Two Towers Parody
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-Multi-Age › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
16
Views:
943
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0
Recommended:
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I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter 9
Merry: You know has it felt like 3 days since treebreed set us here?" he wonders to Pippin who is now laying down smoking a pipe or had lit some grass on fire and smoked it as he was going into with drawls as he had finally run out.
Pippin: Yeah or like 3 years don't forget I still ow you an bottom kicking when I get you out of those clothes!
Treebreed walks over at the end of Pippins commint.
Treebreed: Oh sorry do you two need some more time alone.
Merry: Um know so whats the destion.
Treebreed: We just finshesd Saying Goodmorning again.
Merry: But its been 3 days we need more hast I know thats hard for you but we don't have time for your silly ent ways there is a war brewing our friends need our help and if you don't do anything to stop it then this world will no longer be and even ents will have no woods to hide in!
Treebreed: BOOLA ROOM little Hobbit your a hasty hasty folk but your fast words make sinces let me speack them now to the others and see what they say I promise it shant take more then 10 minutes!
Merry: Good we are sick of this same place and growing tired of waiting.
Treebreed: Ok but it takes a long time to say anything in entish if its important.
Merry: Then say it in English come on now get smart I thought you'd be wiser then this by now since your older then everyone.
Treebreed: If you don't steal down little one I'll crush you like a puddy.
Pippin: why don't you take that out on Saruman he'd like it I am sure.
Treebreed: *there comes a new light in his eyes* your right come on *picks the Hobbits up and looks at the ent moot* Come on Guys its time we shoke the earth and scared that evil wizard and try and hurt him for what he has done! So the woods start to blow with unseen or felt wind.Treebreed started a chant while others made good beats on there thys and legs and some sounded like wooden trumpets." 1234 lets bash down Sarumans Door! 56 lets brake him like sticks 78 lets bake his noddle! 9 10 let sing it a again! Up two 3 for bring it all down one two three four!" The hole ent marchers sang along to that song and came to Isangard.
Pippin: Alright Ent bashing is so fun Im glad I got these rocks in my pocket to hit Orcs with.
Merry: You knew this would happen the whole time?
Pippin: You bet I did Treebreed told me last night while you slept.
Merry: so he was just messing with me.
Pippin: Yeah now get busy chucking rocks into Peoples heads! (they do and kill many this way!)
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Finally to Frodo's relife they get out of the stinking Marshes.
Frodo: Aw fresh air again. * he says steping on to the rocks and fallowing Gollum.
Sam: I don't know it smells like rottin pickles to me.
Gollum: Oh pardon us, we tooted! * he calls over his shoulder*
Frodo: ewww
Sam: No wonder.
Gollum: Ok there is the black gate you happy now Gollum is scared we wants to go away now but we can't let you go in there and face danger alone cause we wants the pressoes to be safe.
Frodo: Your in danger Gollum
Gollum: Oh yes we know we infront of black gates cause master told us too!
Frodo: besides that if you say anything about the presses like that again I'll kick your bony face in with my big foot how would you like that?
Gollum: we wouldn't like it much we sorry. we'll put a corck in it now.
Sam: Its about time so Mr Frodo how do we get passed that?
Frodo: I don't know but we will I think we can use my spider webs.
Sam: SpiderWebs Mr Frodo?
Frodo: yes my web sling will get us passed these walls in no time! *goes to sling but then is tackled by J.R.R Tolkien*
Tolkien: Give me that and that! * he says talking them away from Frodo*
Frodo: But But * lip quivers*
Tolkien: Frodo your a Hobbit not Spiderman you'll have to do it the hard way no back to the story and no more super hero stuff! * vanishes with the web stuff*
Frodo: Well now we are in a pickle!
Sam: Well if you wouldn't have braged about it then Tolkien wouldn't have come by and snatched them away now we have to wait and see if the gates ever open. My Gaffer said he'd knock my head agesnt these walls to knock some sence into me about doing things with my highers! Oh well here I am and Gaffer can't wack my head on the doors so I guess we just wait.
Frodo: *looks around and whips out a turtle shel slinger ling in Niji Turtles he shoots it tord one of the walls and it gets swalloed up by a black fel beast* Drat Tolkien is for real on this stuff. *just then a large army comes walking by shouting chants in another language or was it just bable.
