Two Elves and a Computer
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Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
9
Views:
1,864
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9
Two Elves and a Computer.
By Iamme
iammeiamme@hotmail.com
DISCLAIMER: I don’t own them, they all belongs to Tolkien. ETC, ETC, ETC.
(N=Narrator H=Haldir L=Legolas)
(N) Six month later. Legolas and Haldir are sitting in front of Legolas’s computer.
(L) Well, my divorce is final. I am finally free! Go me!
(H) Cool!! That means we won’t have to worry about your wife torching your clothes anymore!
(L) Speaking of that we are having a party this weekend. We should invite Lord Celeborn. He hasn’t partied since Gollum fell in Mt.Doom.
(H) I don’t think he can come. He and Galadriel made up. *Grinning*
(L) Isn’t love wonderful? *Chuckling*
(H) Yup and he got all of his clothes back from Rumil. Who I believe is tied up somewhere till Celeborn remembers to let him go.
(L) Sounds like you need a new roommate then.
(H) Already taken care of.
(L) Who?
(H) Glorfindel…
(L) Good choice…. *Nodding*
(H) Elrond said we could hold the party at his place.
(L) Celebrian is so different from her mother.
(H) Celebrian is different from MOST women!
(L) True..
(H) Orophin said that…*Staring at the screen*you and Gimli had a thing going!!
(L) Remember Helms Deep… I have an ax!
(N) And they all lived ever after although some were much happier than others. Oh and I was threatened with my life to add these notes. “No one slept with any ents, None of the elves slept with any dwarves, and Galadriel is a very sweet and caring person and she is not scary. If you don’t believe her then she will personally come and put a curse upon you.”
The End
By Iamme
iammeiamme@hotmail.com
DISCLAIMER: I don’t own them, they all belongs to Tolkien. ETC, ETC, ETC.
(N=Narrator H=Haldir L=Legolas)
(N) Six month later. Legolas and Haldir are sitting in front of Legolas’s computer.
(L) Well, my divorce is final. I am finally free! Go me!
(H) Cool!! That means we won’t have to worry about your wife torching your clothes anymore!
(L) Speaking of that we are having a party this weekend. We should invite Lord Celeborn. He hasn’t partied since Gollum fell in Mt.Doom.
(H) I don’t think he can come. He and Galadriel made up. *Grinning*
(L) Isn’t love wonderful? *Chuckling*
(H) Yup and he got all of his clothes back from Rumil. Who I believe is tied up somewhere till Celeborn remembers to let him go.
(L) Sounds like you need a new roommate then.
(H) Already taken care of.
(L) Who?
(H) Glorfindel…
(L) Good choice…. *Nodding*
(H) Elrond said we could hold the party at his place.
(L) Celebrian is so different from her mother.
(H) Celebrian is different from MOST women!
(L) True..
(H) Orophin said that…*Staring at the screen*you and Gimli had a thing going!!
(L) Remember Helms Deep… I have an ax!
(N) And they all lived ever after although some were much happier than others. Oh and I was threatened with my life to add these notes. “No one slept with any ents, None of the elves slept with any dwarves, and Galadriel is a very sweet and caring person and she is not scary. If you don’t believe her then she will personally come and put a curse upon you.”
The End