Two Elves and a Computer
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By Iamme
iammeiamme@hotmail.com
DISCLAIMER: I don’t own them, they all belongs to Tolkien. ETC, ETC, ETC.
Sorry it’s been so long. This expirment is almost done. Maybe next time I will try something more serious.
(N=Narrator H=Haldir L=Legolas C=Celeborn G=Gimli Gl=Glorfindel )
(N) 4 drunk elves and an amused dwarf sit around a table.(No this is not the start of a bad joke.) Playing cards sitting out amongst shot glasses and several bottles of liquor.
(C) Ok Haldir drink one and gimli drink ...seven
(N) Gimli downs all seven looking at the elves still trying to pour their shot.
(G) You might as well give up. This is the one area in which dwarves are undeniably superior to elves
(GL) If I could walk I would kick your ass for implying dwarves are more superior at anything compared to us... except for maybe mining
(G) It is ok Master elf ... I am not offended. You will be the one with our hammers pounding in your head tomorrow.
(H) Where did you get this stuff Legolas?
(L) *Lifting his head from his hands* I ...borrowed it...
(C) From whom? (L) (L) My father...
(C) He let you take some of his booze.. That is most generious.. Why didn't he come? *Standing and stumbling*
(L) Well I didn't tell him I was borrowing it...Do I look stupid?
(GL) More and more every time I seem to be around you lately.
(H) We should play twister or something.
(G) Hmmm Twister with four drunk elves. No thanks.
(N) A crash is hear and then obxnious giggling.
(GL) I haven't seen Celeborn this drunk since his... sin since his bachelor party.
(H) Well that explains why he got married.
(C) *Stumbling back in * Hey it wasn't mylt. lt. Gil-galad challenged me..I couldn't let him win.
(GL) He did win. He's not married.
(C) He died...
(GL) That is nothing compared to being married to Galadriel. Besides he's back now.
(N) All nod and start another round
Note: Up the river down the river is a drinking game. It is played with a standard 52 card deck. Everyone gets 4 cards. Then cards are laid down and if your card matches then you have to do what you are on. Drink one, drink two, drink three, and drink four. Then you work your way back. Give away one, give away two, give away three, and give away four.