Lothlorien, Here We Come!!

Title: Adventures of Arwen Undomiel
Adventure Two: Lothlorien, Here We Come!! (7/?)
Category: Lord of the Rings (movie)
Rating: PG-13
Warning: spanking
Co-written by carelesscat and tiaoconnell
Disclaimner: We don't own Middle Earth even though we wish we did. We
just play there.
Author Notes: 1) This is the sequel to Adventures of Arwen Undomiel:
Baby-sitting Woes. 2) Celebrian has recently sailed. Arwen is 4 and
the twins are 16.

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When we last left the elflings: Elrohir had been spanked by Haldir, and Arwen had wandered into the hallway
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Haldir was walking the hallways. "HI!" she shouted "I gotted lost!" He smiled at her and watched as she ran over to him and held out her arms. He picked her up and said, "I'm sorry Arwen."

"Ooooh, 'bout making me cry?" she shrugged. "It's ok. I'm bored now, wanna play?" she asked hopefully. "Daernana made me stay in the room ALLLLLL day!" "Oh, what game do you want to play?" he asked, wondering when he had become a royal baby-sitter.

"Wanna be my horsey!?" she beamed at him Haldir scratched his head and said, "how do you play that?" "You do this" she wriggled out of his arms and showed him the proper position. "And I sit on your back, and you make horsey noises, and crawl around! It's lots and lots of fun!" she bouned around his legs.

Haldir blushed to the tips of his ears. "ok...we can try that." "Goody! Come on!" she waited for him. He slowly got down on his hands and knees, praying to the Valar that no one would see him doing this! Arwen crawled gently onto his back. "Ok go!" Then he started to move, and make very soft horse noises.

Arwen giggled. "Good job! Come on horsey, go faster!" she swatted his butt gently. "Come on!" Feeling stupid, Haldir did comply and move faster for her down the hallway. Arwen laughed "I like you a lot," she decided. "What's your name again?" he smiled and said, "Haldir."

"That's nice, you're a good horsey, go faster! Can we show daernana?" Haldir groaned. "I'll go faster...but we're not going to show daernana." "How come? Is she your daernana too?"

"No we are NOT going to show her...I'm too embarrassed to show her."

"Why?" she asked, not understanding

"Never mind."

"Tell meeeee" she whined.

Haldir looked over his shoulder at her and said, "You haven't learned embarrassed...Elves and Humans become embarrassed when something they aren't comfortable in doing they do." Arwen gave him a blank look. "But I wanna show daernana!! Nana used to like to watch when ada would do it!"

For a moment, Haldir was caught completely off guard, the image of Lord Elrond of Imladris, crawling around the floor on all fours with the little girl on his back giggling, and Lady Celebrian watching. That was just too much! That had to be impossible, right? He shook his head and finally spoke. "Well, I'm not."

"That's stupid" she pouted "Pretty please? I'll color a picture for you!" he shook his head, "no." "I'm hungry," Arwen announced. "Where's food? It's too big here, I don't like it" he helped her get off and he got upLet\Let's look for some food."

When Arwen lifted her arms again, he picked her up once more, to be rewarded with a smile and a kiss on cheecheek as she wrapped her little arms around his neck. "hey, you smell like the trees! Do you know where my daerada is? I haven't seen him yet, maybe he wants to eat too?"

he smiled and said, "we can go look for him."

"Ok, let's go find him first. Is he really nice? I dont memeber him"

"he is a really nice Elf-Lord."

"My ada's an elflord and I'm a princess. What are you? Ooooooh pretty!!" Arwen reached out her hand to touch a colorful vase. "I'm just a Marchwarden of Lorien." He quickly moved her hand away, shaking his head. "No touch."

"That sounds fancy," Arwen stated. "And I'm a princess, I can touch!" she sated assertively. "this is NOT your vase...you will NOT touch that." Haldir scolded, his voice firm. "but... but... why?" her lower lip trembled

"because if you break it...it won't be beautiful anymore," he told her, moving away from the vase. "I wont break it, I never break my dolly" He shook his head no again. "I'm sorry Arwen, but no." Sighing, Arwen put her thumb in her mouth while he walked with her in his arms to find Celeborn.

"Are you mad?" Arwen whispered. Haldir shook his head. "No. Why would I be mad?" She shrugged her little shoulders. "Everybody seem mad lately. I think maybe I really bad." "You're not bad," he assured her. "Really?" she looked shocked. "Everybody gets mad so much since nana wented away"

"Well, everyobe really misses her." Arwen nodded. "Yeah. Ada cries." Then she gasped, her little eyes wide. "What's wrong?" he asked. "That a secret" she whispered. "No tell anybody I told-ed you or I'll get in big trouble. Roh was real real mad I hear-ed it"

Haldir nodded, looking serious. "I won't tell anyone." "Thank you," she sniffled. "I don't like corners" He smiled, and she lightly touched his hair, peering at his braids. "Do you like ribbons?"

"No."

"Oh. When we gonna get there? Why's this place so big? Do you gots sisters?"

"We will be there in a second...the Lord and Lady like it big. And no, I don't have sisters."

"Oooh. wanna have me?" she asked suddenly......