Troops: AppleBannaa Nuts and Watermellone let us in Let us In we are hear to kill the Humans mwahahahahah. * it went on like that for awhile the gates swang slowly open.*
Sam: See Tolkien will answer us in is own way now come on this is our only chance.
Frodo: Your right very wise Sam my Gamgee. * gets up to go but is pulled down on his back by Gollum* Hey watch it Im fradgile!
Gollum: Sorry but we can't let you walk right into danger.
Sam: your a stinker!! this is from Tolkien himself and you want to play mind tricks with Frodo!
Gollum: I am not its safer less danger still danger just less.
Frodo: you mean you been holding out on us this whole time!
Gollum: you never asked!
Sam: That dosen't matter but I wouldn't turst him Mr Frodo.
Frodo: Oh Sam don't be silly he hasn't givin us reasons not turst him just cause he eats mud dosen't mean he is bad come on Gollum lead the way. * he goes to step and falls down the hill*
Sam: Oh Mr Frodo! * he goes after him*
Gollum: Master! *goes to leap but Sam wacks him back and gets to him first and puts the clock over them so they look like a rock so. Gollum can't find them.*
Frodo: Sam what are you doing?
Sam: Making Sure Gollum dosen't try anything after your fall are you ok?
Frodo: yes I am fine my bum broke my fall.
Sam: Do you still turst Gollum
Frodo: Just as much as I turst him to eat mud and call himself we all the time. * he smiles Sam rolls his eyes odviusly there is no getting out of this he thought* (Thus they fallowed after Gollum who Started Singing about Fish and how he'd like to ripp of there heads and spit out there bones) Ok Gollum lets sing of something nice or don't sing at all.
Gollum: Fine * starts skinging about eatting fish and not spitting out the bones*
Sam: He is hopeless
Frodo: Why you always have to give him a hard time you know he is 500 years old cut him a brake will you.
Sam: Fine but I don't have to like him cause he makes you do weird things.
Frodo: No thats the ring! OH how dare I say something like that about my ring.
Sam: Stop saying that word!
Frodo: What word?
Sam: You know
Frodo: No I don't tell me.
Sam: Ring
Frodo: Haha you said it *sticks his tounge out at him*
Gollum: we have to deal with this sum more why do we have to? *the bad side* Cause we want the ring and we endure Crazys Hobbitess tell we find away now hush and lead to the tunnel of stinking ness.
Sam: did you hear Gollum?
Frodo: No I was to busy consintrating over not triping.
Pippin: Yeah or like 3 years don't forget I still ow you an bottom kicking when I get you out of those clothes!
Treebreed walks over at the end of Pippins commint.
Treebreed: Oh sorry do you two need some more time alone.
Merry: Um know so whats the destion.
Treebreed: We just finshesd Saying Goodmorning again.
Merry: But its been 3 days we need more hast I know thats hard for you but we don't have time for your silly ent ways there is a war brewing our friends need our help and if you don't do anything to stop it then this world will no longer be and even ents will have no woods to hide in!
Treebreed: BOOLA ROOM little Hobbit your a hasty hasty folk but your fast words make sinces let me speack them now to the others and see what they say I promise it shant take more then 10 minutes!
Merry: Good we are sick of this same place and growing tired of waiting.
Treebreed: Ok but it takes a long time to say anything in entish if its important.
Merry: Then say it in English come on now get smart I thought you'd be wiser then this by now since your older then everyone.
Treebreed: If you don't steal down little one I'll crush you like a puddy.
Pippin: why don't you take that out on Saruman he'd like it I am sure.
Treebreed: *there comes a new light in his eyes* your right come on *picks the Hobbits up and looks at the ent moot* Come on Guys its time we shoke the earth and scared that evil wizard and try and hurt him for what he has done! So the woods start to blow with unseen or felt wind.Treebreed started a chant while others made good beats on there thys and legs and some sounded like wooden trumpets." 1234 lets bash down Sarumans Door! 56 lets brake him like sticks 78 lets bake his noddle! 9 10 let sing it a again! Up two 3 for bring it all down one two three four!" The hole ent marchers sang along to that song and came to Isangard.
Pippin: Alright Ent bashing is so fun Im glad I got these rocks in my pocket to hit Orcs with.
Merry: You knew this would happen the whole time?
Pippin: You bet I did Treebreed told me last night while you slept.
Merry: so he was just messing with me.
Pippin: Yeah now get busy chucking rocks into Peoples heads! (they do and kill many this way!)
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
Finally to Frodo's relife they get out of the stinking Marshes.
