, he began to hear strange noises.
He approached the door and here he heard a continuous string of heavy breathing, panting and whispered names. Pippin couldn’t help himself he lowered his head to the keyhole and looked through.
There he saw the two hobbits writhing with pleasure on the bed. They were naked and caressing each other’s bodies.
‘What upon Middle-earth are they doing’ Pippin thought, his jaw practically hitting the floor.
He watched as Merry now lay on his back and then…Honey took his cock in her mouth. Pippin couldn’t believe his eyes, it scared him, but he just couldn’t take his eyes off the activities going in Merry’s bedroom.
‘Why didn’t they ever tell me about this, why don’t I know about it’
At that screaming could be heard inside the room and now grasped by fear Pippin turned and ran as fast as he could from Brandy Hall.
‘What was that’ Honey asked.
‘What was what’ Merry replied.
‘I heard something’
Honey got up and put on Merry’s robe before walking over to the window. She pulled the curtain back a little and there she saw Pippin bolting up the path.
A smile formed in her mind. She went and sat back on the bed with Merry.
‘Well’ he asked.
‘Merry, does Pippin know the facts of life’ she asked
‘No, I don’t think so, but I do know he’s got a massive crush on you Hon’
‘Do you really, well I know that he has a massive crush on you Merry’
‘Me’ Merry asked puzzled.
‘Don’t sound so surprised, he’s known you longer than he’s known me. Pip’s grown up with you Merry, he respects you and I can’t count the number of times I’ve walked into a room where you and him have been sitting and Pip has had a cushion on his lap’
Merry giggled.
‘Do you think I should explain the facts of life to him, then’ he asked
‘No, I’ve got a better idea’
‘Uh oh, what are you up to’
Honey straddled Merry and began to rain kisses down his neck in between speaking
‘I think you and me should take it upon ourselves to teach Pippin everything he needs to know’
‘What you mean…’
Honey looked up at him
‘Come now Merry, I know you want Pippin, don’t forget you had a cushion on your lap too’
Merry blushed at this remark.
‘I’m willing to share you if you’re willing to share me’
‘Ah so we’re going to teach Pippin, everything he needs to know’
‘Correct’ Honey smiled placing her head on Merry’s chest while he stroked her back.
‘I’ve never done it with a lad befHoneHoney’
‘Really, oh’
‘I take it you’re about to tell me that you’ve been with a lass’
She grinned against his chest.
‘Well maybe when we’re done teaching Pip, you can teach me a few things’ Merry laughed.
‘Maybe’
With their scheme planned the hobbits soon fell asleep.
Pairings: (Note: Honey is a OFC) Merry/Honey, Pippin/Honey and Merry/Pippin
Summary: Merry and Honey decide to educate Pippin (slash content)
Warnings: Depending on what section this goes in: het content, slash content, incest (no need to worry bout that in my opinion)
Disclaimer: I’d give my right arm to own Merry, Pippin and Frodo (and the actors who play them) but they belong to the late Mister Tolkien and his descendants (and the actors belong to their parents, hee, hee). Honey belongs to me.
Mistress Brandybuck’s (author) Notes: Oh I know very well here this one came from, my very sick mind, that’s where. Y’know the thought of two of your fave guys doing naughty things to you, well I just manipulated it a tiny bit. Admitedly this one is better than Pain and pleasure becasue I had more time and less pressure in which to write it.
*************************************************************
Merry Brandybuck and Honey Orangeblossom ran through the fields on a perfect summers day, followed by…Pippin.
The young hobbit was hot on their tail, they ran from him, Pippin thought it was a game and it was, kind of. To tell you the truth, just for once Merry and Honey wanted to be alone together in the sunlight as well as the moonlight.
‘Merry, Honey, wait up’ Pippin called to them.
‘You’re not fast enough Pippin’ Honey called back.
‘Am too’ the mischievous Took protested.
‘Then why are we all the way up here and you’re all the way down there’ Merry challenged him.
