Return Of The King Parody
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Category:
-Multi-Age › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
14
Views:
1,037
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
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Currently Reading:
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I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter 7
Frodo: OHHHH My head hurts Sam * he says waking up on the back of sam's back*
Sam: You fell down and hit it remember?
Frodo: No *he says*
Sam: Well I do
Frodo: Last thing I remember is fixing the Mud Man you messed up! and where in Bob Hill Turky samwhiches are you taking me?!
Sam: To the Crakes of DOOOOMMM! * he says singing it all low and scarie like*
Frodo: Great Maonayzies on My Turcky Samwhich why are you taking me there your going to toss me in aren't you I knew you had it in for me this whole time!!! Let me go go you mushie Bannana head!*Tries but fails as he was week*
Sam: Mr Frodo Im not going to through you into the Hot sause now don't worrie! *Then Sam saw feet only feet skipping by he stops blinks and wonders but shakes his head perhaps he was the one who got hit in the head!*
Gollum: AH HA I have got you now! again * he leaps from the high rocks on to Sam's back and knock Sam to the ground and pulls Frodo off who was like a rag doll*
Frodo: Ouch sloppy Joes and Tator tots you broke a nail you feend! * then Gollum started strangling Frodo*
Gollum: Make us into a clown will hesss stupid Master Now wessss going to to squeezes head off hehehehehehehehe!*Like always Gollum forgot about Sam*
Sam: *Wacks Gollum in the head with a Rock*
Gollum: Ouch my head
Sam: *bodie slambs Gollum to the ground smashing him*
Gollum: weesss can't breath!
Sam: GOOD eat my fist you lieing sack of Tators!!!! * wacks him in the face*
Gollum: whats Tators again!!!!
Sam: PO-Hits him onces TA Hits him again TOS!!! hits Gollum again! Potatos you simpole Minded thik head flaber Gasted shmoe!!!! * he Picks Gollum up over his head* Now i'll through you into the Hot sause mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Frodo was standing over the fire holding the ring over it thinking how lovely it was and thinking maybe he didn't want to drop the ring into the fire and maybe just maybe he could rule better then an eye ball ever could so he slipped the ring on Laughing Manicalie"The RING Belongs to me now mwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!"
Saroun: *Eye* What The?!!!!!! * flings back to look at his basment door were the furnises was!* Theres My Rings That BUG Has it Wring Wraiths After them!
12345678 *Not nine since witch king was dead* Yes sr they all fly tord Mt Doom Singing* OH there is the ring aling aling ding alinging jing jing!
Saroun" *sighs*
Pippin: AHHHHHH! *then sees Feet walking with out legs* Holy Mushrooms what the!
Gandalf: RUN there Sarouns FEET!
Legolas: Better yet hold your noses and keep fighting!
Aragron: Whats so scary about feet? *he says and punds both feet over the horzien thus inveting the game of foot ball*
Gollum: *gets out of Sam's grasp and knocks him out with a rock then jumps on Frodo seeing his sweaty feet on the rocks*
Frodo: Hey !
Legolas: Its only true shush!* Anyways Gollum some how found the finger and bit it off finger ring an all*
Frodo:OUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
All of Mordor could hear this blood curlting Scream!
Merry: Thats it Frodo is done for!
Pippin: Poor Frodo!
Gimli: Poor us now we will be slaves to an Eye Ball!
One Stary foot came hurling into the The cave of Mt Doom and hit Gollum in the head while he was doing the Moon walk holding on to the ring and Gollum leaped back to far and did a lovely swan dive into the hot saucse where he mealted and The ring was finally DESTROYED and unmaid mwahahahahaha!
Thus Sarouns turnn to Scream: AHHHH OH NO *slowly starts to chrumble.*
Pippin: Maybe Frodo is still alife!
Merry: Yes look the eye is falling the eye is falling
Pippin: The eye is falling mwahahaha *they do a squar dance*
Saroun: After all my hard work. Is the ground coming closer! So this is what it feels like to feel low! I didn't even get to request what I'd like on My tomb stone!Is it getting hotter in here? I never found my contact! *as he fell is contact sild around so he could get a perfact few of the ground* OH Now I find it!
Legolas: This guy can't exsapted defate
Gandalf: OH yes he can! * he says and hops on an egale.*
Saroun: Stay away from Me! you you white Breded old Satin Nick!
