The Adventures of Arwen Undomiel

Title: The Adventures of Arwen Undomiel: Baby-sitting Woes (7A/7)
Category: Lord of the Rings (movie)
Rating: PG-13
Warning: spanking
Co-written by tiaoconnell and carelesscat
Disclaimner: We don't own Tolkien\orldorld (or anything in it) even
though we wish we did. We just play there.
Author's Note: Note one: Undomiel is Elvish for Evenstar
Note two: Again, playing with ages. Twins are 16, Arwen is 4 and
Celebrian has just very recently passed.

When we last left the elflings: Elrond suggested Arwen and the twins
go to visit Lorien
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After a moment's thought, Elorhir nodded. "Maybe Arwen would feel
some ease of fea if she visited daernana," he admitted. Before Elrond
could respond, Elladan walked into the room.

"Elladan," Elrond asked. "How would you feel if you, Elrohir and
Arwen went on a trip with Glorfindel to Lothlorien?" Elladan looked
at his father, then burst out laughing. "You've got to be out of your
mind ada!!"

Roh burst into hysterical laughter at his brother's comment. "Well,
taking Arwen ws actually my idea!" he snickered. "I'm NOT talking
about Arwen right now...I'm talking about Glorfindel...there is NO
way I'm going anywhere with HIM." Elladan said putting his arms over
his chest.

"What do you have against Glorfindel brother?" Roh asked. "Just
because he rides us like horses sometimes..." he winked. Elladan
slapped Roh hard on his arm and glared at him..."He does nothing but
treat us like a bunch of Elflings." "Ow! Elhe she slapped Elladan's
arm back.

Elladan followed with a punch to Elrohir, which made Elrond stand up
quickly. Elrohir only laughed and tackled Elladan. Elladan though was
not playing.... he didn't like the idea of having Glorfindel
accompany them; or having Arwen tag along. He could see it now: soon
they would be able to do nothing or go anywhere without taking her
along. He loved her, he really did, but she was NOT his child.

Elrond shook his head and sighed. "Boys, please get up." Elrohir
stopped and helped his twin to stand as well. "Elladan, what is wrong
with Glorfindel? He's been living here since you boys were born. He's
also been very helpful since your mother passed. I know that he
wasn't here for a long period of time once," their ada continued.

Elladan looked at his father and said, "Amin uuma malia." (I don't
care). Elrohir rolled his eyes. "Elladan, I don't understand this
anger from you over this. Sure, Glorfindel is a pain in the backside
at times, but YOU are the one who has been cuddling Arwen since ada
left for Lorien, much more then I ha"
"

"I know...but we are almost in our mature stage...we don't NEED a
babysitter!" Elladan spat. "And we don't NEED Arwen on the trip!"
Elrond looked at him angrily.

What no one knew was that Glorfindel was listening to every word that
Elladan said about him and Arwen...he wasn't happy being called
a 'babysitter'.

Elrohir scowled. "Elladan, you're being an orc, settle down," Roh
demanded. Not only was Elladan being rather cruel with his words, he
was being disrespectful, something their ada did not tolerate at
all. "I am NOT!!!" he shouted at Elrohir. then he said, "Auta miqula
orqu" (Go kiss an orc)

Elrohir responded by stalked out of the room, nearly running into
Lord Glorfindel. He cleared his thrat, looking down. "excuse me my
lord, I did not see you," he said softly. Glorfindel nodded, knowing
he was not purposely run into. "Elladan, I can't believe that I just
heard that insult come from your mouth." he said blocking the doorway

Elrohir decided to stay just outside the room, wanting to see what
would happen. "And I thought I was the twin with the worst temper..."