Frodo: Aw fresh air again. * he says steping on to the rocks and fallowing Gollum.
Sam: I don't know it smells like rottin pickles to me.
Gollum: Oh pardon us, we tooted! * he calls over his shoulder*
Frodo: ewww
Sam: No wonder.
Gollum: Ok there is the black gate you happy now Gollum is scared we wants to go away now but we can't let you go in there and face danger alone cause we wants the pressoes to be safe.
Frodo: Your in danger Gollum
Gollum: Oh yes we know we infront of black gates cause master told us too!
Frodo: besides that if you say anything about the presses like that again I'll kick your bony face in with my big foot how would you like that?
Gollum: we wouldn't like it much we sorry. we'll put a corck in it now.
Sam: Its about time so Mr Frodo how do we get passed that?
Frodo: I don't know but we will I think we can use my spider webs.
Sam: SpiderWebs Mr Frodo?
Frodo: yes my web sling will get us passed these walls in no time! *goes to sling but then is tackled by J.R.R Tolkien*
Tolkien: Give me that and that! * he says talking them away from Frodo*
Frodo: But But * lip quivers*
Tolkien: Frodo your a Hobbit not Spiderman you'll have to do it the hard way no back to the story and no more super hero stuff! * vanishes with the web stuff*
Frodo: Well now we are in a pickle!
Sam: Well if you wouldn't have braged about it then Tolkien wouldn't have come by and snatched them away now we have to wait and see if the gates ever open. My Gaffer said he'd knock my head agesnt these walls to knock some sence into me about doing things with my highers! Oh well here I am and Gaffer can't wack my head on the doors so I guess we just wait.
Frodo: *looks around and whips out a turtle shel slinger ling in Niji Turtles he shoots it tord one of the walls and it gets swalloed up by a black fel beast* Drat Tolkien is for real on this stuff. *just then a large army comes walking by shouting chants in another language or was it just bable.
Troops: AppleBannaa Nuts and Watermellone let us in Let us In we are hear to kill the Humans mwahahahahah. * it went on like that for awhile the gates swang slowly open.*
Sam: See Tolkien will answer us in is own way now come on this is our only chance.
Frodo: Your right very wise Sam my Gamgee. * gets up to go but is pulled down on his back by Gollum* Hey watch it Im fradgile!
Gollum: Sorry but we can't let you walk right into danger.
Sam: your a stinker!! this is from Tolkien himself and you want to play mind tricks with Frodo!
Gollum: I am not its safer less danger still danger just less.
Frodo: you mean you been holding out on us this whole time!
Gollum: you never asked!
Sam: That dosen't matter but I wouldn't turst him Mr Frodo.
Frodo: Oh Sam don't be silly he hasn't givin us reasons not turst him just cause he eats mud dosen't mean he is bad come on Gollum lead the way. * he goes to step and falls down the hill*
Sam: Oh Mr Frodo! * he goes after him*
Gollum: Master! *goes to leap but Sam wacks him back and gets to him first and puts the clock over them so they look like a rock so. Gollum can't find them.*
Frodo: Sam what are you doing?
Sam: Making Sure Gollum dosen't try anything after your fall are you ok?
Frodo: yes I am fine my bum broke my fall.
Sam: Do you still turst Gollum
Frodo: Just as much as I turst him to eat mud and call himself we all the time. * he smiles Sam rolls his eyes odviusly there is no getting out of this he thought* (Thus they fallowed after Gollum who Started Singing about Fish and how he'd like to ripp of there heads and spit out there bones) Ok Gollum lets sing of something nice or don't sing at all.
Gollum: Fine * starts skinging about eatting fish and not spitting out the bones*
Sam: He is hopeless
Frodo: Why you always have to give him a hard time you know he is 500 years old cut him a brake will you.
Sam: Fine but I don't have to like him cause he makes you do weird things.
Frodo: No thats the ring! OH how dare I say something like that about my ring.
Sam: Stop saying that word!
Frodo: What word?
Sam: You know
Frodo: No I don't tell me.
Sam: Ring
Frodo: Haha you said it *sticks his tounge out at him*
Gollum: we have to deal with this sum more why do we have to? *the bad side* Cause we want the ring and we endure Crazys Hobbitess tell we find away now hush and lead to the tunnel of stinking ness.
Sam: did you hear Gollum?
Frodo: No I was to busy consintrating over not triping.