At that Pippin stumbled and fell face first into the grass. Merry stood in a fit of laughter while Honey ran back to help Pippin up. Merry eventually followed her and crouched down beside them.
‘You see, you are too slow for us, now why don’t you go home before you hurt yourself’ Merry told him.
‘But what will I do Merry, I don’t want to be on my own’
‘What about your sisters’ Merry asked
‘I don’t want to play with girls’
‘And what am I then’ Honey laughed.
‘Oh I didn’t mean it like that, Honey’ Pippin insisted, feeling his cheeks turning bright red ‘I meant that, well my sisters don’t like me’
‘Well neither do we’ Merry joked.
Pippin’s face turned into one of shock.
‘Relax Pip, Merry’s only joking’ Honey reassured him.
She then helped Pippin to his feet
‘Come on, me and Merry will walk you home, won’t we’
‘Yes of course’
And so the three Hobbits set off for Pippins hobbithole.
*******************
Later that night Pippin laid in his bed thinking.
‘I do not like being left out. I’m not jealous of Honey, she’s a very pretty lass and Merry’s a lucky hobbit to be with her. But that’s just it, she’s beautiful and so is Merry and I do not like being left out’
At the Pippin got out of bed and got dressed. He then set off for Brandy Hall.
At Brandy Hall, Merry and Honey were in the process of lovemaking.
When Pippin crept in the front door, all was silent, you could hear a pin drop, but as he moved closer to Merry’s bedroom, he began to hear strange noises.
He approached the door and here he heard a continuous string of heavy breathing, panting and whispered names. Pippin couldn’t help himself he lowered his head to the keyhole and looked through.
There he saw the two hobbits writhing with pleasure on the bed. They were naked and caressing each other’s bodies.
‘What upon Middle-earth are they doing’ Pippin thought, his jaw practically hitting the floor.
He watched as Merry now lay on his back and then…Honey took his cock in her mouth. Pippin couldn’t believe his eyes, it scared him, but he just couldn’t take his eyes off the activities going in Merry’s bedroom.
‘Why didn’t they ever tell me about this, why don’t I know about it’
At that screaming could be heard inside the room and now grasped by fear Pippin turned and ran as fast as he could from Brandy Hall.
‘What was that’ Honey asked.
‘What was what’ Merry replied.
‘I heard something’
Honey got up and put on Merry’s robe before walking over to the window. She pulled the curtain back a little and there she saw Pippin bolting up the path.
A smile formed in her mind. She went and sat back on the bed with Merry.
‘Well’ he asked.
‘Merry, does Pippin know the facts of life’ she asked
‘No, I don’t think so, but I do know he’s got a massive crush on you Hon’
‘Do you really, well I know that he has a massive crush on you Merry’
‘Me’ Merry asked puzzled.
‘Don’t sound so surprised, he’s known you longer than he’s known me. Pip’s grown up with you Merry, he respects you and I can’t count the number of times I’ve walked into a room where you and him have been sitting and Pip has had a cushion on his lap’
Merry giggled.
‘Do you think I should explain the facts of life to him, then’ he asked
‘No, I’ve got a better idea’
‘Uh oh, what are you up to’
Honey straddled Merry and began to rain kisses down his neck in between speaking
‘I think you and me should take it upon ourselves to teach Pippin everything he needs to know’
‘What you mean…’
Honey looked up at him
‘Come now Merry, I know you want Pippin, don’t forget you had a cushion on your lap too’
Merry blushed at this remark.
‘I’m willing to share you if you’re willing to share me’
‘Ah so we’re going to teach Pippin, everything he needs to know’
‘Correct’ Honey smiled placing her head on Merry’s chest while he stroked her back.
‘I’ve never done it with a lad befHoneHoney’
‘Really, oh’
‘I take it you’re about to tell me that you’ve been with a lass’
She grinned against his chest.
‘Well maybe when we’re done teaching Pip, you can teach me a few things’ Merry laughed.
‘Maybe’
With their scheme planned the hobbits soon fell asleep.