Return Of The King Parody
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Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
14
Views:
1,035
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0
Recommended:
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Parody 5
Legolas: Fiddle Sticks and ahhhh grrrrrrrrrr drat this mind of mine! where was I got mixed up from the last chapter with all the skipping and kicking and danceing and Saroun's eye talking! Someone help me out here! (Frodo appers from no where)
Frodo: Here is the script. *he says handing it up to me and disapering again*
Legolas: Frodo your not suppose to put on the ring!
Frodo: Opps * takes it off*(The ring you Perves!)
Legolas: Anyways *flips through the pages* AW Now I remember what Pippin was doing last being Drug to battle!
Pippin: A HA! * he cries and stabs an orc in the knee with his sword then runs under the legs of another and pokes him in the bum with his sword. Then slices off a Orcs Foot*
Legolas: Notice the Pattern forming here since he can't reach there heads or chests *snickers*By the way Frodo you can go back to your place now.
Frodo: Oh right *appers back next to Sam*
Sam: How did you do that!
Frodo: to stall time and duh I have the one ring.
Sam: Ture
Legolas: SO anyways...
Pippin tried to sneak back into Minas Thrith but Gandalf kept tossing him back into the battle.:NOO I don't want to fight! * he says slashing another orcs foot off."NO I will not kill!" stabs another Orc in the stomach."EWWW This is messie HEAVEN HELP ME!!!!" He yells falling down on his knees. Just at that the Horns of Rhoan Blew and it was awsome and they came crashing into the Loser orcs and mowed um down like grass."OH There turly is a God!" He says and starts fighting again kills alot for his size. Then I got to do something awsome I leapted up on This Huge Olphiant killed all the men sliced the house of his back killed the Olphiant before it smashed anyone else and slid down his trunk!From somewhere I heard cheers and clapping. I looked up to the sky I didn't see anything.
Gimli: HA that still only counts as one!
Legolas: and 20 Men on the house * I say killing an orc comeing up behind me.*
Gimli just grumbled and went on blowing for Orcs with his axs.
Finally the bloodie battle was over and we had one thanks to Brian and his Teenie Band who tore everyone a part and Aragron set them free and they went off singing.
EveryBody Rock your Body EveryBody Rock your Body Right Backstreets back alright.
Pippin: Hmm Thats a catchy toon!
Gandalf: Oh Pip go find Merry alright go boy
Pippin: *went scuddling away like a hound dog*
Gandalf: *chuckles* You can always count on a Pippin to find his Merry! (we all agreed)
Pippin: *finally found him covered up by a huge black man* AHHH* Pippin rushes over and heaves the man of Merry and tosses him over the Horizen.
Man: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh * Lands in China*
Pippin: OH Merry I found you and your hurt *starts to Ball!*
Merry: I knew you'd find me are you going to leave me?
Pippin: No way never agian will I leave you Merry! *gets out hand cuffs and slaps them on there writes and swallows the key* HEY GANDALF MERRY IS OVER HEREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! *He calls waveing to Gandalf from acrossed the feilds.
Gandalf: *chuckles* See I told you Pippin could do it
Legolas: Yes we never doubt that Gandalf.
Gandalf: *Grins and walks over to them* Well Come on now time for you to get well Merry.
Merry: I killed the witch King
Pippin: YOU did!
Gandalf: That is impossabile
Merry: well maybe he fooled you cause he is dead as dust!
Gandalf: Well done Merry * he says* can you walk?
Merry: *tries to move* No some fat lard landed on me I think he broke my ribs.
Gandalf: I'll get Aragon
Pip: Allow me ARAGORN OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!! * Pip waves his hand*
Aragron: Is someone calling my name
Legolas: *Rolls eyes* Yes its Pippin he is calling you from acrossed the feild
Aragron: Wonder want he could want?
Gimli: Go Find out!
Aragron: Ok * walks off*
Gimli: *looks at me* Not the Brightest Furite in the bunch is he.
Meanwhile Frodo and Sam are making Mud snowmen.
Frodo: *is being very carefull and his hands are now very muddy Sam packs the mud* AH HAHAHA this is wonderfull it looks just like Gimli!
Sam: I say your very right. * Sam says backing up and gazeing at there work.Then someone throws a rock into the Mub Man they both whip there heads around to see and it was to there annoince Gollum!* YOU nasty annoying Skelton!*Sam says shaking a fist at him*
Frodo: *begans to cry* Gollum why did you do that we worked so hard on that!