Gabdalf: *Poored a HUGE gallon of Water on the eye*
Saroun: OH!!!!! *turns into Vapor and his building chrumbles!"Thats going to leave a scar!" was what the last could be heard of Saroun.
Pippin: Thank you for shutting that stupid Talking eye up!
Aragron: Poor Eye ball
Legolas: *Baps him in the head*
Aragron: Ouch what was that for!?
Frodo: Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch!
Sam: *was getting him out of the boling over hot sauce gave and throw him up on a high rock*
Frodo: Quite your tossin I bleeding here!
Sam: Sorry
Frodo: So thats that I guess no more ring I am glad But I have only 9 fingers now! *sits down an balls!*
Sam: It will be alright Mr Frodo maybe they'll make a song about it.
Frodo: If they ever find us here! Samwise Gamgee I am glad to be with you here at the end of all things. HOLD ME!!!!!!!!! *They hold each other.*
Sam: *ewie ewie ewie touching me with his bloodie hand*
After 24 hours later Gandalf and 3 Eglas fly into the picture were they find Sam and Frodo Making Mub Men One looked like Roise the other looked like Sam it was a Mock wedding since both thought they were going to die Sam was just working on Frodo's when both were sweapted away.
Sam: NOOOO I was almost done with the nosessss
Frodo: Sam face it you'll never get it done right! *he passes out cause he reliszes he is afread of hights*
Aragron: *Dose a Dance* OH yeah Yeah oh I am the King I am the King King King I am the King! *tries to step on my heal and fails again*
Legoals: Aragron your pathatic
Aragron: Well your rude you never let me step on your heal and I am king now see the Crown buck o *points to it on the pillow*
Pippin: Looks like the Pillow is king to me its the one that has a crown on its head.
Aragron's Lip quivers" I am the King and if you don't stop I am telling Gandalf!
Pippin: Hail King Pillow!
Aragron: *clinches his fists* Gandalffffffffff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gandalf: *strols in* What is it Aragron?
Aragron: Tell Pippin I am King
Gandalf: Pippin Aragron is King
Pippin: Ok
Gandalf: And your the Prince of the Halfings * he says giving Pip a big Grin*
Pippin: I am thats totaly COOL
Tolkien: *Baps Pippin*
Pippin: I mean thats Neato!
Sam: You fell down and hit it remember?
Frodo: No *he says*
Sam: Well I do
Frodo: Last thing I remember is fixing the Mud Man you messed up! and where in Bob Hill Turky samwhiches are you taking me?!
Sam: To the Crakes of DOOOOMMM! * he says singing it all low and scarie like*
Frodo: Great Maonayzies on My Turcky Samwhich why are you taking me there your going to toss me in aren't you I knew you had it in for me this whole time!!! Let me go go you mushie Bannana head!*Tries but fails as he was week*
Sam: Mr Frodo Im not going to through you into the Hot sause now don't worrie! *Then Sam saw feet only feet skipping by he stops blinks and wonders but shakes his head perhaps he was the one who got hit in the head!*
Gollum: AH HA I have got you now! again * he leaps from the high rocks on to Sam's back and knock Sam to the ground and pulls Frodo off who was like a rag doll*
Frodo: Ouch sloppy Joes and Tator tots you broke a nail you feend! * then Gollum started strangling Frodo*
Gollum: Make us into a clown will hesss stupid Master Now wessss going to to squeezes head off hehehehehehehehe!*Like always Gollum forgot about Sam*
Sam: *Wacks Gollum in the head with a Rock*
Gollum: Ouch my head
Sam: *bodie slambs Gollum to the ground smashing him*
Gollum: weesss can't breath!
Sam: GOOD eat my fist you lieing sack of Tators!!!! * wacks him in the face*
Gollum: whats Tators again!!!!
Sam: PO-Hits him onces TA Hits him again TOS!!! hits Gollum again! Potatos you simpole Minded thik head flaber Gasted shmoe!!!! * he Picks Gollum up over his head* Now i'll through you into the Hot sause mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Frodo was standing over the fire holding the ring over it thinking how lovely it was and thinking maybe he didn't want to drop the ring into the fire and maybe just maybe he could rule better then an eye ball ever could so he slipped the ring on Laughing Manicalie"The RING Belongs to me now mwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!"