"What does it matter! You treat US like Elflings!" Elladan shouted
stomping his foot. Elrond and Glorfindel looked at Elladan
angrily. "Then maybe we should act better Elladan! Think of what
happened while ada was away! We neglected our duty and look at the
things that took place, because of us. Maybe if we hadn't, he
wouldn't treat us in such a way. " roh said

Scowling, Elladan rolled his eyes at Roh, as well as at Glorfindel
and Elrond and said, "If nana was here...she wouldn't treat us like
some stinking Elflings!" he said starting to storm toward the door.
Glorfindel was standing close to the doorway. Both he and Elrohir
refused to let Elladan out. "Look, you know it's wrong to be
disrespectful. You have made this mess, you deal with it. *I* am
going to check on Arwen, she has been far to quiet!"

"HEY, stupid!! I'm NOT the only one leaving Arwen alone!!!" Elladan
shouted angrily. Elrohir punched Elladan in the nose. "I didn't say
you were! I'm just saying that I at least am going to fulfil the
promise I made to nana!" he turned to walk away.

Elladan was touching his nose making sure it wasn't broken. He was
ready to run after Elrohir when Glorfindel stood in the way. "Move
out of the way, Glorfy." "Elladan, I don't like your temper." he said
glaring at Elladan. The Vanya looked at Elrond and saw that he was
fuming.

"Come on, Glorfy...let me OUT!!!" he shouted. Elrond was getting
angered at Elladan's temper and looked around the room for something
and took off his belt. "ADA NO!" he shouted, seeing out of the corner
of his eye the movement of the belt being removed. "Elladan, I can't
take your temper anymore...you will bend over the bed frame, RIGHT
NOW!" he said rolling up the belt.

Glorfindel stood there and watched Elrond and then Elladan, never
moving from in front of the doorway. "Ada no,!! You can't ada, don't
do this!" Elladan made no attempt to move, partly out of stupidity
and partly out of shock. "Elladan, I'm NOT going to ask again."

Elladan could only stare at his ada. Only once before had Elrond used
his belt on he or Elrohir, and that was when they decided to go on an
adventure that nearly cost them their lives. Elrond slapped the belt
on his palm making a loud 'slap' sound. Glorfindel saw that Elrond
was growing impatient...so he gave Elladan a firm smack on his
backside.

Elladan howled and gave a shudder, slowly moving towards the
bed. "ada, my backside is already so sore! That brush hurt, please
ada, I cannot stand the belt too!" he wailed, sounding truly
frightened of the pain and of how angry he had made everyone.

"You will take this belt, Elfling." Elrond glared at his son.
Glorfindel walked behind Elladan...making sure he didn't decide to
make a run for the door. Elladan looked scared and slowly lowered
over the footboard of the bed, clutching at the covers. "Ada, please,
I am sorry, please don't ada!" his backside, still covered in
leggings, was still a bright red and oh so tender

Elrond looked at his son's backside and started to think twice about
using the belt...he looked over at Glorfindel. Elladan was already
nearly in sobs, jsut from the anticipation of that belt over the
hairbrush spanking. Not even an hour had yet passed! Elrond stood
there frozen...he didn't know if he should use it or not...he was
upset with his sons' temper but he was afraid that he would hurt
Elladan even more.

Glorfindel looked at Elrond, "My Lord...are you feeling ill?" In a
soft voice Elrond said, "Elladan, pull up your leggings and stand in
the corner." then he dropped the belt. Glorfindel looked at him
shocked.

Elladan quickly obeyed and rushed to the corner, now sobbing,
confused and anxious. "Ada, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!"

Elrond turned and strode from the room, heading quickly for his
study.....he was cursing and shouting in his mind. he was surprised
that no one else could hear him. He was looking around his study and
found old letters from Gil-galad...he read them and remembered how it
felt to help defeat Sauron. Now he wanted to defeat another nuisance.

Several moments after the lord had retreated into his study, there
was a small knock on the door. he didn't say anything...just
unsheathed a sword that he once used back in the Second Age. He
looked at it and felt the blade to make sure it was still sharp.

Again, there was a knock. "What do you want?" There was a silence at
Elrond's gruff response, then little feet went running down the
hallway.

