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Lord of the pants

By: tenshiXzaaXyamiyo
folder -Multi-Age › General
Rating: Adult +
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Disclaimer: I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

Lord of the pants

Kia-chan:…this..is just…well it was fun for the most part..me and Rea were really ‘’drugged up’’ while writing this..haha jk
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Lord of the pants

Gimli: I'd say we were taking the long way round! Gandalf. We could go through my pants!

Gandalf: No Gimli, I would not go through your pants unless I no other choice.

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Aragorn: You have my sword.

Legolas: And my pants!

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Galadriel: Will you look into my pants?

Frodo: What will I see

Galadriel: Well I thought that would be pretty obvious!

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Pippin: What's that?

Merry: That, my friend, is pants.

Pippin: It comes in pants? I'm getting' one!

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Aragorn: Gentlemen! We don't stop until nightfall!

Pippin: But what about my pants?

Aragorn: You already have pants.

Pippin: One pair, yes. What about second pants?

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Arwen: Do you remember what I told you when we first met?

Aragorn: You said you would bind yourself to my pants.

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Haldir: That dwarf breathed so loudly, we could have shot him in his pants!

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Celeborn: Where is Gandalf, for I greatly desire to speak with him.

Galadriel: He has fallen into pants.

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Gimli: Let them come! There is one Dwarf yet in Moria who still wears pants!

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Sam: You've been in Farmer Maggot's pants again, haven't you?

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Gandalf: There can only be one lord of the rings., only one. And he does not share pants!

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Frodo: Go on Sam, ask Rosie for her pants!

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Arwen: Why do you fear your pants?

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Aragorn: Boromir! Give the pants to Frodo!

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Boromir: I will get no rest here. I heard a voice in my pants.

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Sam: This is it - one more step and this will be the farthest away from my pants I've ever been.

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Boromir: If you would just lend me your pants.

Frodo: No!!

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Aragorn: I would have gone with you to the very depths of your pants.

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Legolas: Did you hear nothing Lord Elrond just said? My pants must be destroyed!

Elrond: But Legolas, you have no pants.

Legolas: Oh yeah, that's right, I guess we can all go home now.

((A/N: Legolas really doesn't wear pants! He has tights, so he can scamper and be all pretty))

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Frodo: I think we should get off my pants...GET OFF MY PANTS!

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Frodo: What are you doing?

Merry: Tomatoes, sausages, nice crispy pants!

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Aragorn: Let us hunt some pants!

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Gandalf: Be on your guard, there are older and fouler then orcs in the deeper places of my pants.

All: *gasp*

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Legolas: Have you heard nothing Lord Elrond has just said, the ring must be destroyed!

Gimli: And I suppose you think you're the one to do it! I'll be dead before I see the ring in the pants of an elf! ________________________________________________________________________

Boromir: You hold the pants of all little one, if this is indeed the will of thunciuncil, then Gondor will see it done!

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Bilbo: *singing* My pants go ever on and on.

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Kia-chan: Oh boy…Im about to get some flames for this…just nfornform you Im not trying to make fun of LotR by writing this..it was just some good clean fun…gotta admit it is pretty funny…or not…oki l8er!