Two Towers Parody
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Category:
-Multi-Age › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
16
Views:
941
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
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Currently Reading:
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I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter 7
Legolas:As Frodo lay looking at the ring still stuck in the dead marshes for about a month as the typist had brain fart and a totaly large attack off procrastination! ( I know big word that I can't spell anyways!) Frodo lay there in the dead marshes.
Frodo: *mutters to himself* why did it have to be the dead marshes why whywhy!
Gollum: hush we are trying to have a converstion with ourselves!
Frodo: Well I am having one with myself so bug off or I mean keep watch and I'll talk to myself more quitly *mutters* why did it have to be gollum and how in the world can Sam sleep in this place?!
Sam: *lays there with eyes open thinking to himself* I am never going to get any sleep around this feild of trash or it smells like that or some one died! Or many someones! I can't believe Frodo decided to go swimming in the muck now he stinkins this whole places stinks! I don't know why he'd want to swim anyways for the big fact that he can't swim he is a crazy old bat thats all I know!*(Sam thought he was talking to himself he was saying this out loud)
Frodo: A crazy Bat am I?
Sam: did I say that out loud!
Gollum *snickers and nods*
Sam: I ment he is um ah ah um.
Frodo: Its to late Sam your busted you think I am a crazy bat well how do you like this! *starts running around the tree flaping his clock around squacking every now and then like a bat. Then he hisses behind Sam's ear." How was that hmm want me to poo on your head next?"
Sam: No thank you Mr Frodo and you do a great bat impresstion.(he says smiling)
Gollum: (rolles his eyes and makes them hide as Frodo's snaping attracked the attintion of the Nuzgule!)
Frodo: OH we are going to die safe yourseleves! ( he crys going to slip on the ring)
Sam: *slaps Frodos hand* Bad Frodo *then covers his mouth so he'd be quite*
Nuzgle: Dang my glasses broke and I lost my contacks so I am pretty much useless I don't know why he sent me out over this nasty bog anyways what a waste of time! Come on Pinky* He says to his black fel flying beast truing his neck back tord Mordor.*
Sarouns eye: *looking looking looking looking looking* (it scannas every part of the world but his own back yard.) I wish I could blink ( He thinks) *goes on looking*
Saruman: Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha *laughs like he is insane waight I think he is insane!* Boggole! cut down more trees burn burn burn the forstes so we can start up the Orc industry so everything can be ugly but me* tosses his head back and laughs!*
Boggole: yes master!*poors gasolien over the trees and the whole place goes up in one lick of fire*
Saruman: Ohhhh Fire Pretty. *yawns* well after all this hard work I think Im going to play with my shining Ball that speaks to me!* he skips off and trips over his long robes.* Drat these robes! * he mubbles*
Merry and Pippin were running around Treebreads Ent home actting like batman and robin.
Pippin: to the bat mobile Robien!
Merry: Right Batman!
Pippin: who is Batman?
Merry: I think its Frodo.
Pippin:Why do you say that?
Merry: "cause look" *points to the sky* and a hobbit shaped bat flys by laughing sounding alot like Frodo*]
Pippin: I didn't know he could fly I thought he was a fread of hightes
Treebreed: I think you too have had enough ent drought and pipe weed to last ye now I think its time............(after 5 minutes of not speking)
Pippin: Time to what?
Treebreed: head out to the ent moot! * says picking them up and setting them on his sholder)
Pippin: Ouch you sat me on a stick!!
Treebreed: Sorry!!! (sets him somewhere more comfortable)
Merry: Whats and ent moot!
Treebreed: Tis a gathering
Merry: A gathering of what?
Treebreed: Other ents they have travled far * he is walking slowling to the meeting area.*
Pippin: what for.
Treebreed: To talk of what we are going to do about the young white wizarad Saruman!
Merry: Alright your talking Now! I like a good ent bashing!
Pippin: Yeah and Merry and I are good at throwing Rocks from high places as we are Hobbits! *puts up hand to Merry for high 5*
Merry: *gives high 5* Hey Merry can I barrow your clock?
Pippin: sure can I barrow yours?
Merry: wait a moment I think you already did.
Pippin: *smiles* Oh yeah * he laughs* I forgot to tell you I barrowed it last night while you slept you didn't notice!"
Merry: are thouse my pants too!
Pippin: *nods* your wearing mine.
Merry: I wondered why they were do tight
Pippin: yeah you are a little soft in the middle!
Treebreed: Ok you two stay here while I speak with the ent moot alright you'll be save here and I'll tell you the answer later but don't wonder away or you'll die alright (he didn't wight for answer he went back with the ents)
Merry: Well your big around the back end area!
