The Divine Secrets of the Fellowship
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Lord of the Rings Movies › Slash - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,200
Reviews:
2
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own the Lord of the Rings book series and movie series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
The Council of LarryBob
*~Divine Secrets of the Fellowship~*
Disclaimer: I don’t own Aragorn *sniffle* or Legolas *CRY!!* or anyone in this story. EXCEPT LARRYBOB! He’s mine! And the random audience members. They’re mine too. XD I have no money. So please refrain from suing me. *puppy eyes*
LarryBob: Hello everyone and welcome to The Council of LarryBob! I’m your host LarryBob Roundpants! Today, our topic is “I know something you don’t know!” And here with me today is The Fellowship of the Ring!
Audience: *SCREAM*
LB: Our first guest is Bilbo Baggins of the Shire. Welcome Bilbo!
Bilbo: Hi Larry.
LB: Bilbo, why is it that you’re here today?
B: Well, you see Larry, a few hundred years ago, I was good friends with this creature thing named Gollum, and one day, I was in is cave, and he excused himself to use the bathroom. That’s when I found this shiny gold ring on the floor. And I took it.
A: *GASP*
B: Yes, yes I know. My oop. (1)
LB: Your oop indeed Bilbo! Well let’s bring out Gollum and see what he has to say about this shall we? Gollum? Come on down!
*Enter Gollum*
A: …
LB: Hello Gollum!
G: *Grumble*
LB:…Uh? Ok, well anywho, I think Bilbo here has something to tell you…don’t you Bilbo?
B:…Er…no?
A: *Threatens with tomatoes*
B: Er-I mean YES! I DO!…Gollum…you know how you lost your precious the day I was at your cave?
G:…yes..
B: Well, you didn’t exactly loose it.
A: *GASP*
G: What’s it saying?
B: I stole it Gollum, I’m sorry!
G: NO! *Attacks Bilbo* STUPID FAT HOBBIT! YOU STOLE IT FROM US! NOT THE HOT HOBBIT B: B: No! Gollum! I’m sorry! Really I am!
*Bilbo and Gollum roll off stage fighting*
LB:m, sm, so anywho, let’s bring out our next guest. Lord Elrond!
*Enter Lord Elrond*
LB: Hail Lord Elrond! Welcome dude!
Elrond: Thanks…uh…dude.
LB: So what’s your issue here today, Master Elrond?
E: Well, I’ve sort of been keeping something from my daughter, Arwen for a few…thousand years.
A: *Gasp*
LB: Well, let’s find out what it is shall we? Arwen…come on down!
AY!
Y!
LB: Arwen, I think your father has something to tell you…
E: Um…Arwen, daughter, sweetie…I haven’t been completely honest with you these past three thousand years…
Arwen: What are you saying?
E: Well, Arwen…You were adopted.
A: *GASP*
ARW: *GASP* What?! Why didn’t you tell me?
E:…Well…It’s complicated.
ARW: COMPLICATED??! Who is my daddy??!
*Enter Darth Vador*
A: DARTH VADOR??!
DV: *Inhale* Arwen…*exhale*… I am your father.
ARW: NOOOO! Anything but that!
LB: Wow. Sad…AAANYWHOOO our next guest is King Aragorn of Gondor!
*Enter Aragorn*
A: *SCREAM*
LB: Calm your hormones girls. Aragon, what’s up dude?
AR: Uuh…nothin?
LB: I understand you’re here to tell Legolas Gree-
A: *SCREAM*
LB:…Legola-
A: *SCREAM*
LB:……Legolas-
A: *SCREAM*
LB: SHAAATTT UUUP!
A: *Shuts up*
LB: Sheesh! Anywho, I understand that you’re here because you’ve been keeping something from…Legolas Greenleaf?
AR: Yes.
LB: Well, then let’s bring him out! Legolas?
*Enter Legolas*
A: *SREEEAAM*
Legolas: *Covers ears*
LB: Legolas Greenleaf, Prince of Mirkwood, it’s wonderful to meet-*drip*-What the-*drip* Is it…raining?…INSIDE??!
AR: No I think it’s just the writer drooling over Legolas.
LB: *Looks up* Oh.
Me: My oop! Sorry guys! Can’t help it. Legolas you’re just too damn sexy!
L: *Blush* Naah.
Me: No, I’m serious, I mean damn….Can I have a hug?
L: Of course.
Me: Yay! *Runs out onto stage and begins making out passionately with Legolas*
LB: Ahem..Ya know we are doing a show here!!