Gollum: Because we wants the rings and we wants it now!!!!*he messes up the whole Mub man and tackles Frodo*
Frodo: OUCH My Back and my head!
Sam: *hits Gollum in the head with a golf Club*
Gollum: OUCH * he cries and rolls off Frodo*
Frodo: Where did you get that?
Sam: I found it must be Saruman's he must of Droped it his last trip here to Golf with Saroun.
Pippin: How can an eye Golf
Sam:"No it was his Hand and Arm"
Pippin: Ok *goes back to where he is suppose to be*
Anywyas Gollum and Sam start wressling around and Gollum was trying to be slick and bit Sam but Sam walopted Gollum on the head with his Golf Club again.
Sam: Thats for messing up The Mub Gimli Besides its time yet go away!
Gollum: Fine * Leaps of the mountien and pulls a string and a parshot comes out of his back*
Sam: Hmmm so thats how he did it before.
Frodo was busy repaering Gimli then he started on a Mud scupltuer Of Gandalf" I miss Gandalf" He sighs.
Sam: I know you do but maybe we will see him again soon.
Frodo: *throughs mud at Sam* Don't tease me!
Sam: EWWW you are so so so * turns red and sits down*
Frodo: aren't you going to help me make Gandalf?
Sam: You can do it on your own I will not have mud thrown at me!
Frodo: Fine!*slaps more mud on the scuplture gets some on his own face*
Pippin: *says to Merry in the healing room* Where did all the mud come from up on the side of mt doom anyways?
Merry: That is only a Mystory Frodo may know! *they nod and light up there pipes and start to piff away.*
Despite the No Smoking Sign in The Healing room and Merry caught his blankets on Fire and Pippin tired to put it out with Ale then Aragron came in with a fire hose and finally got it out and now Merry suffers from 3 dergee Burns.
Merry: Pip can I have a puff of your pipe? * he wonders lieing now on his back looking down at the floor Pip was going to give him one but I came in and wacked him on the head*
Legolas: NO Smoking! * I walked out with the pipe
Pippin: *eye twitches his mouth waters* GONE ITS LOST MY PIPE GIVE IT Backs to US ITS IS OURS GRRRRR *runs after me tis a frighting sight so I droped the pipe and hid in the rafters!*
Frodo: Here is the script. *he says handing it up to me and disapering again*
Legolas: Frodo your not suppose to put on the ring!
Frodo: Opps * takes it off*(The ring you Perves!)
Legolas: Anyways *flips through the pages* AW Now I remember what Pippin was doing last being Drug to battle!
Pippin: A HA! * he cries and stabs an orc in the knee with his sword then runs under the legs of another and pokes him in the bum with his sword. Then slices off a Orcs Foot*
Legolas: Notice the Pattern forming here since he can't reach there heads or chests *snickers*By the way Frodo you can go back to your place now.
Frodo: Oh right *appers back next to Sam*
Sam: How did you do that!
Frodo: to stall time and duh I have the one ring.
Sam: Ture
Legolas: SO anyways...
Pippin tried to sneak back into Minas Thrith but Gandalf kept tossing him back into the battle.:NOO I don't want to fight! * he says slashing another orcs foot off."NO I will not kill!" stabs another Orc in the stomach."EWWW This is messie HEAVEN HELP ME!!!!" He yells falling down on his knees. Just at that the Horns of Rhoan Blew and it was awsome and they came crashing into the Loser orcs and mowed um down like grass."OH There turly is a God!" He says and starts fighting again kills alot for his size. Then I got to do something awsome I leapted up on This Huge Olphiant killed all the men sliced the house of his back killed the Olphiant before it smashed anyone else and slid down his trunk!From somewhere I heard cheers and clapping. I looked up to the sky I didn't see anything.
Gimli: HA that still only counts as one!
Legolas: and 20 Men on the house * I say killing an orc comeing up behind me.*
Gimli just grumbled and went on blowing for Orcs with his axs.
Finally the bloodie battle was over and we had one thanks to Brian and his Teenie Band who tore everyone a part and Aragron set them free and they went off singing.
EveryBody Rock your Body EveryBody Rock your Body Right Backstreets back alright.
Pippin: Hmm Thats a catchy toon!
