Lord Of The Rings Parody
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Category:
-Multi-Age › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
14
Views:
1,392
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
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Currently Reading:
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I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter 6
Legolas: (As The Hobbits sit in Tom’s lil big hut and he entertains them with dishes and food for awhile, Frodo Turned to Sam)
Frodo: What Happened to Gandalf I wonder?
Sam: Who Mr. Frodo?
Frodo: Oh Dear you don’t even remember him. (Legolas: Remember it had been 9 years and Sam hardly knew him plus he did a lot of pipe weed smoking in 9 years as well so you have to forgive Sam)
Sam: Nope can’t say that I do is he an important person why did you bring him up anyways?
Frodo: yes kind of he was the one who sent us on our journey.
Sam: Oh really? I just thought we were going on holiday you me and Merry and Pippin?
Frodo: Sam my dear no I’ll explain later ( Tom was still going on about some stuff as Frodo and Sam went on to talk about other things he would tell Sam about Gandalf when ever Tom would stop rambling on about weird things about Hills and Trees, Merry and Pippin where talking among themselves) .............................
Merry: So yeah I took Frodo’s over coat you think I look good in it Pippin?
Pippin: Oh very much so, I barrowed his pants do you think they make my bum look to big?
Merry: No you look good in them besides Frodo is pretty thin I think its kind of small on you and it defines your bum.
Pippin: Oh yeah I was going to ask you about that. Anyways I’m hungry.
Merry: If you could be any fruit what fruit would you be?
Pippin: I think I’d be a Strawberry because everyone loves them and if not they are usually allergic to them and if someone doesn’t like me I can just make them brake out in spots (he snickers to himself)
Merry: Pippin you are on evil young Lad you know that where did you get that from?
Pippin: I don’t know none of my family is like this.
Merry: Pippin I’m your family.
Pippin: I know but I mean none of the Tooks are as weird as me
Merry: Oh I see what you mean I don’t think your weird I think your special.
Pippin: Merry I think you’re the only one who understands me ( Tom is still going on and on talking to himself and so they spend the night sitting on stoles listing to Tom or acting like it and Tom says that its raining outside so they can sleep there for the day and then Frodo finally gets the chance to tell Sam about Gandalf They lay in bed)
Frodo: So Gandalf pulled you in the window sheers and all and told you your coming with me. Sam: OH I still don’t remember him.
Frodo: well that really doesn’t matter Sam all that matters is I haven’t seen him in along time and I have no Idea where we are going so yeah maybe we should Ask Tom if he knows any good places outside of the old forest when we get through. ( Merry who was listing lay next to Frodo on his other side)
Merry: There is a Town called Bree that my family long ago would use to visit but not much has happened between the shire and Bree in along time but I know there is a place called Inn Of the Prancing Pony.
Frodo: (laughs) The Prancing Pony (Laughs some more)
Merry: what’s so funny I think it’s a cute name (he can’t hold it back anymore either and starts to laugh then all four of them laugh) (More to come hehe Legolas is being slow what do you want he is an elf and has all of his imortal life to write this unless he is killed then the story will never be finshes!)
Frodo: What Happened to Gandalf I wonder?
Sam: Who Mr. Frodo?
Frodo: Oh Dear you don’t even remember him. (Legolas: Remember it had been 9 years and Sam hardly knew him plus he did a lot of pipe weed smoking in 9 years as well so you have to forgive Sam)
Sam: Nope can’t say that I do is he an important person why did you bring him up anyways?
Frodo: yes kind of he was the one who sent us on our journey.
Sam: Oh really? I just thought we were going on holiday you me and Merry and Pippin?
Frodo: Sam my dear no I’ll explain later ( Tom was still going on about some stuff as Frodo and Sam went on to talk about other things he would tell Sam about Gandalf when ever Tom would stop rambling on about weird things about Hills and Trees, Merry and Pippin where talking among themselves) .............................
Merry: So yeah I took Frodo’s over coat you think I look good in it Pippin?
Pippin: Oh very much so, I barrowed his pants do you think they make my bum look to big?
Merry: No you look good in them besides Frodo is pretty thin I think its kind of small on you and it defines your bum.
Pippin: Oh yeah I was going to ask you about that. Anyways I’m hungry.
Merry: If you could be any fruit what fruit would you be?
Pippin: I think I’d be a Strawberry because everyone loves them and if not they are usually allergic to them and if someone doesn’t like me I can just make them brake out in spots (he snickers to himself)
Merry: Pippin you are on evil young Lad you know that where did you get that from?
Pippin: I don’t know none of my family is like this.
Merry: Pippin I’m your family.
Pippin: I know but I mean none of the Tooks are as weird as me
Merry: Oh I see what you mean I don’t think your weird I think your special.
Pippin: Merry I think you’re the only one who understands me ( Tom is still going on and on talking to himself and so they spend the night sitting on stoles listing to Tom or acting like it and Tom says that its raining outside so they can sleep there for the day and then Frodo finally gets the chance to tell Sam about Gandalf They lay in bed)
Frodo: So Gandalf pulled you in the window sheers and all and told you your coming with me. Sam: OH I still don’t remember him.
Frodo: well that really doesn’t matter Sam all that matters is I haven’t seen him in along time and I have no Idea where we are going so yeah maybe we should Ask Tom if he knows any good places outside of the old forest when we get through. ( Merry who was listing lay next to Frodo on his other side)
Merry: There is a Town called Bree that my family long ago would use to visit but not much has happened between the shire and Bree in along time but I know there is a place called Inn Of the Prancing Pony.
Frodo: (laughs) The Prancing Pony (Laughs some more)
Merry: what’s so funny I think it’s a cute name (he can’t hold it back anymore either and starts to laugh then all four of them laugh) (More to come hehe Legolas is being slow what do you want he is an elf and has all of his imortal life to write this unless he is killed then the story will never be finshes!)