Me:…OH! Sorry My oop. We’ll continue this later my love. *grabs Leggy’s bum*
E: Pssh nice ‘hug.’
Me: Shut up old man or I’ll-
LB: WELL!…That was interesting. So anywho, Aragorn, you had-
*Random person in audience raises hand*
LB: Yes, question in the back?
RP: Yes um, this question is for you, LarryBob.
LB:…Yes?
RP: Are you in anyway related to a Mr. SpongeBob Squarepants?
LB: NO! Why does everyone ask me that??! I am NOT! Related to him! I don’t even know who he is! And look! My pants are round! Not square!! SHEESH…My apologies. Aragorn, please continue.
AR: *turns to face Leggy* Legolas, there’s something I’ve been wanting to tell you for a long time…Something I’ve been hiding for so long…Something that’s been bottled up inside me…Something that-
Another Random Audience Member: OH just get on with it!
AR: Legolas…I love you.
A: *GASP!*
LB: *GASP!*
B: *GASP!*
E: *GASP!*
DV: *Inhale* *GASP!* *Exhale*
Rabid fangirls: *GASP!*
ARW: NOOO!
Rabid Slash Fangirs: YES!
L: *Beams* Really??
AR: Really Really.
L: I love you too. *Kiss*
A: Aaaaw!
Rabid Fangirls: NOO! He’s Mine!
Me: *Runs onto stage and pulls out sword* You’re gonna have to go through me first. He’s MINE!
AR: *Evil glare*
Me: Er..And Aragorn’s!
AR: *Pulls out sword*
Me: So yer gonna have to go through US first!
RFG: NOOO! *Scream and run away*
Me: OH! What now!
L: Thanks guys. How can I ever repay you?
AR: Oh I think you could come up with something.
Me: Yeah…something *beams*
L:…Threesome?
AR: Works for me.
Me; *folds hands and looks to sky* Thank you. *Runs backstage with Legolas and Aragorn*
LB: Well, I think that just about covers it folks-
ARW: Ohit dit doesn’t Aragorn is MINE! He’s- *trails off as LarryBob continues*
LB: I’m LarryBob Roundpants, and may the grace of hot elves, sexy rangers, and free folk…go with you. Goodnight!
(1): Oop: Word accidently said by my best friend once instead of oops, so now oop has completely replaced oops…Savvy?
Disclaimer: I don’t own Aragorn *sniffle* or Legolas *CRY!!* or anyone in this story. EXCEPT LARRYBOB! He’s mine! And the random audience members. They’re mine too. XD I have no money. So please refrain from suing me. *puppy eyes*
LarryBob: Hello everyone and welcome to The Council of LarryBob! I’m your host LarryBob Roundpants! Today, our topic is “I know something you don’t know!” And here with me today is The Fellowship of the Ring!
Audience: *SCREAM*
LB: Our first guest is Bilbo Baggins of the Shire. Welcome Bilbo!
Bilbo: Hi Larry.
LB: Bilbo, why is it that you’re here today?
B: Well, you see Larry, a few hundred years ago, I was good friends with this creature thing named Gollum, and one day, I was in is cave, and he excused himself to use the bathroom. That’s when I found this shiny gold ring on the floor. And I took it.
A: *GASP*
B: Yes, yes I know. My oop. (1)
LB: Your oop indeed Bilbo! Well let’s bring out Gollum and see what he has to say about this shall we? Gollum? Come on down!
*Enter Gollum*
A: …
LB: Hello Gollum!
G: *Grumble*
LB:…Uh? Ok, well anywho, I think Bilbo here has something to tell you…don’t you Bilbo?
B:…Er…no?
A: *Threatens with tomatoes*
B: Er-I mean YES! I DO!…Gollum…you know how you lost your precious the day I was at your cave?
G:…yes..
B: Well, you didn’t exactly loose it.
A: *GASP*
G: What’s it saying?
B: I stole it Gollum, I’m sorry!
G: NO! *Attacks Bilbo* STUPID FAT HOBBIT! YOU STOLE IT FROM US! NOT THE HOT HOBBIT B: B: No! Gollum! I’m sorry! Really I am!
*Bilbo and Gollum roll off stage fighting*
LB:m, sm, so anywho, let’s bring out our next guest. Lord Elrond!
*Enter Lord Elrond*
LB: Hail Lord Elrond! Welcome dude!
Elrond: Thanks…uh…dude.
LB: So what’s your issue here today, Master Elrond?
