Cowgirls, a very long and hard ride!

Disclaimer:

This is a Mary Sue fic and there are made up Characters in this story. They are my made up Characters and if your one that is not into making them up...then please do not write me a nasty review. Simpley take the 'new character' in and see what you think about them and if its not your cup of tea then just don't worry about it. Think about the story line! This is just friendly advice...enjoy!


One day Chrissy was on vacation in New York with her friend Jenny and was told that there was a little shop in China Town that sold old Elven artifacts. Since both of them collected those items they decided to venture off to see this little shop.

The both of them were so excited that the next morning they got up early to seek out this place. The two were in a hurry to reach this shop.

Inside of Chrissy’s dream, she was dreaming of a young man that sat on the end of a rock singing to her in a foreign tone. She just smiled at him and felt very safe. The song he sang was so beautiful and the way he looked upon her was breath-taking. She could not really see his face or who this man was in her dreams. Just when he leaned in to kiss her lips, the alarm suddenly went off and woke her up.

Chrissy laid in the bed for a few moments thinking of that beautiful song that was being sung to her in the dream. She just laughed at the silly dream and realized that it was becoming quite frequent these days. It was ridiculous because she based all her past boyfriends on that dream. But, it was getting late and Chrissy picked up the phone to call Jenny.

Chrissy picked the phone to see if Jenny was up and ready to go. She started to dial the number to her room and heard it ring.

Jenny was in the middle of a dream with Legolas as they were dancing and laughing at the silliest things. She was thinking of all the dirty things that the Prince would do to her as he leaned in to kiss her lips. However, this came to an end when she heard a ringing noise in the background and rose up to pick-up the phone.

Jenny picked up the phone, “Hello” as she sat up on the bed.

Chrissy played with the phone cord as she spoke, “Are you up girl?” She asked.

Jenny answered, “Well I was in the middle of this dream…Yeah I’m up!”

Chrissy giggled, “Yeah, I know, sorry to wake you. But are you ready?”

With excitement, Jenny answered, “You know I am up now! I can’t wait to see what kinds of things we might find!”

“I can’t wait either! Hurry up and I will meet you downstairs in about a thirty minutes.” said Chrissy.

Jenny said, “All right see you in a few”, as she placed down the phone.

Chrissy put down the phone and headed for the showers. She was going to enjoy this trip because of all the new and wonderful items that were to be found in this little place. She had actually come across this place by accident but she considered it fate! She was speaking to this man in a Chinese restaurant that the two had eaten at last night.

Jenny and Chrissy were talking about how much they loved Elf’s and a very old man over heard them talking about it. He came over to their table and said his name was Jiong but we could call him Mitchell. He told us about this shop that sold all kinds of old artifacts that dated back to the medieval times. He even said that this shop was very old and the person that ran it was of Elven decent.

The strange old man looked like he walked out of one of those old Chinese movies. He wore a bright gold, silken pair of pants and a golden top with an imprint of dragons that seem to look embedded on the shirt. He was quite distinguished in the way he was so wise when he spoke. He told us to be very careful when traveling to China town because there were a lot of not so nice people that hung out in that town.

Jenny looked over at Chrissy when the old man had said this and the expression on her face was priceless. They both thanked the old man for telling them about this little place in China town because the two would be going there tomorrow. The old man handed them the address and told them to ask for a guy named Mu.

Chrissy was thinking about all of this while she showered and got ready to meet her friend to travel to this place. She also was a little skeptical of this old man because the thoughts in her mind were a little unsure. However, Chrissy and Jenny loved to take chances so they both decided to take the risk of going to the shop.

When Chrissy finished getting dressed she grabbed her room key and headed downstairs in the lobby to meet Jenny. She went over to the elevator and pressed the button to go down and the doors opened. Chrissy stepped inside and hit the first floor button. Finally the doors opened and she saw Jenny sitting down waiting for her to arrive.

Jenny saw Chrissy approaching and asked, “What took you so freakin long?”

Chrissy replied, “You know I take a long time to get dressed, forty-five minutes is a recorded for me!”

They both giggled, “Want to grab a Coffee at Starbucks and a Bagel?” Jenny asked

Chrissy answered, “Sure, I am starving!”

So both the girls headed off to Starbucks for breakfast on the go. They walked a few blocks over and ordered the much needed Coffee and Bagel. Chrissy and Jenny were kind of excited but skeptical at the same time. But they both decided to shrug it off and go to this shop.

Chrissy and Jenny grabbed a cab and asked the drive to take them into China town. Jenny rattled off the address to the cab driver and off they went to their journey to the Shop in China town! When they finally arrived to their destination, Chrissy and Jenny looked at all the little shops that filled the streets.

The driver said in his New York accent, “Here is your stop, Ladies, It will be 30 bucks!”