Elrond sighed for he knew who was there...he ran to the door and
opened it. Arwen was rounding a corner up ahead in the hallway. he
looked around but saw no one...but he could hear the pitter patter of
feet and decided to go and see who it was.

Arwen was making her way through the hallways, attempting to get to
the kitchen for a drink, seeing as her ada was not in the mood for
visitors. The cook was currently cleaning, but smiled as Arwen
entered.

Arwen tugged on the cook's dress. "Can I get juice?" she asked "Why
sure luv." she said and poured her some juice in a glass and handed
it to the toddler. Just then Elrond burst through the kitchen doors
with the sheathed sword in his hand.

Arwen turned around as he burst into the kitchen, startled, dropping
the glass of juice. "What are you doing?" Elrond asked. She gulped,
looking at the mess. "I sorry ada, I just wanted juice...." she
whispered He sighed and said, "It's ok, Arwen." then he kissed her
on the head.

"Ada, you mad at me? I just wanted to hug you, you feel real sad,
then you growled, so i wanted juice instead, should i go back to my
room? I napped for a long long time,a nd i got woked up."

"No, it's ok. I'm sorry that I shouted when I was in my study."

She shrugged, not sure why he was angry, but figuered it must be
important. Arwen patted his hand and squatted down and tried to help
the cook clean the mess. "Sorry cook, was a accident," she
said. "It's ok luv," the cook replied kindly. "Why don't you and Lord
Elrond go and walk around... I'll clean this up."

"Ada, are orcs coming?" arwen whispered, staring at the sword. "huh?
no, honey, Orcs are not coming." he said looking at the sword. "Then
why you gots the sword?" she asked, reaching out to touch it. Elrond
quickly moved her hand away and said, "It's nothing you need to worry
about." then he got up and held his hand out for Arwen.

She took his hand, but again reached for the sword. "I wanna fight
too" she said "no, Arwen. you're too little...plus Elven women don't
go into battles." she pouted, still holding his hand. "ada, i dont
wanna be in trouble," she whispered. "it makes me sad, make it go
away, ok?"

"You're not in trouble."

"I'm not? But i thoughted I gonna get spanked, that's what Roh said"
The toddler felt incredibly confused by all the big elves in her life
and the different things that they said to her.

"Eventually, you will be spanked for what you did while I was gone,"
Elrond informed her. The toddler looked up, a frown on her
face. "Whens that?" she asked, confused "That's a big word, I dunno
it"

"You will be spanked sometime today...I'll figure out when to come
and give you the spanking." "Oh" she said softly, feeling
nervous. "Ada, where we going? "No be sad, k? I here, I make it
better, k?" Elrond could only smile at her innocence.

"Amin mela lle ada" she said, swinging his arm as they held
hands "Ada, I sorry I bad" Elrond knelt down to look into her eyes
and said, "Arwen, you are not bad...your just growing up...when your
young you don't know about rules and respect...so as you're growing
up then you will learn how to behave."

Arwen happily leaned into the hug that he gave when kneeling down to
her. "You sure? Roh said I was the other day." "Roh doesn't know what
he's talking about...he's still an Elfling." he kissed her on the
head. "Ada are the stinky orcs gonna make you go 'way like nana? I no
wanna live with roh and ella forever and ever. i like you better"

Elrond was very shocked by such a question, and wondered how she had
never come to think such a think. "What are you talking about pen-
neth?" "If the orcs make you go away like nana did, then I'd have to
live with my brothers forever, and I dont wanna. I want you, I like
you better then them, cuz your ada, and they are just brothers. There
no once else we stay with, huh?"

"Arwen, I'm not going away...where did you hear this?" he asked
confused. The toddler only shrugged and shoved her thumb into her
mouth. Elrond looked at her sternly. "Arwen...who told you about me
and the Orcs?"