Pippin: Please my back end is like steal
Merry: yeah Like mealted Steal!
Pippin: That dose it if you weren't wearing my clothes I'd so kick your bottom!
Frodo: *mutters to himself* why did it have to be the dead marshes why whywhy!
Gollum: hush we are trying to have a converstion with ourselves!
Frodo: Well I am having one with myself so bug off or I mean keep watch and I'll talk to myself more quitly *mutters* why did it have to be gollum and how in the world can Sam sleep in this place?!
Sam: *lays there with eyes open thinking to himself* I am never going to get any sleep around this feild of trash or it smells like that or some one died! Or many someones! I can't believe Frodo decided to go swimming in the muck now he stinkins this whole places stinks! I don't know why he'd want to swim anyways for the big fact that he can't swim he is a crazy old bat thats all I know!*(Sam thought he was talking to himself he was saying this out loud)
Frodo: A crazy Bat am I?
Sam: did I say that out loud!
Gollum *snickers and nods*
Sam: I ment he is um ah ah um.
Frodo: Its to late Sam your busted you think I am a crazy bat well how do you like this! *starts running around the tree flaping his clock around squacking every now and then like a bat. Then he hisses behind Sam's ear." How was that hmm want me to poo on your head next?"
Sam: No thank you Mr Frodo and you do a great bat impresstion.(he says smiling)
Gollum: (rolles his eyes and makes them hide as Frodo's snaping attracked the attintion of the Nuzgule!)
Frodo: OH we are going to die safe yourseleves! ( he crys going to slip on the ring)
Sam: *slaps Frodos hand* Bad Frodo *then covers his mouth so he'd be quite*
Nuzgle: Dang my glasses broke and I lost my contacks so I am pretty much useless I don't know why he sent me out over this nasty bog anyways what a waste of time! Come on Pinky* He says to his black fel flying beast truing his neck back tord Mordor.*
Sarouns eye: *looking looking looking looking looking* (it scannas every part of the world but his own back yard.) I wish I could blink ( He thinks) *goes on looking*
Saruman: Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha *laughs like he is insane waight I think he is insane!* Boggole! cut down more trees burn burn burn the forstes so we can start up the Orc industry so everything can be ugly but me* tosses his head back and laughs!*
Boggole: yes master!*poors gasolien over the trees and the whole place goes up in one lick of fire*
Saruman: Ohhhh Fire Pretty. *yawns* well after all this hard work I think Im going to play with my shining Ball that speaks to me!* he skips off and trips over his long robes.* Drat these robes! * he mubbles*
Merry and Pippin were running around Treebreads Ent home actting like batman and robin.
Pippin: to the bat mobile Robien!
Merry: Right Batman!
Pippin: who is Batman?
Merry: I think its Frodo.
Pippin:Why do you say that?
Merry: "cause look" *points to the sky* and a hobbit shaped bat flys by laughing sounding alot like Frodo*]
Pippin: I didn't know he could fly I thought he was a fread of hightes
Treebreed: I think you too have had enough ent drought and pipe weed to last ye now I think its time............(after 5 minutes of not speking)
Pippin: Time to what?
Treebreed: head out to the ent moot! * says picking them up and setting them on his sholder)
Pippin: Ouch you sat me on a stick!!
Treebreed: Sorry!!! (sets him somewhere more comfortable)
Merry: Whats and ent moot!
Treebreed: Tis a gathering
Merry: A gathering of what?
Treebreed: Other ents they have travled far * he is walking slowling to the meeting area.*
Pippin: what for.
Treebreed: To talk of what we are going to do about the young white wizarad Saruman!
Merry: Alright your talking Now! I like a good ent bashing!
Pippin: Yeah and Merry and I are good at throwing Rocks from high places as we are Hobbits! *puts up hand to Merry for high 5*
Merry: *gives high 5* Hey Merry can I barrow your clock?
Pippin: sure can I barrow yours?
Merry: wait a moment I think you already did.
Pippin: *smiles* Oh yeah * he laughs* I forgot to tell you I barrowed it last night while you slept you didn't notice!"
Merry: are thouse my pants too!
Pippin: *nods* your wearing mine.
Merry: I wondered why they were do tight
Pippin: yeah you are a little soft in the middle!
Treebreed: Ok you two stay here while I speak with the ent moot alright you'll be save here and I'll tell you the answer later but don't wonder away or you'll die alright (he didn't wight for answer he went back with the ents)
Merry: Well your big around the back end area!
Pippin: Please my back end is like steal
Merry: yeah Like mealted Steal!
Pippin: That dose it if you weren't wearing my clothes I'd so kick your bottom!