Chrissy turned to Jenny, “I will pick up the cost of the cab ride and you can pay for our ride back to the Hotel.”

Jenny shook her head to agree and Chrissy paid the cab driver. They both got out and looked at the little old building that had the address on the side it.

Chrissy said hesitant, “I guess this is the place….but it looks kind of creepy!”

With much anticipation, Jenny replied, “Well too late to turn back now, I want to see what kind of old Elven artifacts this place has inside. Let’s go into the place and check it out.”

They both opened the rickety old door and it creaked as it opened. They both entered and found themselves entering into a gold mine! There was so much stuff in this old place but it was extremely cluttered. The store was deserted and didn’t really have anyone inside of the place.

Chrissy yelled out, “Hello is anyone here?”

A man came out of a door that seemed to be hidden in the back.

He asked in an interrogating manner, “What are you doing here? Who sent you?”

Jenny boldly spoke, “A man at this little Chinese place name Jiong sent us, except he let us call him Mitchell and told us about this shop. Mitchell said you could help us with some Elven artifacts.”

The man was young and wore what an average every day guy would wear. Mu had on a bright colored sweater and some blue jeans. He was very leery of the girls that just entered his family shop.

He replied, “Well now I see my father’s brother sent you here. I guess if you are a friend of his you may enter this shop.”

Chrissy asked, “May we see these artifacts from the Elven times?”

Mu answered, “You may see them but they are in another part of the shop. Would you like me to take you to this part of it?”

Chrissy turned to her friend and said, “What do you think?”

Jenny said to Mu, “We won’t get hit over the head or worse raped or killed, will we?”

Mu answered with a laugh, “No, No, there is nothing to harm you in this shop, besides my uncle knows you are here, he would be very disappointed if you two girls did not return.”


Jenny and Chrissy both took a deep breath and nodded for the guy to take them to the other part of the shop. As they all walked deeper into the shop it seemed like an eternity to get to these so called Elven artifacts.

Jenny asked impatiently, “How far does this shop go back?”

Mu said, “It’s not much farther into this part of the shop. I don’t normally take people back to this part of the building but since my uncle sent you here to look at the items that are very sacred to our people. I shall show you the precious Artifacts.”

Chrissy stated, “This place is so big inside but from the outside it’s so small.”

Mu answered, “That is because these buildings are very old and they have a lot of space on the inside.”

As they all walked, Chrissy noticed all the old paintings and swords on they wall.

She whispered to Jenny, “I wonder if these swords were every used by Legolas or Aragorn?”

Jenny smirked, “If they were I want to purchase those swords!”

Mu finally reached the room that held these precious items. The door looked very old and not even of this time. The old door was round almost like a hobbit door. Jenny and Chrissy noticed this feature right away.

With much concern, Mu warned, “Please do not touch anything until I inspect it, some of the items have curses on them and others might take you into another time. I would hate for you two to get trapped into another time or worse killed by something.”

Jenny and Chrissy went separate ways to explore all the Elven Artifacts. It was very amusing for Mu and it was as if he unleashed kids into a candy store. He noticed their eyes and how big they got when they saw the different types of swords, especially if it was from the Mirkwood forest. The two girls were so happy they could not contain themselves.

Jenny looked all around and came to an old book that was called ‘Elven Magic’.

She thought, “I could have some fun with this!”

Jenny glanced over at her friend to flash a wicked smile. Chrissy knew by the mischievous grin, Jenny was about to do something silly.

Chrissy and Jenny were always getting into trouble by their curious ways and their obsession with Elves.

Mu said, “I need to go check on something, Please do not touch anything until I get back.”

The girls just nodded their heads and agreed that they would not touch anything.

Something had caught Chrissy attention when she saw over on a table a shiny bag. She went over to the pretty bag. She skimmed the top of the bag with the tips of her fingers.

The bag felt of a silken material that was unknown as if it was foreign. Chrissy picked the bag up and looked inside of it. The bag had some sort of dust that was kept contained for some reason.

Chrissy thought strangely, “This is rather odd! Why would someone keep dust in a bag?”

Jenny motioned for Chrissy to come over and look at the great book she found. She was squealing as she read the pages about going to Middle earth. All they need was some pixie dust.

Chrissy walked over to see the old hardback that Jenny was reading. It was stunning as it had a golden leaf carved imprinted into the front cover. The giant book was handcrafted and was beautifully made for someone of great power.

Jenny explained, “I was reading this part about traveling back in time to Middle Earth but where do we find some Elven Pixie Dust?”

Chrissy laughed, “I wonder if this stuff is Elven Pixie Dust? What else does it say?”

Jenny looked down at the Elven words that were on the page, “This language in the book is a little hard to read. I wonder why the Elven words that are in Tolkien’s stories are so easy to read.”