E: Well, I’ve sort of been keeping something from my daughter, Arwen for a few…thousand years.
A: *Gasp*
LB: Well, let’s find out what it is shall we? Arwen…come on down!
AY!
Y!
LB: Arwen, I think your father has something to tell you…
E: Um…Arwen, daughter, sweetie…I haven’t been completely honest with you these past three thousand years…
Arwen: What are you saying?
E: Well, Arwen…You were adopted.
A: *GASP*
ARW: *GASP* What?! Why didn’t you tell me?
E:…Well…It’s complicated.
ARW: COMPLICATED??! Who is my daddy??!
*Enter Darth Vador*
A: DARTH VADOR??!
DV: *Inhale* Arwen…*exhale*… I am your father.
ARW: NOOOO! Anything but that!
LB: Wow. Sad…AAANYWHOOO our next guest is King Aragorn of Gondor!
*Enter Aragorn*
A: *SCREAM*
LB: Calm your hormones girls. Aragon, what’s up dude?
AR: Uuh…nothin?
LB: I understand you’re here to tell Legolas Gree-
A: *SCREAM*
LB:…Legola-
A: *SCREAM*
LB:……Legolas-
A: *SCREAM*
LB: SHAAATTT UUUP!
A: *Shuts up*
LB: Sheesh! Anywho, I understand that you’re here because you’ve been keeping something from…Legolas Greenleaf?
AR: Yes.
LB: Well, then let’s bring him out! Legolas?
*Enter Legolas*
A: *SREEEAAM*
Legolas: *Covers ears*
LB: Legolas Greenleaf, Prince of Mirkwood, it’s wonderful to meet-*drip*-What the-*drip* Is it…raining?…INSIDE??!
AR: No I think it’s just the writer drooling over Legolas.
LB: *Looks up* Oh.
Me: My oop! Sorry guys! Can’t help it. Legolas you’re just too damn sexy!
L: *Blush* Naah.
Me: No, I’m serious, I mean damn….Can I have a hug?
L: Of course.
Me: Yay! *Runs out onto stage and begins making out passionately with Legolas*
LB: Ahem..Ya know we are doing a show here!!
Me:…OH! Sorry My oop. We’ll continue this later my love. *grabs Leggy’s bum*
E: Pssh nice ‘hug.’
Me: Shut up old man or I’ll-
LB: WELL!…That was interesting. So anywho, Aragorn, you had-
*Random person in audience raises hand*
LB: Yes, question in the back?
RP: Yes um, this question is for you, LarryBob.
LB:…Yes?
RP: Are you in anyway related to a Mr. SpongeBob Squarepants?
LB: NO! Why does everyone ask me that??! I am NOT! Related to him! I don’t even know who he is! And look! My pants are round! Not square!! SHEESH…My apologies. Aragorn, please continue.
AR: *turns to face Leggy* Legolas, there’s something I’ve been wanting to tell you for a long time…Something I’ve been hiding for so long…Something that’s been bottled up inside me…Something that-
Another Random Audience Member: OH just get on with it!
AR: Legolas…I love you.
A: *GASP!*
LB: *GASP!*
B: *GASP!*
E: *GASP!*
DV: *Inhale* *GASP!* *Exhale*
Rabid fangirls: *GASP!*
ARW: NOOO!
Rabid Slash Fangirs: YES!
L: *Beams* Really??
AR: Really Really.
L: I love you too. *Kiss*
A: Aaaaw!
Rabid Fangirls: NOO! He’s Mine!
Me: *Runs onto stage and pulls out sword* You’re gonna have to go through me first. He’s MINE!
AR: *Evil glare*
Me: Er..And Aragorn’s!
AR: *Pulls out sword*
Me: So yer gonna have to go through US first!
RFG: NOOO! *Scream and run away*
Me: OH! What now!
L: Thanks guys. How can I ever repay you?
AR: Oh I think you could come up with something.
Me: Yeah…something *beams*
L:…Threesome?
AR: Works for me.
Me; *folds hands and looks to sky* Thank you. *Runs backstage with Legolas and Aragorn*
LB: Well, I think that just about covers it folks-
ARW: Ohit dit doesn’t Aragorn is MINE! He’s- *trails off as LarryBob continues*
LB: I’m LarryBob Roundpants, and may the grace of hot elves, sexy rangers, and free folk…go with you. Goodnight!
(1): Oop: Word accidently said by my best friend once instead of oops, so now oop has completely replaced oops…Savvy?