Jerry Springer in Moria
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Category:
Lord of the Rings Movies › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,085
Reviews:
6
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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Jerry Springer in Moria
TITLE: Jerry Springer in Moria
AUTHOR: Kendra
E-MAIL: Kendravision@yahoo.com
PAIRINGS (?): Aragorn, Gandalf, Frodo, Sam, Pippin, Merry, Boromir, Legolas, Gimli
SUMMARY: At a crossroads in Moria, the Fellowship has a Jerry Springer moment.
DISCLAIMER: All characters belong to Tolkien. Jerry Springer belongs to Satan.
A/N: Just got a drabble inspiration, after watching daytime TV.
As the darkness of Moria weighs upon them, the Fellowship has come to a
crossroads. Swift action must be taken. And it is up to Aragorn, the
reluctant King.
He freezes, hesitating to toss aside his trusty sword.
"Weapons are of no use here. GO!" Gandalf commands him.
Aragorn glares at the wise old wizard, his expression a fierce mixture
of fury and pride.
He cannot believe that mo-fo Mithrandir has gotten all up in his face.
"BiOTCH! I know you ain't EVEN tryin' to order ME around! I'm da King!"
And Gandalf is like, "I got your BiOTCH! I got your BiOTCH right here!"
And Frodo is like, "Talk to the hand, 'cause the face ain't listenin'."
And Sam is like, "I KNOW you ain't comin' near MY man! He got the
bling-bling!"
And Merry's all, "Pip, you gotchoo a bubble-butt."
And Pippin's all, "BiOTCH, don' EVEN be tryin' to judge me! You don'
know ME! You don' know ME!
And Boromir is going, "Why everyone always DISSIN' me? And why I
gotta
die and shit? That's RAW, man!"
And Gimli is going, "Look atchoo. . .wid yo big ol' blonde weave, shakin'
yo booty, thinkin' you so fine. You ain't nuthin' but a ho!"
And Legolas is like, "Shorty, I ain't EVEN hearin' it. You KNOW I'm all
that
and a bag of chips."
And so the quest continued, with many smackings upside the head.
AUTHOR: Kendra
E-MAIL: Kendravision@yahoo.com
PAIRINGS (?): Aragorn, Gandalf, Frodo, Sam, Pippin, Merry, Boromir, Legolas, Gimli
SUMMARY: At a crossroads in Moria, the Fellowship has a Jerry Springer moment.
DISCLAIMER: All characters belong to Tolkien. Jerry Springer belongs to Satan.
A/N: Just got a drabble inspiration, after watching daytime TV.
As the darkness of Moria weighs upon them, the Fellowship has come to a
crossroads. Swift action must be taken. And it is up to Aragorn, the
reluctant King.
He freezes, hesitating to toss aside his trusty sword.
"Weapons are of no use here. GO!" Gandalf commands him.
Aragorn glares at the wise old wizard, his expression a fierce mixture
of fury and pride.
He cannot believe that mo-fo Mithrandir has gotten all up in his face.
"BiOTCH! I know you ain't EVEN tryin' to order ME around! I'm da King!"
And Gandalf is like, "I got your BiOTCH! I got your BiOTCH right here!"
And Frodo is like, "Talk to the hand, 'cause the face ain't listenin'."
And Sam is like, "I KNOW you ain't comin' near MY man! He got the
bling-bling!"
And Merry's all, "Pip, you gotchoo a bubble-butt."
And Pippin's all, "BiOTCH, don' EVEN be tryin' to judge me! You don'
know ME! You don' know ME!
And Boromir is going, "Why everyone always DISSIN' me? And why I
gotta
die and shit? That's RAW, man!"
And Gimli is going, "Look atchoo. . .wid yo big ol' blonde weave, shakin'
yo booty, thinkin' you so fine. You ain't nuthin' but a ho!"
And Legolas is like, "Shorty, I ain't EVEN hearin' it. You KNOW I'm all
that
and a bag of chips."
And so the quest continued, with many smackings upside the head.