They both started to speak the mysterious words and sprinkle the dust all around themselves:

irma haeannon (dimension door)
Lema ed' templa (Teleport)
Lema ed' ando en' templa (a gate travel)
To the land of Middle Earth

The two girls saw a doorway open up and they saw a forest that was right in front of them. They both knew they wanted to go Middle earth so bad that this was there one and only chance.

Chrissy insisted, “Let’s go before Mu gets back.”

Jenny and Chrissy walked through the dimension door and would hopefully lead them to Mirkwood.

Mu returned to find the two girls walking through the portal.

He screamed out, “No girls! You must not go through the gate to the realm of the Elves.”

It was not of any use, the two girls could not hear him because they were already through the portal.

In Mirkwood, Legolas and Haldir were hunting in the woods when they heard someone talking. They both climbed up into the trees to see there pray that so dared walked into the Mirkwood forest.

Chrissy gazed in wonderment, “Wow this place is even more beautiful then I imagined!” as she noticed the magical place.

Jenny replied, “Yes I know, it’s just great! I wonder if our Elven friends are around, you know their probably listening to us right now.”

Just then Legolas and Haldir jumped down from the tree. They both startled the two young girls. Legolas spoke first, as an arrow was placed right in front of their faces.

“What business do you have in Mirkwood forest?” Legolas asked sternly.

Chrissy moved the arrow out of they way and said, “Slow down, Legolas we are not hear to harm you or Haldir!”

Legolas gave the young woman a surprising looking to have known his name.

He glared at the women for a moment and asked, “How do you know of this, speak now?”

Jenny said with a wink, “Listen cowboy…put that thing away before someone gets hurt! We are not here to harm you but to, how can I put this, to please you!”

Legolas dropped his weapon and looked over at Haldir to consult on what to do with the two women that they found in the woods that knew their names.

Haldir said in the Elven tongue to Legolas, “Ya Lle n’rangwa edanea?” (Who are these humans?)

Legolas looked dumbfounded and said, “Amin Lle nae sinta.” (I do not know)

Haldir had lust in his eyes and thought, “Please us, these woman are so easily controlled by elves and our bodies! You and I can have some fun with this!”

Haldir said to Legolas, “Ron merna seasa Lle!” (They wish to pleasure us!)

Legolas said with a humorous look, “Aiya!” (Oh)

Now Chrissy and Jenny were watching the two elves speak to one another in the elvish language. Little did Haldir and Legolas know the two women before them understood every word they were speaking!

Chrissy said with her eyebrow raised, “Yes this is true we wish to pleasure you and we are very fluent in the elvish language.”

Jenny spoke with such eagerness, “This is true, and we wish to be your sex slaves!”

Now Legolas and Haldir were two males of course so they weren’t going to refuse sex from two beautiful maidens. Haldir had taken notice of the dark headed one. Her hair was as black as night, thus to him was very beautiful. He noticed her small frame and intriguing curves that he so wanted for his own pleasing!

Haldir asked, “What are your names?”

With much desire, “My name is Jenny and I am a cowgirl that likes to ride, hmmm, big and juicy things….”

“My name is Chrissy and well my friend here is just horny for elves! We came here to visit Middle Earth and thought it would be fun to find out something from our past.” She stated.

Now Legolas looked at the blond headed one called Chrissy, to him she could pass as an Elf, she was tall and slender. He took notice of the ocean blue eyes that mirrored his own. He never met a human with golden hair and big blue eyes that resembled so much like an elf.

He also gazed at the clothing they were wearing because women or She-Elves did not wear these types of clothing. The blond wore a black skirt that showed off her legs, a buttoned down blue shirt, he could see an out line of her breasts and boots that came up to her knees. She looked as if she dressed conservative and sexy at the same time. He liked this too because it gave him something to dream about in his mind on what was underneath.

Legolas looked at the black-headed woman that called herself Jenny. She was the sassy one of the group and he liked that in a female. She had spunk and knew what she wanted from a male. He looked her up and down and took notice of the very revealing top that you could actually see her breasts almost if someone was meant to see them.

The top she wore was a shade of lavender, she also wore a skirt but this skirt was very short and a similar type of boot that the blond wore.

Jenny stated in a sassy tone, “Are you finished looking at my body because you’re about to undress me with your eyes if you keep staring at me!”

Chrissy quickly interrupted, “Could you help us find out why we are here in middle earth? I remember reading in that spell book that you have to be of Elven decent to even read the words to open a portal here to Middle Earth.”

Legolas looked at Haldir and said, “I will try and help you fair maidens, however, I do not know why you have come here to Middle Earth. Maybe Lord Elrond could help you seek thus answer.”