She shrugged again and attempted to run off towards some
flowers. "Pretty!" she exclaimed, attempting to distract him. Elrond
held onto her, wanting answers, and made her look at him. "Arwen, do
you wish for your spanking to be right here and now?" His voice was
firm and let no room for argument. That hardly stopped the toddler
anyway.

Her eyes went wide and she shook her head, her lower lip
trembling. "Ada, I no wanna tell" Giving her a glare, Elrond mentally
counted to ten. Toddlers were so frustrating at times, but well worth
it; he could never trade his children, at any age, for
anything. "Arwen Undomiel, you will answer me right this moment, do
you hear me young lady?"

Arwen whimpered and lowered her head, her thumb going back in her
mouth "i heard it" she mumbled out around her thumb. "Arwen...." he
warned, incredibly close to giving her a good swat. "What?" she
whispered, wriggling in his grasp.

"I told-ed you already. I heard it" she whispered, burying her face
in his chest. Shaking his head, Elrond kissed her soft curls and held
her tight. "Arwen, you must tell ada where you heard it. If you
don't, Ada will have to be angry and give you a good spanking, do you
understand me pen-neth?"

"GLORFY!" she shouted out, not wanting a spanking in the middle of
the garden. Elrond rolled his eyes. "Glorfy was in the kitchen, I
heard it, cuz I wanted milk, I couldn't sleep good." "I see...so
Glorfindel told you...I guess I'll have to talk to him about
that." "I don't think he see-ed me ada," she said softly. "I wasn't
*listening* but i heard it, cuz they were real close to the kitchen.
Pwomise you won't go 'way?"

"Yes, I promise Arwen," he said, his voice much softer now. He felt
her cuddle closer, smashing herself against his chest, needing his
strength to comfort her. "Ada, did you have a nice time with daerada
and daernana?" she asked, plopping herself onto his knee as he moved
to sit obencbench in the garden.

He nodded. "Yes I did. They are eager to see you. Your daernana
Galadriel saw you when you were a baby Elfling." Arwen looked
thoughtful for a moment. "oooh, I don't memeber her much, can we go
see her?" "Would you like to visit her?" She nodded eagerly, a smile
on her little face "and daerada too, I not memeber him at all."
Elrond chuckled. "Of course."

Arwen clapped her hands and bounced on his lap. "Yippy! We go NOW!!"
Elrond laughed. "Well, your brothers are going tonight. I am sending
Glorfindel along." "They going?" she asked, looking
disappointed. "Oh," she whispered. It was typical that they did not
want her to tag along.

"Yes," Elrond said with a smile. "They will be going with you.
Glorfindel will watch over all three of you." "I gets to go TOO?" she
shrieked happily. "Yippy!!" "Yes, you'll be going too. But you and
your brothers will have to be on your BEST behavior...Glorfindel and
your grandparents have every right to spank all 3 of you." Arwen
gulped and nodded. "Yes ada." She wriggled, one tiny hand rubbing her
stomach.

"Hungry?" he asked as he watched her rub her stomach. The toddler
shook her head no, "Tummy hurts," she whispered. "Why?" he asked as
he touched her tummy. "I upset and it makes my tummy hurt. Nana
always rubbed it for me, with pretty smells and everything. I
worried" she buried her face in his tunic.

Elrond sighed and called for one of the maids, "Please bring a bottle
of rose petals." "ada, what you doing?" she asked, confused. "ada can
you spank me now?" she blurted out suddenly. the waiting was making
her nervous, which made her stomach hurt.

Elrond looked at her and said, "Spank you now? Oh, is that why your
tummy hurts cause of whenever I'll spank you?" Arwen shurgged. "Not
all the time. Just now, cuz I keep waiting and waiting and you don't
do it yet. Or when I go to the corner for long long time, then my
tummy hurts too. Nana always rubbed it for me, that was real nice. Do
you rub tummies too?"

"Well, I haven't rubbed tummies since your mother passed. When the
maid comes back I'll put some oil on your tummy to help it." Arwen
nodded. "Ok ada," she said softly. "Did I make you sad that my tummy
hurts? Not your fault, I promise!" Elrond shook his head and kissed
her soft cheek. "No, you didn't make me sad...but I was concerned."

