Boys' Talk
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Lord of the Rings Movies › General › Lord of the Ring Stars
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,598
Reviews:
7
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
This is work of fiction! I do not know the celebrity(ies) I am writing about, and I do not profit from these writings.
Boys' Talk
Dom: “I’ve just seen Viggo’s arse.”
Billy: “Intentionally?”
Dom: “No. But I noticed something…”
David: “The words ‘Viggo’s arse’ and ‘noticed’ in the same sentence when you’re of the same gender is not necessarily a good thing.”
Sir Ian: “I wouldn’t exactly say that, my boy.”
Dom: “I noticed that for a man in his mid-to-late 40s he’s got a better arse than I do.”
Craig: “Hate to tell you this, Dom, but he’s got a better everything than most of us.”
Orlie: “True. He has to have had help looking like that. I’m twenty years younger than he is, and I can only aspire to have a body like his someday.”
Dom: “But his arse…”
Billy: “You’re starting to worry me with this fascination with Viggo’s arse.”
Dom: “Have you ever looked at it? It’s so… hard! I’ve never seen a nicer arse on a man.”
Sir Ian: “Really? Do tell.”
Karl: “Viggo has a body that an artist like himself would love to sculpt.”
Orlie: “Yes! Yes! That describes it perfectly. Now how do I get to look like that?”
David: “Why not just ask him?”
Craig: “Right. Just walk up to the man, and say; ‘So, Viggo, how does a man your age look so hot, and how can we have your body too?’”
Sean: “Not quite like that, but…”
Dom: “His arse is firm…”
Billy: “How do you know it’s firm? Did you feel it?”
Sir Ian: “Did you? And here I thought we’d have nothing to talk about tonight if I came out here with you gentlemen.”
Billy: “I had no idea you were into men’s arses, Dom.”
Karl: “Did you say you felt Viggo’s arse?”
Sean: “Who felt Viggo’s arse? Sir Ian?”
Sir Ian: “I hate to disappoint you, lad, but this time the gay man did not feel anyone’s arse.”
Craig: “Viggo let someone feel his arse?”
David: “Why would anyone need to feel it?”
Billy: “See what you’ve started? Now the tabloids will be ripe with headlines of Lord of The Rings cast fondling Viggo Mortensen’s arse, and the like. Our reputation as ladies’ men…”
Sir Ian: * cough, cough*
Billy: “… and man’s man will be shot to hell.”
Sean: “Actually the man’s man reputation would be heightened, wouldn’t it then?”
Sir Ian: “Yes, I believe it would.”
Karl: “Why are we talking about Viggo’s arse, anyway?”
Billy: “Because Dom likes it. He seems to have developed a sudden fetish for it.”
Dom: “I did not develop a fetish for Viggo’s arse. I was just saying that I saw it.”
David: “And noticed how gorgeous it looked.”
Dom: “I never said that.”
Sir Ian: “, no, not in so many words, no, but the implication was quite clear.”
Craig: “What’s clear?”
Sean: “That Dom thinks Viggo’s arse is worth noticing.”
Orlie: “He said that? Like we should go out there and all go take a good look at it?”
Dom: “This conversation is getting out of control. I said I had noticed how well built Viggo was for his age, not that we should all go ogle his arse.”
Karl: “So it’s not just his arse you noticed, you noticed more?”
Dom: “I’m going to leave now.”
Sir Ian: “I’ll go with you. I’m of a mind to do a little ogling now. You’ve gotten a… rise… out of my curiosity.”
Billy: “Do you think he’ll ever realize we were ribbing him?”
Sean: “Someday he will. And by then Viggo might even know that his firm arse was such a hot topic of conversation.”
Billy: “Intentionally?”
Dom: “No. But I noticed something…”
David: “The words ‘Viggo’s arse’ and ‘noticed’ in the same sentence when you’re of the same gender is not necessarily a good thing.”
Sir Ian: “I wouldn’t exactly say that, my boy.”
Dom: “I noticed that for a man in his mid-to-late 40s he’s got a better arse than I do.”
Craig: “Hate to tell you this, Dom, but he’s got a better everything than most of us.”
Orlie: “True. He has to have had help looking like that. I’m twenty years younger than he is, and I can only aspire to have a body like his someday.”
Dom: “But his arse…”
Billy: “You’re starting to worry me with this fascination with Viggo’s arse.”
Dom: “Have you ever looked at it? It’s so… hard! I’ve never seen a nicer arse on a man.”
Sir Ian: “Really? Do tell.”
Karl: “Viggo has a body that an artist like himself would love to sculpt.”
Orlie: “Yes! Yes! That describes it perfectly. Now how do I get to look like that?”
David: “Why not just ask him?”
Craig: “Right. Just walk up to the man, and say; ‘So, Viggo, how does a man your age look so hot, and how can we have your body too?’”
Sean: “Not quite like that, but…”
Dom: “His arse is firm…”
Billy: “How do you know it’s firm? Did you feel it?”
Sir Ian: “Did you? And here I thought we’d have nothing to talk about tonight if I came out here with you gentlemen.”
Billy: “I had no idea you were into men’s arses, Dom.”
Karl: “Did you say you felt Viggo’s arse?”
Sean: “Who felt Viggo’s arse? Sir Ian?”
Sir Ian: “I hate to disappoint you, lad, but this time the gay man did not feel anyone’s arse.”
Craig: “Viggo let someone feel his arse?”
David: “Why would anyone need to feel it?”
Billy: “See what you’ve started? Now the tabloids will be ripe with headlines of Lord of The Rings cast fondling Viggo Mortensen’s arse, and the like. Our reputation as ladies’ men…”
Sir Ian: * cough, cough*
Billy: “… and man’s man will be shot to hell.”
Sean: “Actually the man’s man reputation would be heightened, wouldn’t it then?”
Sir Ian: “Yes, I believe it would.”
Karl: “Why are we talking about Viggo’s arse, anyway?”
Billy: “Because Dom likes it. He seems to have developed a sudden fetish for it.”
Dom: “I did not develop a fetish for Viggo’s arse. I was just saying that I saw it.”
David: “And noticed how gorgeous it looked.”
Dom: “I never said that.”
Sir Ian: “, no, not in so many words, no, but the implication was quite clear.”
Craig: “What’s clear?”
Sean: “That Dom thinks Viggo’s arse is worth noticing.”
Orlie: “He said that? Like we should go out there and all go take a good look at it?”
Dom: “This conversation is getting out of control. I said I had noticed how well built Viggo was for his age, not that we should all go ogle his arse.”
Karl: “So it’s not just his arse you noticed, you noticed more?”
Dom: “I’m going to leave now.”
Sir Ian: “I’ll go with you. I’m of a mind to do a little ogling now. You’ve gotten a… rise… out of my curiosity.”
Billy: “Do you think he’ll ever realize we were ribbing him?”
Sean: “Someday he will. And by then Viggo might even know that his firm arse was such a hot topic of conversation.”