Gandalf: Oh Pip go find Merry alright go boy
Pippin: *went scuddling away like a hound dog*
Gandalf: *chuckles* You can always count on a Pippin to find his Merry! (we all agreed)
Pippin: *finally found him covered up by a huge black man* AHHH* Pippin rushes over and heaves the man of Merry and tosses him over the Horizen.
Man: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh * Lands in China*
Pippin: OH Merry I found you and your hurt *starts to Ball!*
Merry: I knew you'd find me are you going to leave me?
Pippin: No way never agian will I leave you Merry! *gets out hand cuffs and slaps them on there writes and swallows the key* HEY GANDALF MERRY IS OVER HEREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! *He calls waveing to Gandalf from acrossed the feilds.
Gandalf: *chuckles* See I told you Pippin could do it
Legolas: Yes we never doubt that Gandalf.
Gandalf: *Grins and walks over to them* Well Come on now time for you to get well Merry.
Merry: I killed the witch King
Pippin: YOU did!
Gandalf: That is impossabile
Merry: well maybe he fooled you cause he is dead as dust!
Gandalf: Well done Merry * he says* can you walk?
Merry: *tries to move* No some fat lard landed on me I think he broke my ribs.
Gandalf: I'll get Aragon
Pip: Allow me ARAGORN OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!! * Pip waves his hand*
Aragron: Is someone calling my name
Legolas: *Rolls eyes* Yes its Pippin he is calling you from acrossed the feild
Aragron: Wonder want he could want?
Gimli: Go Find out!
Aragron: Ok * walks off*
Gimli: *looks at me* Not the Brightest Furite in the bunch is he.
Meanwhile Frodo and Sam are making Mud snowmen.
Frodo: *is being very carefull and his hands are now very muddy Sam packs the mud* AH HAHAHA this is wonderfull it looks just like Gimli!
Sam: I say your very right. * Sam says backing up and gazeing at there work.Then someone throws a rock into the Mub Man they both whip there heads around to see and it was to there annoince Gollum!* YOU nasty annoying Skelton!*Sam says shaking a fist at him*
Frodo: *begans to cry* Gollum why did you do that we worked so hard on that!
Gollum: Because we wants the rings and we wants it now!!!!*he messes up the whole Mub man and tackles Frodo*
Frodo: OUCH My Back and my head!
Sam: *hits Gollum in the head with a golf Club*
Gollum: OUCH * he cries and rolls off Frodo*
Frodo: Where did you get that?
Sam: I found it must be Saruman's he must of Droped it his last trip here to Golf with Saroun.
Pippin: How can an eye Golf
Sam:"No it was his Hand and Arm"
Pippin: Ok *goes back to where he is suppose to be*
Anywyas Gollum and Sam start wressling around and Gollum was trying to be slick and bit Sam but Sam walopted Gollum on the head with his Golf Club again.
Sam: Thats for messing up The Mub Gimli Besides its time yet go away!
Gollum: Fine * Leaps of the mountien and pulls a string and a parshot comes out of his back*
Sam: Hmmm so thats how he did it before.
Frodo was busy repaering Gimli then he started on a Mud scupltuer Of Gandalf" I miss Gandalf" He sighs.
Sam: I know you do but maybe we will see him again soon.
Frodo: *throughs mud at Sam* Don't tease me!
Sam: EWWW you are so so so * turns red and sits down*
Frodo: aren't you going to help me make Gandalf?
Sam: You can do it on your own I will not have mud thrown at me!
Frodo: Fine!*slaps more mud on the scuplture gets some on his own face*
Pippin: *says to Merry in the healing room* Where did all the mud come from up on the side of mt doom anyways?
Merry: That is only a Mystory Frodo may know! *they nod and light up there pipes and start to piff away.*
Despite the No Smoking Sign in The Healing room and Merry caught his blankets on Fire and Pippin tired to put it out with Ale then Aragron came in with a fire hose and finally got it out and now Merry suffers from 3 dergee Burns.
Merry: Pip can I have a puff of your pipe? * he wonders lieing now on his back looking down at the floor Pip was going to give him one but I came in and wacked him on the head*
Legolas: NO Smoking! * I walked out with the pipe
Pippin: *eye twitches his mouth waters* GONE ITS LOST MY PIPE GIVE IT Backs to US ITS IS OURS GRRRRR *runs after me tis a frighting sight so I droped the pipe and hid in the rafters!*