A moment later the maid returned with a bottle of rose petal
oil. "Here let's put some of this oil on your tummy to make it
better." Arwen nodded, smiling at him as he rubbed. "Love you
ada" "Love you too." then he sighed and said, "Hmm, should I give you
the spanking now?"

Arwen nodded. "But not in the garden!! Everyone will seeee!" she
wailed. She wanted it over with, but not right in the garden! Elrond
nodded and picked her up and carried her to her room. she nuzzled
her little face into the crook of his neck. "thanks for rubbing my
tummy ada" "anything for you my child."

Arwen sighed as he carried her, still nervous, but glad it would
finally be over. he entered her room and sat down on the bed and sat
her on his lap. He watched as she stuck her thumb in her mouth and
squirmed around.

"My daughter, do you know why I'm going to spank you?" Arwen
nodded. "Why pen-neth?" "Did bad things," she whispered her answer.
Elrond nodded. "You have behaved very badly Arwen while I was away.
But not it will be finished." Carefully, Elrond picked her up and
placed her over his lap and lifted her tiny dress. She seemed smaller
then ever like this.

Arwen's legs kicked just a little. "I sorry I bad!!" she said
sincerely. "I know." Then Elrond pulled down her undergarments. Arwen
started to cry already, quiet little tears that ran freely from her
eyes. Taking a deep breath, he gently rubbed her backside for a
moment. "no wanna be bad," she whimpered.

"I know." then he raised his hand and brought it down as a stinging
slap on her bare backside SLAP

Arwen wailed, crying louder, her little legs kicking

SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP

She cried very loudly, kicking and wailing, and finally throwing a
hand back to block. "Ada, no mooooore!"

Elrond moved her hand and gave her 2 more spanks to her sit spot SLAP
SLAP Arwen sobbed, wriggling to cry and get away "waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
she cried loudly

He stopped and gently rubbed her back seeing that her backside was
kinda red "I sorrrrrrrry ada, I be gooooooooooood I sorrrrrrrry!" she
sobbed "I know you are, Arwen. It is all over." he rubbed her back
more. she continued to cry, her backside stinging.

Gently, he touched her backside and felt some heat from it; his
gentle touch made her howl. "ada dont touch!! hurrrrrts!" "Do you
want me to put some cream on it?" he asked softly. Arwen nodded. It
truly wasn't a bad spanking, and it was more that fact that she hbeenbeen spanked at all that upset her.

Still holding her tightly, Elrond got up and retrieved some soothing
cream. He once again placed her over his lap after sitting on the bed
and put some cream on her pink cheeks, rubbing it in as softly as he
could.

Her crying settled down to slight sniffles and an occassional hiccup.
Elrond continued to rub her backside, seeing that it soothed
her. "Ada, amin mela lle," she whispered. "I love you too Arwen." She
sat up slowly, and he held her to his chest, so she wouldn't sit on
her sore bottom.

"Soon---I need to check up on your brothers and Glorfindel." "We
gonna go tonight?" she asked confused. "Stay here pen-neth," he
answered. "I'll be right back. I'm going to check up on your
brothers, and I'll come get you." Kissing her forehead and placing
her on her tummy, Elrond left the room.

He went straight to Elladan's room, and knocked on the door. "Come
in..." was the soft reply. Elladan was on his bed, hugging a pillow,
looking very sad.

"Elladan, what is wrong?" asked a concerned Elrond, seeing his sons's
distressed face as he entered the room. "I am so sorry ada, that I
had my temper....I should know better by now, I'm sorry I saddened
you." he hung his head.

Elrond sat down and stroked Ell's head and said, "It is ok, El. Don't
worry about it."

"Ada.... are you going to spank me with your belt?" he whispered,
looking up at his father. At that moment, he felt much smaller then
16 human years.