Saroun: *Eye* What The?!!!!!! * flings back to look at his basment door were the furnises was!* Theres My Rings That BUG Has it Wring Wraiths After them!
12345678 *Not nine since witch king was dead* Yes sr they all fly tord Mt Doom Singing* OH there is the ring aling aling ding alinging jing jing!
Saroun" *sighs*
Pippin: AHHHHHH! *then sees Feet walking with out legs* Holy Mushrooms what the!
Gandalf: RUN there Sarouns FEET!
Legolas: Better yet hold your noses and keep fighting!
Aragron: Whats so scary about feet? *he says and punds both feet over the horzien thus inveting the game of foot ball*
Gollum: *gets out of Sam's grasp and knocks him out with a rock then jumps on Frodo seeing his sweaty feet on the rocks*
Frodo: Hey !
Legolas: Its only true shush!* Anyways Gollum some how found the finger and bit it off finger ring an all*
Frodo:OUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
All of Mordor could hear this blood curlting Scream!
Merry: Thats it Frodo is done for!
Pippin: Poor Frodo!
Gimli: Poor us now we will be slaves to an Eye Ball!
One Stary foot came hurling into the The cave of Mt Doom and hit Gollum in the head while he was doing the Moon walk holding on to the ring and Gollum leaped back to far and did a lovely swan dive into the hot saucse where he mealted and The ring was finally DESTROYED and unmaid mwahahahahaha!
Thus Sarouns turnn to Scream: AHHHH OH NO *slowly starts to chrumble.*
Pippin: Maybe Frodo is still alife!
Merry: Yes look the eye is falling the eye is falling
Pippin: The eye is falling mwahahaha *they do a squar dance*
Saroun: After all my hard work. Is the ground coming closer! So this is what it feels like to feel low! I didn't even get to request what I'd like on My tomb stone!Is it getting hotter in here? I never found my contact! *as he fell is contact sild around so he could get a perfact few of the ground* OH Now I find it!
Legolas: This guy can't exsapted defate
Gandalf: OH yes he can! * he says and hops on an egale.*
Saroun: Stay away from Me! you you white Breded old Satin Nick!
Gabdalf: *Poored a HUGE gallon of Water on the eye*
Saroun: OH!!!!! *turns into Vapor and his building chrumbles!"Thats going to leave a scar!" was what the last could be heard of Saroun.
Pippin: Thank you for shutting that stupid Talking eye up!
Aragron: Poor Eye ball
Legolas: *Baps him in the head*
Aragron: Ouch what was that for!?
Frodo: Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch!
Sam: *was getting him out of the boling over hot sauce gave and throw him up on a high rock*
Frodo: Quite your tossin I bleeding here!
Sam: Sorry
Frodo: So thats that I guess no more ring I am glad But I have only 9 fingers now! *sits down an balls!*
Sam: It will be alright Mr Frodo maybe they'll make a song about it.
Frodo: If they ever find us here! Samwise Gamgee I am glad to be with you here at the end of all things. HOLD ME!!!!!!!!! *They hold each other.*
Sam: *ewie ewie ewie touching me with his bloodie hand*
After 24 hours later Gandalf and 3 Eglas fly into the picture were they find Sam and Frodo Making Mub Men One looked like Roise the other looked like Sam it was a Mock wedding since both thought they were going to die Sam was just working on Frodo's when both were sweapted away.
Sam: NOOOO I was almost done with the nosessss
Frodo: Sam face it you'll never get it done right! *he passes out cause he reliszes he is afread of hights*
Aragron: *Dose a Dance* OH yeah Yeah oh I am the King I am the King King King I am the King! *tries to step on my heal and fails again*
Legoals: Aragron your pathatic
Aragron: Well your rude you never let me step on your heal and I am king now see the Crown buck o *points to it on the pillow*
Pippin: Looks like the Pillow is king to me its the one that has a crown on its head.
Aragron's Lip quivers" I am the King and if you don't stop I am telling Gandalf!
Pippin: Hail King Pillow!
Aragron: *clinches his fists* Gandalffffffffff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gandalf: *strols in* What is it Aragron?
Aragron: Tell Pippin I am King
Gandalf: Pippin Aragron is King
Pippin: Ok
Gandalf: And your the Prince of the Halfings * he says giving Pip a big Grin*
Pippin: I am thats totaly COOL
Tolkien: *Baps Pippin*
Pippin: I mean thats Neato!